Bleachers' "Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call" is making the rounds again this year reducing me to a puddle of liquid and therapy bills

Ran across this gem on Reddit and incredibly thankful none of my kids wound up speaking in Teletubbiese

I'm not saying Trevor Horn covering Kendrick's Swimming Pools with Tori Amos on vocals will fix all that ails you, but it can't hurt to try. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1em...

done a lot of dumb shit in my life but trying to order a Pepsi at ATL may be near the top of the list

That sound you just heard was every whitegloved jikokuhyou-tetchan in the Puget Sound winding their pocketwatches in a Commando-style suit-up montage.

First time you know it’s AI because there’s five fingers

Yellow paint, except as an accessibility toggle

Pointing to this post every time I need to explain my unbridled love for Dark Souls II

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen Erasure Pet Shop Boys New Orser Depeche Mode The Cure (All at the height of their power in the mid-90s)

They sending this out on Thanksgiving to try to cover that shit up. That's how you know it's super bad

You too would have a lot of catching up to do after taking six weeks off.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And it's called "Ouendan." Ok? When I heard it, I said, what a beautiful word. But it's something we're going to be looking at more and more, and doing it probably even better than it's ever been done

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

Am constantly amazed that Namco's approach to Arcade Archives is "let's put out everything we've ever done" and Sega's is "nope, we'll put out a dozen great Sega Ages ports on a single platform and then give up forever" :|

Guarantee you that all of these little toggles to prevent services from consuming your email/art/code do absolutely nothing.

Sit with this: As a culture, we decided to allow this specific, single human to redefine the meaning of "intelligence". ( screencap context: conversationswithtyler.com/episodes/sam... )

you guys did say you wanted CVS3, you should’ve been more specific

Capcom vs. SNK 2 now the second best crossover of the year.

This is /fascinating/. Automakers almost never discuss what's actually running their infotainments systems, but Subaru's current portrait screen is so universally reviled they are going out of their way to talk about the improvements in its replacement. media.subaru.com/pressrelease...

What is the point of having a giant media embargo day for a product that you cannot order and have no idea when it will be available again?

The first two episodes of Pluribus were fine but there is absolutely a Car Sicko on that crew and I'd love to hear /their/ story.

The WB Scranton Penguins have the opportunity to do the funniest thing in response.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a teacher who fucks a minor student should be on a sex offender registry for life.

KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out. www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...

The internet is a terrible place, but every once in awhile you stumble across something neat. Like a high quality recording of a Depeche Mode concert you happened to be at 27 years ago. dmlive.wiki/wiki/1998-12...

When you're a kid, you get this idea from media that the investor class is full of super-smart people who read the tea leaves of markets and make a fortune from 20 bucks or whatever, and when you grow up you realize that they're all just idiot gamblers and the richest of them get to stack the deck.

Everyone in prison today for simple possession should be immediately released, with restitution, access to good addiction treatment and expunged records. The cells should be filled with white collar criminals instead.

This thread provides actual knowledge for things that I had a vague gut feeling about -- and many things that never would have occurred to me -- about the more affordable Japanese PS5. But Japanese Gen Z playing 3DS more than PS5 illustrates how much of an uphill battle *Sony* faces at home.

I dunno about Trump but I sure hope these emails take down the NYT

This arc is heartbreaking and needs to end with the parents in jail.

Incredible (derogatory) www.jalopnik.com/2024065/trum...

it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

Lot of "me" and "I" in this statement.

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools

My first Real Job was working claims for a Tricare insurer in the mid-90s. Part of that job was denying claims for any reason I could find, including a misspelling of a dependent's name. Which I often "forgot" to do. I've been radicalized against this system longer than some of you have been alive.

BREAKING: Kim Davis to petition United Nations to ban same-sex marriage worldwide.

recession indicator: Nintendo is actually allowing discounts on 7 year old Mario games

Her: babe, your wedding ring is starting to slide off your finger Also her: here's five pounds of chocolate chip and walnut cookies 🫠

Being an adult is getting annoyed when your paper towel you've bought for years has a new pattern

Used to get a new phone every year but kicked that habit. Finally picked up a new iPhone after three years with a 14 Plus. WHAT IS ALL OF THIS SHIT. Always on display? CONFUSING. Camera control? CLUMSY. Apple Intelligence? DUMB. Dynamic Island? FANTASY ISLAND.

my latest is out for skybox!!! 💜 the casting of teruyuki kagawa in yakuza kiwami 3 is not only disgusting in itself, but also ridiculous in its hypocrisy considering rgg's past recasts and the series. i feel, and write, very strongly about it please read, i think this is some of my best work 💜

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

On Monday 04.11.2025 I uninstalled Microsoft Copilot from one of my test PCs with Windows 11. After restarting that PC on that same day, it REINSTALLED ITSELF again. Listen Microsoft - when I uninstall something from my PC it means I do not want it. Trash tier OS with this stuff.

So Grace ended up having none and Karen wound up being anything but.

The Print Shop (Brøderbund Software, 1984)