So much to unpack here. Jesus as an AI bot. Paid subscription to make "Him" keep talking to you. Jesus smiling despite a crown of thorns on "His" head. An expression that suggests he is exchanging nudes with an exotic dancer and/or TikToks of people doing crazy shit in "His" kingdom here on earth.

In the ongoing battle of whales vs. yachts, I have to say I'm on Team Orca.

Sir, this is a McDonald's drive thru. Is there someone we can call for you? We hope you get the help you need.

In order to believe that this is about drug trafficking, you have to also believe that this administration cares one iota about normal human beings, which I think is a generous stretch at best. I guess "America First" is now "Team America World Police 2.0."

We've reached the absolute nadir of capitalism

The "Try and Stop Us" presidency has its answer, and you almost have to "admire" the level of brazen lawbreaking. They went all in and called the bluff of Congress, legacy media, and the judicial system. They said "try and stop us" and these institutions didn't, wouldn't, won't, or can't. SAD!

I read this in Beavis and Butthead voice

Wow ... I just watched Love Actually for the first time and .... wow ... everyone in that movie is legit so fucked up? How did everyone love this movie? It should be called Cringe Actually? 🤣

This is my grill 🤣

Lord grant me the serenity ...

Even the plows are getting stuck. Insane.

Every generation thinks they were tougher than the last, especially when it comes to snow: "why when I was their age I was walking 6 miles to school uphill both ways in barbed wire flip flops and 17 foot drifts with 2 colonies of fire-ants in my horse hair tighty whities that my mom sewed by hand!"

This is shaping up to be like the winter of aught six ...

"How's Juneau?"

AMATEUR!!!!!

onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-... Which soldier are you?

Never forget: With these cult-followers, every accusation is a confession. Every. Single. One.

So criticizing the president and taking notice of his cruelty and lack of humanity is "deranged" but *checks notes* wrapping your entire house, car, and body in Trump/MAGA merch like a Deadhead on a permanent lot scene is totally normal and not in any way unhinged. Mkay.

onehotmessalaska.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-... My first blog post in 2+ years

Never in my almost half century of life have I seen a male human being take less than 45 minutes on the toilet. They act as if all the secrets of the universe are written on a roll of Charmin or something.

Ok this one slayed me FR

The Law of Costco™️: the second you go inside, you buy something you don't need and the second you get home you realize you forgot something you do.

BRO WHAT

My new sexuality is watching Jake Paul get punched in the face on loop

I love how there used to be these elaborate, 3-minute long, plot-driven TV commercials for chewing gum, and now the only products advertised on TV are pharmaceuticals, cars, and insurance policies. I guess Lite Brite and Folgers couldn't keep up with Viagra and State Farm.

At this point, it's like a game of Where's Waldo to identify who's NOT in the Epstein files. Seems like every powerful man in America frequented this pedo island like it was a Taco Bell drive thru.

Everything is always something "no one's ever heard of" or "the entire world is talking about" or "the biggest disaster in American history" or "the best and biggest and most whatever" thing to happen to the country because of something Trump did or didn't do. Outrageous and ridiculous.

Including being run by an Orange Julius

No sense of shame in situations that would embarrass the most shameless narcissist. Embarrassed by nothing. No filter. No empathy. No ability to form his face into a normal human expression. No ability to express a normal human emotion. Really this man is genuine serial killer material. Terrifying.

This is real. It's truly terrifying--the forces that keep such a deranged person in office.

With Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu all in power at the same time, we have a perfect storm of trickle-down violence and megalomania across the globe. Seems the Sydney shooting is politically motivated, and I bet the Brown shooting is as well. Seriously F'd up.

Snowy driveways are every Alaskan's number one opp

Active shooter at my alma mater uuuuggggghhhhhhhhh

Cozy winter weekend snuggles with my goodest boy

It's Juneau

For the 17,624th consecutive day, I was disappointed not to wake up as Stevie Nicks.

Heard someone on insta refer to Stephen Miller as a "thrift store Fleshlight™️." Lmaooooo

Why is Juneau cosplaying Fairbanks?!

It's not enough to be shot and stuffed--they also must suffer the indignity of this outfit?! Oof!

Dudes be strutting through these gates in cammo like Hudson News is a deer blind in Fallujah. #Laska

H/t to my FAI crew you all are tough

We need a name for those aspirational leftovers that you put in the purgatory of your refrigerator hoping you'll be virtuous enough to eat them before they go *really* bad, but you never do.

I hate AI.

FIFA made up a "peace prize" to flatter Trump and put a medal on his neck and Trump stood there mugging clownishly like he wasn't being bribed with a made-up participation trophy. This is top-tier cringe, even for him.