the unreal "we saw you across the bar" energy from ken & roberta in this photo from the 2022 game awards

i'm sorry? you're doing what?

instead of war crimes, we should, commit wark rhymes

This week on Casual Magic, Live and Drink with the creators of @cavesofqud.com, @unormal.bsky.social and @jfg.land! Seriously i started playing Qud in prep for this interview and it has taken over my fucking life. youtu.be/K46UX3ThBpU?...

If you’re an American should watch the Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ep on Iran. A deeply humanizing look at a country full of people just like you and me. I watched it after Anthony died and it moved in ways that are hard to relay. I also immediately ran out to try kabob koobideh and tahdig.

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

I hope for their sake they land back on a Planet of the Apes

Imagining some different worlds and what it might take to get to them.

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

all websites suck shit

SMB1 Arbitrary Code Execution is real! after over 40 years, the game has finally been broken wide open! currently the fastest setup is so specific it actually takes longer than the human any% record, but this is still one of the coolest TASes I've seen in quite a while.

doing research

Nancy 4/4/26 … Olivia Jaimes part 7, the epic conclusion

NON-PORN GAME ALERT! "Amaranth IV"

I know I’m too old to be punk because I clocked Rona’s answer before Swan Boy’s

Just another beautiful day of being a public servant. Let’s check the DMs — oh.

I do think it's fucked up and irresponsible that we're putting Microsoft Outlook in space though. What if we get a Contact (1997) situation where the aliens assume that as a culture we endorse and approve of the idea of email because it's what they saw us do first

none of the breath of fire games are exactly good (except dragon quarter) but they all contain exactly one idea 10-15 years ahead of their time somehow

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh browsergate.eu

durandal when he's winning: they're gonna measure my dick in lightyears, little man. i'm teleporting you into the ninth circle of hell, there's a button down there i need you to press. ciao durandal when he's losing: listen man. we're gonna be ok. you're important to me

This is amazing. If you know even the tiniest thing about software engineering prepare to die laughing

A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!

rather than commentate on the value of that new indie subscription site ("*what* value? lol") i tried to find out who is actually behind it! nothing on their actual site seems to say who it is, but the terms of service makes it clearer, and... hmm.

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

come for the incredibly bad deal (at 7 dollars a month - their cut, and your cut is only based on playtime, you're better off selling your game for 3 dollars or less on steam), stay for the..... titty....controller????

Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!

Pioneering Japanese studio Shin Toho is remastering their classic exploitation films in 4K, and have a released a trailer with before and after footage from Jigoku (1960) and Ghost of Yotsuya (1959). There will also be limited theatrical screenings in #Tokyo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EwD...

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

your reward for making a good movie is that you're forced to make worse versions of it forever

My previous employer laid off ~75 staff in part because of a business deal they brokered with OpenAI, and must now look like the stupidest fucks on the planet

iOS 18 holdouts: 18.7.7 is out now for devices that were eligible for the 26 upgrade. You should upgrade now. The security updates are significant. www.macrumors.com/2026/04/01/a...

UNFAIR FLIPS UPDATE: THE FLIPS ARE FAIR NOW. For the next 24 hours, YOU can test your TRUE mettle in coin flipping. No more probability, just pure skill. store.steampowered.com/news/app/392...

juniors hit vape pens by the kitchenette, mid levels have 750s hidden in their desks, and seniors stopped doing all that but replaced it with a socially acceptable form of anorexia by athletics. happy to clear this up!

Do not say this lightly: I think this demonstrates one of the most significant usability improvements to game scripting of any kind in quite a long time

a new form of teen fuck-up emerges

Hey folks I am looking for the WordPerfect 5.1 documentation materials! They are archived for WP 4.0 and 6.1 but not the incredibly important 5.1! Or if they are I can't find them. I'm looking for: - The quick key overlay for IBM PC keyboards - The WordPerfect Reference Manual

It came to me in a dream

My parents' generation is all "grr kids these days have it easy compared to us grr!" and now everyone my age is like "jesus christ we had it so easy compared to kids these days"

I love floppy disks, AOL vibes, and U2's 1993 album 'Zooropa' 💾📫📡 #floppydisks #aol #zooropa

Items 'Um Jammer Lammy' PlayStation

Happy trans day of visibility! Necrosoft's core team includes trans folks and enbies - it's not something we make a big deal of because it's not a big deal. They're just people who are good at their jobs! But given the state of everything we want to let other devs know: You can hire trans folks too!

>wake up >it’s trans day of visibility >open phone >kristi noem’s husband is a bimbofication sissy >go back to sleep

NEW: Thomson Reuters, the media company which is also a data broker, has long provided personal data for ICE tools, according to documents obtained by 404 Media and sources. There are also indications its data is now part of the Palantir system ICE uses to find which neighborhoods to target.

Nothing radicalizes you like taking any one lower-division philosophy course on the law where you have to actually read supreme court opinions and realize how stupid these motherfuckers are

JOHN WICK: [doing the thing where he punches a henchman with his gun and shoots him at the same time] CHARACTER ACTOR: [pulls some kind of exotic weapon like a janbiya] salaam john JOHN: [nods respectfully] [they knife fight]

this has got to be an April Fool’s joke, but…

That's right