All Santa songs are like: He’s got a peppermint ass And big huge pants Big beard as long as a tree So put a slice of plump cake Upon a plate And leave it for the guy to see

@joenegron.bsky.social I know you’re not really here, but I’m sorry for this news, Joe. www.sescoops.com/news/wwe-sma...

@kenjennings.bsky.social the Disney / YouTube TV dispute just deleted all of our Jeopardy! episodes. We had been catching up and were only in early July. Can you put a Jeopardy! curse on them?

@savestandard.bsky.social Do you have a stance on time zones? Eastern parts of New England end up w/ some crazy sunrise and sunset times. Should we pack up and move to Atlantic TZ where we belong geographically? (Then again, western NB, Canada has 9:30 sunsets in summer - ST would fix that, though.)

Sure wish @lwmaine.bsky.social @chanthomaspro.bsky.social @bakabellawwfhof.bsky.social @sidneybakabella.bsky.social @heisaggro.bsky.social LW had BlueSky presence. Being on Twitter makes me feel like I’m in some crack town.

ICE Agents hate this one weird trick

Wonder why the right is so silent on this guy who murdered a bunch of people at the LDS church 🤔

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

I googled “your last name is an adverb” to find the exact quote from the movie Johnny Dangerously, starring Michael Keaton. Note, I did not include “Michael Keaton” in the search. AI brilliance ensued.

Seriously why the F is the 22 yr old Kirk shoot being referred to as “a kid”, and the 13 yr old Epstein victims are “Under aged women”.

An excerpt from Richard Wright’s novel NATIVE SON (1940). This is part of the main character’s lawyer’s appeal to send Bigger Thomas to prison for life — not to execute him. The connections to current racist ICE and National Guard activities in LA, DC, and all across the country are obvious.

the american pundit class can't help but cover trump like he's a dog with hands. "while it's not good that the dog strangled a woman to death, you have to admit it's amazing that he could"

This Simpsons episode is 30 years old.

I guess if you don't see that Hulk Hogan dying 42 years TO THE DAY since the Pine Tar Game is more than just a little bit of a coinkidink -- well, let's just say, I guess I know how you voted!! #justiceforgeorgebrett

I think you are lying

Prosthetic legs are very en vogue in pro wrestling again.

@joenegron.bsky.social @mollipen.bsky.social did you have any luck with your preorders?

@mollipen.bsky.social @joenegron.bsky.social a new SVGF?! I can’t wait to listen!!

Senator Mark Kelly is a combat fighter pilot and Navy captain who bravely served his country.   Elon Musk is a multi-billionaire trying to dismantle the VA who called Kelly, a veteran who put his life on the line, a “traitor.”   Disgusting.

Maybe Tony Khan’s appreciation for Hook starts atop his head. @joenegron.bsky.social @octopusmask.bsky.social

@joenegron.bsky.social I didn’t email in, but I’d love to hear your thoughts in an EVOLVE review. I don’t watch WWE, but I might even check it out. Do you think any of the WWE ID talent will be on it? I don’t even know if it’s a wrestling or reality or game show or what. 🤷🏼‍♀️

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

This is the GOP’s long con on full display.

@joenegron.bsky.social Hoping you and your family are safe, Joe!

This line from an article on MLB app, excerpted from Ian Browne's Red Sox Beat newsletter, reminds me of the Jonathan Katz joke, “I have two beautiful kids and two kids who are not so attractive.”

@alcreed.bsky.social so glad to find you here — I believe I followed you on Threads. Had to get out of that algorithmic nightmare. Merry Christmas! Love your work!

@pftompkins.bsky.social I thought it might warm your frosty heart to learn that you were #5 on the esteemed Waldo Theater’s ticket sales this year! Eat poop, Choir! Choir! Choir!

very funny to be worrying about trans women in the white house washrooms while rapists and pedophiles freely roam the halls

i have just been nominated head of the Depertment of Not Shidding on Motor Vehicles and i am going to shid on the motor vehicles

@mollipen.bsky.social Every so often, I've been remembering people I follow on Twitter that I want to see over here. I should have known you were already here. I got to know you from SVGF. Glad I can give you a follow!

@numb.comfortab.ly why is the supernaut guy on the list?

@antmaurizio.bsky.social Best wishes on your birthday, Anthony! Enjoy your day!

Ted Williams, US Marine Corps, 1952 Topps style

@sidneybakabella.bsky.social that time they were drawing a raffle number at Limitless Wrestling and you yelled out “Sixty nine!” was my favorite wrestling moment.

@gummyarts.bsky.social Do you ever do commissions?

Finally someone reports on what’s REALLY going on.

Bluesky now has over 10 mln users, and I was #299,875! If you add 299 + 875, you get 1174. 1-1-1974, the same day that Jimmy Connors won his only Australian Open. Australia: the only country that is a continent. Incontinence: the lack of bowel control, leading to pooped pants. Donald Trump sucks.

Podcast recs: 1. Smart Wrestling Fan. For the wrestling enthusiast, it gets no better. Also, it’s been a weekly show with never a missed ep since TWOTHOUSANDFIVE. 2. Banned Camp. They read an entire book that was banned and try to figure out why. As a fan of Fahrenheit 451, I love this season.

Why are old posts from people I follow being purged from my Following timeline? Is this a bug or a feature?