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The creators of these apps make choices. Grok was created with the production of deep-fake abuse imagery as an option and that was a choice. The fact that the app is still producing these images, for free, with no restrictions, for anyone who wants them, is also an ongoing choice by its creators.

I can't believe xAI is producing an endless stream of CSAM and non-consensual pornography yet there are no consequences for the owner or the engineers enabling it

Clean coders would literally rather give functions misleading names than write informative comments

When Elon changed the name of Twitter to X everyone was like "what the fuck, that sounds like the name of a website for extremely illegal pornography made by and for nazis" And behold what it became. Nominative determinism go ew

The United States of America is not the good guy. We are terrorists with better weapons.

The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world. But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.

Radio outlived the video star

Dear media, please don’t bother with a review of the year. We were there. We know what happened. It was a shitshow. Give us a review of next year and make it good. Thanks.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

I'm not crying, it's just raining on my face xkcd.com/3172/

Everybody trying to keep up with timezone changes... México:

what i want is to be able to queue up like ten movies and just have them play in a random order so i don't need to decide

Coding interview with the vampire Culture fit interview with the vampire Raising the bar interview with the vampire ...we're gonna go with a different vampire

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

what was even the last good thing to be invented?? ipod? 3ds maybe? nothing has been new and good in forever, all they make is new bad scams

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNHx... Davie504 found an AI music site that allowed someone to pay for the pro plan that lets them upload music to slop onto, which they then used to steal his music *and named the tracks after the videos they were stolen from*

Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will

Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.

The thing about posting glowing praise of LLM's is that everyone now knows you suck. It's like driving a cybertruck, it conveys the same thing. "This guy's gonna end up on the evening news after annihilating his family or following a pizza recipe that asks for pool cleaner or something"

No one gazes long into the abyss anymore. They take a picture of it on their phone, intending to gaze into it later, then never get around to it.

Arguing with clean coders is so fucking exhausting.

Kurzgesagt gets it. youtube.com/watch?v=_zfN...

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

Unless you're an expert yourself, in which case you can immediately see right through the generated bullshit and know it's wrong.

Any sufficiently advanced autocomplete is indistinguishable from an expert.

Amazing to think that Google is 27 years old today. According to the AI summary, it was invented in 1843 by the golfer and astronaut Keanu Reeves in Tokyo, Belgium.

How about someone put the Epstein files on the blockchain

The @kentbeck.com principle applied to UI: Make it work Make it right Make it dark

There is a vast difference in the architecture of a software-intensive system whose output must always be accurate and precise versus one whose output can just be good enough.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

If the rapture is real why are all the assholes still here.

Tylenol in pregnancy doesn’t cause autism. There isn’t an “epidemic of autism”. Autism is not the fault of the mother or the child. Whatever they announce tomorrow, it won’t be based in science or truth. Stay vigilant, follow the science and support the neurodivergent community.

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The reason not to be empathetic toward genAI users is that if your boss and coworker went "hey check this out, it's a hefty bag full of hot dogshit, it's a valueble part of my workflow now" you would not be expected to be empathetic. People would fully expect you to go "the fuck is wrong with you?"

Twitter is a Nazi bar and has been for years. "Hey I logged into Stormfront and check out what they're saying, look at these screenshots from Stormfront. You would not believe what the zeitgeist is right now, on Stormfront" ass posts

big tech hasn't come up with anything paradigm-shifting and useful since the smartphone in 2008 and I'm tired of all the shit they keep shoving down our throats trying to recapture that high

So I made a weird bass arrangement of an old baroque piece for viola... youtu.be/Yg_ftUfS8hk

I believe that the second best use of time travel technology would be to go see all your favorite bands before they broke up or when they were at their peak.

she slayed www.cnbc.com/2025/08/29/b...

We’re just starting to scratch the surface of companies discovering that they rushed to invest a ton of money into the fantasy hype of what AI “could” do, not the reality of what it actually *can* do.