BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “Oh! I’m in a Dungeons & Dragons group, too. But we’re doing an official, prewritten adventure.” [FRASIER SCOFFS] FRASIER: “Prewritten! The storyteller’s crutch.” BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “I’m the storyteller.” FRASIER: “… And what is a crutch if not a timeless and wonderful invention?”

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Ok I know either you don't care or already know this but Prince Humperdink and Jack Skellengton are the same dude!

My brother must really be torn right now he was a Cubs fan during his childhood and now he works for the Brewers.

Release the Steinbeck werewolf novel!

10/07/2025

ICE is made up of men who have failed the human test and have nothing of value to offer this nation. Adults with decency and options and possibilities don’t do this shit.

lol this entire era of politics has proven to me that rules are indeed fake

My favorite genre of movies is Chris Evans being an asshole.

The first streaming service that lets me block shows and movies will get all the human money.

I'm constantly torn between I don't want to bother the people that work at Menard's and HELLO FELLOW WAGE SLAVES I NEED TO PURCHASE A WASHER AND DRYER THE WASHER NEEDS AN AGITATOR AND THE DRYER HAS TO BE ELECTRIC AND I'D LIKE THEM TO BE UNDER $600 PER ITEM. THANK YOU AND I'M SORRY.

A God of War game where Kratos takes on a lovecraftian pantheon.

Not a single Greta hater could do what she has done, face what she's faced, bear abuse and humiliation at the hands of the most psychotic and genocidal army. They haven't an ounce of her bravery and that's what drives them crazy. Free Greta, free Palestine🇵🇸

We're going to need a bigger meteor

“Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.”

Luchadon Part 2

Gummy bear trail! #MysteryWrestling18 Watch the full replay available on mysterywrestling.com! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

ONE. Alright, thanks for coming out tonight! #AEWDynamite

Donald Trump and Melania get on an escalator at the UN and it immediately stops working 🤣

Normies, both in the US and abroad, really do not understand how broken American journalism is. America doesn't know to be embarrassed, because 2/3rds of the country never hear about the daily barrage of embarrassing things he does.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you find out about guns.

Their feelings are very delicate

Tylenol ain't taking this shit From tylenol.com

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

YOOOOOOOO! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

Return of the King #aew #wrestlesky #berserk

give us this day our daily lump

Are there adult choose your own adventures? Not adult like bow chicka bow wow but adult in complexity.

Use correct terminology! It's not "expresso," it's *espresso* It's not "hone in," it's *home in* It's not "irregardless," it's *regardless* It's not "vaccine skeptical," it's *pro infectious diseases* It's not "pro medical freedom about vaccines," it's *scientifically illiterate*

AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Just found out the company I work for might be taking away holidays next year. There has already been several people that have said they will take early retirement if this becomes policy. Best thing is the office side still gets the holidays.

Nintendo Patents Pressing Button to Jump hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

"I like so many things about free speech. I like that my friends on TV can say they want to kill homeless people and then keep showing up for work like nothing happened."

The number of times an aspiring authoritarian was stopped through capitulation remains 0

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Just for the record, Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t canceled for The Man Show or Crank Yankers or any of the other off putting misogynist, ableist, racist content he made his name on before going respectable, because the left doesn’t actually do that. Canceled for telling the truth, because the right does.

So, he asked himself what if I don't get to heaven and his answer was to be an even bigger facist?

I will maintain until the day I die that she won.

Fifth housemate vibes.