make a Bond movie casual Time to Nap

Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/

What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

New comic. Merry Christmas! 💚🌟❤️

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

"All the things that horrified CBS executives are part of the program’s charms... Xmas is imperfect, messy, and presents you with things you think have no value until you see them in a new light." A Charlie Brown Christmas is the anti-AI. open.substack.com/pub/wordswor...

born to be merry, forced to know what a spreadsheet is

The full video (18 min) is really sweet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XN...

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

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There has been a veritable *torrent* of posts on where to find the video.

Professional societies keep beclowning themselves buying into a lie about what an LLM "summary" is. They are inherently counterfeit: not an epistemic product of the ideas in the source, but summary-shaped text linguistically based on *other* works (in the training corpus) that use related language.

got my adhd upgraded to ad4k

here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️

Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less: Did the dishes

A Lord of the Rings cover band called The MorDoors

THREAD excellent rundown of where energy is at.

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

IMO: The genius of a good pun headline is that, yes, it's a play on words; but that play on words also conveys some extra meaning or emotion about the story

100% -- also, as a baseline, both of the readings have to at least make sense (this also goes for too-cute brand names; "nothing bundt cakes," I am looking at you)

A much longer investigation of the argument from Broey Deschanel here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVWG...

wow, it's Shonisaurus, the giant Triassic ichthyosaur!

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

Fantastic piece.

I hate those people who ride your bumper and start flashing their lights at you like hey look at me I'm driving a police car

My outfit for the day it happens.

I'm slender critical. Keep those supermodels away from me.

I hope that everyone appreciates that when I say this, it is with genuine love and sincerity: Rob Reiner's baldness was a nice window into his mensch-y comedy and its relationship to masculinity.

Good dogs!

We need to know who keeps ordering all this snow. You're not in trouble, we just need to know for, uh... for our records. ❄️

I’ve been seeing this cover over and over and I just… In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.

what in blue tunket

I think it’s also true that loneliness among women has historically been treated as an individual problem, while loneliness among men is treated as a societal problem. That, in turn, comes from an assumption that women are supposed to earn the company of others while men are entitled to it.

More like American Can'to amirite send skeet

These ridiculous mega-projects like "datacenters in space" (doomed by thermodynamics) make a LOT more sense when you realize they're massive Ponzi schemes designed to transfer wealth from pension funds to VC's through "fee stacking." It's the old Assets Under Management con. It should be illegal.

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!

what in the sam hill

"there's a new serif in town"

Entertaining the customers. 📹 winwin.yeung.54

The Business Judgment Rule is just Delaware's version of Ron Swanson's piece of paper that has "I can do what I want" written on it.

This is an excellent and necessary use of Holocaust analogies. Like, sometimes you should avoid Holocaust analogies. But not in this case. This is right on.

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Thread on how to detect ai in that viral dog video

A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage. Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word. A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).