highly recommended #socal #sunset #clouds

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

LET'S GET RRRRREAAAAADY TO DISSSSSSSEMMMMMBBLLE!

so basically it’s a trump rally

This is the iconic image of Charlie Kirk. This is the only one I will remember — Charlie Derp. (That look in his eyes is SOMETHING.)

Captain Bighead wants a popsicle

bro is about to order the National Guard to defeat autism

Today, my ophthalmologist told me that I’ll need injections into my eyeballs. How’s your Friday going? 👁️👁️

Personally I don't think we should let the president make the entire country a safe space for himself

lol. Nothing matters.

Someone needs to put a new light-bulb in Melania.

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

He can’t hurt you now.

lol new clown car just rolled up

holy hell, kash patel is a petulant tool

If Pope Leo has not canonized Charlie Kirk by April 20th we will prosecute. by Pam Bondi

very 💀 rn

back atcha 👅 #boxerdog

new conspiracy just dropped

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he thinks dirty noses are endearing #boxerdog

sources tell me I can fly

he thinks he’s a cat #boxerdogs

But don’t call them Nazis.

I confronted Jack once at CPAC abt all the lies on his resume and he ran away while pretending to be on the phone

Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck the Wall Street Journal for spreading the initial bullshit

marco rubio trying to impose sanctions on brazil but he can't because his propeller beanie keeps falling off and getting caught in his tricycle

State Department to ban immigrants speaking ill of Charlie Kirk. VP to fly his body to Arizona on Air Force 2. Trump to award him the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Journalists getting fired for asking the right questions. We are spiraling into a dystopia beyond our imagining.

The way the mainstream media is treating Charlie Kirk’s bigotry is the way a highly dysfunctional family treats racist crazy pedo grandpa. “Oh come on, that’s just how he is, he doesn’t mean It, that doesn’t count.”

overcast but still beautiful #SunsetBlvd #LosAngeles

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

There’s a way to be respectful in reporting on Charlie Kirk being shot while also refusing to whitewash who he was and what consequences his political activism has had. Obituaries for public figures are a part of history.

the dude who got butt-hurt when the other dude called him a bed bug… STILL amusing

The fuck is this?

By process of elimination.

/7 SCOTUS, the Federalist Society, the entire academic and intellectual infrastructure that brought us here: they're nothing but pretentious Trumpers. At least the guy in the MAGA hat and "fuck your feelings" t-shirt is honest about who he is. These people are not.

Nate Silver was not "broken" by COVID... he spends insane amounts of time on social media, which has given him an insane ego and main character syndrome. Almost every large account on Twitter is a parody of what they were in 2016.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

scotus is making my joints hurt and caused my blood sugar to go wonky

day of the fur

In which the VP glorifies murder by the US military and takes time out of his busy schedule to respond to a Krassenstein brother:

ICE just reactivated its contract with an Israeli firm that makes phone-hacking spyware. Here's what you should know. #ICE #NewsUS #Hacking #spyware

i am watching clips from the kennedy hearing and one thing that comes across is his petulance at being challenged. he is like an overgrown baby (if that baby were a hot dog you grilled too long)

department of gwar

Six year anniversary of this debate of substantive legal issues