Making this even more bizarre is the fact they aren’t singing “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t be Late),” which was also celebrating its 25th anniversary.

“I have little desire to talk about AI” Go with that feeling. Embrace it. Apply it to your life outside of Bluesky.

Translation: "If you don't use AI then the guys using our chips can't pretend to make money and can't pay the loans they took out to pay for the original loans they took out for all the money they're not making and it all falls apart and we can't sell chips to fuel the money they're not making."

In high school my friends and I had a running joke about our physics teacher (RIP Wild Bill) giving us a pass very similar to this so we could do “experiments” that were really just excuses to break things or make them explode.

Same

No idea why they think I wanted to talk about Three Mile Island when the topic at hand was “AI: good or bad.” My best guess is they’re just another highly educated dipshit.

This person whose entire bio reads “Proud AI shamer” is really, really excited about Microsoft buying Three Mile Island to power their AI data centers, and they’re too dumb to realize that’s the reason I think they’re so fucking dumb.

Bitch are you fucking stupid?

I’m glad Marx isn’t around anymore because if he were here to witness somebody unironically invoke his name while advocating for exploiting the labor of independent workers while calling them wanting the surplus value of their own work “petit bourgeoisdom” he’d blow his fucking head off

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Apparently the AI acolytes are now dying on the hill that agreeing with someone else’s opinion is plagiarization, and that’s why Sam Altman should be allowed to train ChatGPT on all the copyrighted material he wants free of charge.

1) genuine life changing moment of my early 20s was realizing I actually didn't have to do this at all. tell the youths 2) I feel like there's a class discussion to be had around the stakes of this kind of decision though

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

-Default pfp -Joined January 2025 -No posts -Lots of replies with zero engagement But sure, it’s the critics of AI slop who come off like bots.

It actually sucks ass that I'm being given a tool that doesn't work while being expected to be 5x as productive by people who don't write software. When I tell them it sucks shit they don't want to believe me even though I have a masters degree in this field.

Something I find baffling about AI discourse is the notion that a viable artistic ecosystem only benefits artists

If you are a 1980s teenager the cons of spending the summer at Camp Crystal Lake very likely outweigh the pros for you If you are Jason Voorhees the opposite is true

Valuable hell, AI isn’t even profitable.

I love how the AI cult is so far up their own collective ass that they think acceptance is inevitable if they just keep demanding it while doing fuckall to earn it.

Today I learned that stalking a 17 year old girl, writing up a 400 page 'dossier' about her, falsely reporting her to the police and smashing her phone does not constitute 'harassment'. One wonders what *would*.

I specifically tried to program it to not constantly detect Tim Allen's Big (Super)Naturals and LOOK WHAT IT DOES ANYWAY

Oh no, somebody set the T-800 on Horny Mode again

looking through the preliminary results, it appears the only things it can detect with any reliability are tim allen's big supernaturals. Huh.

AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts

I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)

i don't care about context, this post on its own is 🤌

Today I passed a billboard w/ an ai-ass nativity scene beneath a giant cosmic Jesus and big text asking "Do You Love The Man As Much As The Baby?" and I choked on the coke zero I was drinking while driving and I stifled a cough and the bubbles foamed up through my nasal passages. I felt so present.

The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

So what you’re saying is, the only thing stopping you from molesting children younger than 16 is the age of consent law.

“A Louisiana health official who ordered his health department to stop promoting mass vaccinations this past winter during a surge in influenza cases has been tapped to serve as the new number two leader at the Centers for Disease Control.”

We now take you live to Jonathan’s kitchen:

I need people who are profiling RFK Jr to not recite, uncritically, the number of studies the man says he has read. One he lies Two even if he has read them doesn't mean he understands them Three it's more useful to take one and explain its problems.

I’ll be shocked if anyone sees this post, but I’m bailing on all social media for the time being because all it seems to do anymore is exacerbate my already-severe depression by reminding me how worthless and alone I am.

it’s essential

Bradley Nowell absolutely could not play the guitar like a motherfucking riot, and it’s long past time my fellow Millennials accepted that.

Sweet potato pie > pumpkin pie, all day every day.

My friends and I were more in the “rock up to a frat party we weren’t invited to, create chaos, then steal as much booze as we can carry while everyone’s distracted” camp.

The Preachers’ cover of Bo Diddley’s “Who Do You Love” is the platonic ideal of garage rock.

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

“I never tried to be racist” is the most bull💩 apology. Even *if* I believed he’s never intentionally been racist, if you accidentally hurt someone, you say “I messed up and I‘m sorry” if you actually cared about the people you hurt. Tapping the @theradr.bsky.social ’s 5 steps sign

I need to come up with $200 so I can get a couple nights at the Super 8, between the all-day rain in the forecast for Wednesday, everything being closed on Thursday, and my SSDI check not coming until Friday I’m pretty much boned.

any system that showers hundreds of billions on this person for building zero sustainably profitable businesses is a bad system

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground

Never done ham or mac & cheese for Thanksgiving so they can get in the bin.

if you can't afford it, that's one thing. but if you can afford it and refuse to and still expect content and attention? you're delusional, get out.

You can tell it’s fake because the Cybertruck isn’t on fire.