Burney Sandwich
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Waldo Jaquith
about 17 hours ago
I made a bot that will post "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation," clip by clip, between now and Christmas Eve. That's 12–13 clips daily, 24/7, just so you know what you'd be getting into. (Clips will auto-delete a few days after being posted.) It starts now.
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e.w. niedermeyer
2 days ago
truly disturbing how China is lapping America at our own culture
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Miami DSA
2 days ago
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
3 days ago
a bit surprised myself.
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videogame history
6 months ago
phoenix wright: ace attorney, manual, excerpt, nintendo ds (2005)
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
4 days ago
it just strikes me as a bad idea to pick fights with an astronaut.
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Max Berger
5 days ago
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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Steph Blakey
7 days ago
KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨
#yakuza
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It's actually hilarious how much content this account has
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7 days ago
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Razzball
8 days ago
I fear our president just breached Bluesky’s posters code of conduct
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Senator Elissa Slotkin
10 days ago
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community. The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution. Don’t give up the ship.
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2002: People love E! News. What if we made our legitimate news more catty and vapid too? 2025: oh no!
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Watching this incompetent slug grin his way through crashing the economy on purpose is one of the most infuriating experiences of a thousand infuriating experience of the past year
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11 days ago
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jess m.
13 days ago
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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You don’t fuck with the money
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14 days ago
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Keith (vibe spreadsheeter)
14 days ago
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In the last 3 days, the Weather Channel app has sent me push notos saying: - Freeze Warning, drip your faucets - It's a nice day for a walk in the garden - It's too hot out to walk your pets without burning their feet The temperature has been between 50 and 80 for the entire 3 days.
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This got me curious about where corked bats come from, which led me to this discovery from the corked bat Wikipedia page: SUPERBALL BATS
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15 days ago
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C. Robert Cargill
16 days ago
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.
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Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
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17 days ago
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Your 2027 Form 1040 brought to you by Quickbooks
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Waldo Jaquith
17 days ago
What about the House members who didn’t come to work during the shutdown?
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Just some quick math here: $3 trillion / 340m Americans = $8,823 in tariffs per person avg $2000 refund checks * 340m = $680 billion Donald J. Trump wouldn't shortchange us, would he?
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17 days ago
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Kyle Swanson, MD, FAANS, FCNS
20 days ago
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Brendel
20 days ago
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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Grudgie the Whale
22 days ago
I don’t even have words for this. One of the 2 guys responsible for this mass death wants a peace prize and the other wants $1trillion to be a bad CEO.
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Razzball
22 days ago
“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go” “No thanks”
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The Transmetropolitan Review (Unofficial)
23 days ago
lol
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New Kojima boss dropped
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23 days ago
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Planes Trains and Automobiles 2 - A normal person and a MAGA find common ground hating Donald Trump after the administration forces them together in an impromptu road trip to get home for the holidays
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25 days ago
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Coach Finstock
28 days ago
Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book
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It would be a good bit if the Pope got a jersey from every team except the White Sox.
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29 days ago
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Nicholas Grossman
about 1 month ago
Not a hard question, except for the culture that pretends it's not the answer 1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else 2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
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Make Age Bring Wisdom Again
#MABWA
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about 1 month ago
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Santiago Mayer
about 1 month ago
I really think that we need to talk more about the fact that Republicans have basically quietly abolished the House of Representatives
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nilay patel
about 1 month ago
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he
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What the fuck is wrong with you if you're following 56,000 people on this site? Not sure if I should block you or report you to the police.
about 1 month ago
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It's Turkey Time, Dan
about 2 months ago
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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This is actually insane.
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about 1 month ago
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Kasey Gifford
about 2 months ago
We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.
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Aaron - Thorgi's Arcade
about 2 months ago
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AmeriKraut
about 2 months ago
sherman, for the love of god!
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Noah Shachtman
about 2 months ago
Maybe I'm wrong. But I don't remember bosses feeling the need to force their employees to use cell phones, PCs, or the internet.
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Bill Corbett
about 2 months ago
Asking Nick Clegg and his peers for permission to remove valuables from their homes would kill my burglary company
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FantĂ´mas, Le contrebandier de DEI
about 2 months ago
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Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot
about 2 months ago
Renewables overtake coal as world's biggest source of electricity
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Renewables overtake coal as world's biggest source of electricity
Developing countries lead the historic clean energy charge but the US and EU rely more on fossil fuels than before, a think tank study shows.
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Dave Chappelle never came back from Africa in 2005. We got his weird doppelganger from 'Us' back.
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Umm, he didn't touch the plate...
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