Good morning nerds!

Undertow 6”x6” oil

This painting by Australian artist Richard Claremont depicts a tranquil bedroom scene, with a large window offering a view of the coastal landscape. It clearly echoes the style of Edward Hopper’s artwork.

I don't know who needs to hear this but lick all the peanut butter off the utensil before you put it in the sink

I am still not shopping at Target, I still have not forgotten the Epstein files, I still care about the planet and I still reject book banning!

I fully and wholeheartedly support every single country who used to be an ally of the United States now telling us to go f*** ourselves.

Happy #macromonday 🩷💛🩷

I volunteered this morning to take the day off without pay if we were overstaffed - this is a perk of my particular type of employment - and I got it.... .... 30 minutes after I clocked in for the shift 🤨 They couldn't have called me and told me I had the day off before I got there??

Woke up in the pale cool dawn and my wife is sound asleep beside me and there is a big gray cat snoozing between us and life is pretty sweet atm

NEWS: The U.S. Supreme Court has temporarily RESTORED access to the abortion pill mifepristone via telehealth and mail—pausing a lower court ruling.

I just can’t imagine why women would choose the bear

Jesus not thrilled to find out the guy in the cockpit for his flight to Judea is Pontius Pilot

How Rudy Giuliani will always be remembered.

McDonald’s ashtrays through the years…

How about a TV that automatically cuts the volume by half during the commercials and back to full when the show comes back. Now THAT would be a SmartTV. 🧠 📺

My kind of Bakery.

"chinese evs will spy on you" and the person saying it drives a tesla

10/10, no notes.

Purple Concerto #Art #AIArt #Nature #Flowers

Like Spirit Airlines, millions of everyday households in America are operating on the thinnest of margins. The American people are going to be the next to break.

Forced birth in a country with no parental leave, no universal pre-k, no universal free school lunches, and the highest maternal mortality rate of any developed country is not pro-life.

I can’t stop laughing at this. 🤣

Slightly diminish a book Finite Jest

RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES

Regardless of what lies in the fine print, let’s be clear about one thing: Mifepristone was safe and effective when the FDA first approved it over 25 years ago and it has been safe and effective for the millions of people who have used it to end their pregnancies and manage their miscarriages since.

Imagine the ancestral shame people are going to feel decades from now, as they go through a deceased relative's attic and discover a taboo MAGA hat.

A new Nazi database prompts Germans to confront their families’ dark pasts The search engine containing 12 million party membership cards shatters the illusion that few ancestors were active supporters of Hitler.

Have you tried putting gravy on it?

We seriously should treat sports betting ads like cigarette ads: ban them.

Currently being sought for prosecution by the ICC for war crimes, crimes against humanity and violations of the Geneva Conventions Her farts have been classified as a biological weapon and can have debilitating effects Do not approach Alert the property authorities immediately

Do the laws not apply to the rich and wealthy? Kleptocracy? Quid pro quo. Bribery. You name it. All of this is wrong and illegal. Shameful.

If you picked Golden Tempo, there was a glitch in our sportsbook software and the bet was not recorded. All system errors void bets. Oopsy.

When working hard still doesn’t cover your rent, your groceries, or a little breathing room—something’s broken. Affordability is what Democrats should be fighting for. Full stop.

Happy Whiskey Saturday to all who celebrate

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In case you’re wondering, this is a real post.

My coffee shop was out of ice so they gave me 16 ounces of undiluted cold brew and now my skin can feel sounds

The comings and goings. Night lights #oilpainting #Art

Going forward, I would not select the state of Louisiana as a tourist destination for any reason. Don’t spend your money here. That includes Mardi Gras and Essence Festival and Jazz Festival. Don’t give your money to go on plantation home tours.

a vape disguised as a juice box so kids can get their fix at school

getting placed on an involuntary psychiatric hold for Coco Puffs

Greater blue-eared starling are remarkably common throughout Africa: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/FactUp/s/d...

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

Cat Owners will be like: "This is my terrible awful son Satan, Aka Mr. Shits." *picks him up by the butt and he just kinda dangles there upside down & confused* "He stinks and lives in the walls and he's kinda stupid. He's also wanted for warcrimes... he's God's most precious baby, I love him"

Now let’s do the Epstein cases…

Leaving dog hair out for the birds to build nests with.

Far from being "soft canceled," Bill Maher is actually a major beneficiary of the system that gives outsized megaphones to mediocre white men. Despite his spectacular ignorance and lazy humor he never goes away, he just lingers on our TVs decade after decade like a pustule.