Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??

Do you support a change in Senate leadership after this surrender? Not picking on Booker - we should ask this of literally all the no votes.

Witnessed my first small child tormenting their parent with "6-7" in the wild, and I respect the youths' dedication to organized trolling.

Looking more and more like my ass is gonna have to try and road trip to a family wedding. Thanks, assholes.

So let me get this straight. Popular opinion overwhelmingly is that Republicans are responsible for the shutdown. The odd year election cycle reinforces this emphatically. Trump of all people acknowledges the perception openly. ...so Schumer wants to fold with no actual ACA protections. Fuck.

pictures you can hear

…in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...

Mamdani is going to implement Shire Law. Second breakfast, elevensies, and afternoon tea will all be mandatory. And God help you if you aren't smoking that dank ass Old Toby.

Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators

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I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...

Those absolute monsters. This thing is so fucking rad.

I for one don't love that @bsky.app decided to sign me (and probably you) up for a block list for people they find rude, and bury the setting outside of the app itself. There's no "advanced settings" button, it's presented like one of a number of labelers you can configure. Shady AF

For the non-locals: Looks like a progressive sweep for city council members. We may not know on the mayoral race until Friday. The shitty incumbent has a significant lead, but there was a surge of day-of ballots that haven't been counted yet and are expected to trend towards the challenger. 🤞

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

When in doubt, look to the folks affected for guidance. The reporters themselves are all on here, as is @condeunion.bsky.social. Follow em, don't pester them. They will let you know how and when to provide support, I promise.

*entering channel AMA* HR: Okay everyone, we know there have been some concerns raised, and we wanted to take this time to answer all your questions about your four former colleagues. *ichotiner has entered the channel* *ichotiner has left the channel* HR: As I said, your five former colleagues.

Holding Out For A Hero (Sandwich)

Gonna need yall to cool it on Pritzker glazing so long as he's letting ICE steal kids and teachers outta classrooms

EVERY SINGLE ONE IS FUNNY

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!

Oh hey, it's that one baseball player only remembered for being super racist about New York. I guess he's... still that. Cool.

I didn't know they made them this big

INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS.

The White House enters its "Juicy Pants" era.

Alright, who's made a shirt out of the post front page that's going to a charity or some shit. I kinda want one.

A fringe benefit of this election cycle was learning the degree to which Fiorello La Guardia was Socialist AF. He's still gotta answer for Robert Moses, but he's an interesting cat it turns out.

Democratic party leader AND senator representing NYC. Schumer really sets the bar for terrible instincts (or misplaced loyalty, but really, same diff).

Ah yes. The famously deep blue states of... checks notes... Georgia, Virginia, and Mississippi. 10-4.

I... I can't believe I'm about to say this. This comparison does a disservice to the writing talents Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo. If any of these words make sense to you, you'll understand the heavy heart with which I say them. And the faint taste of bile in my mouth.

lol, the captioners are having a good time

Yeah, show that belly, motherfucker.

I haven't lived in New York in 20 years, but afaict, Silwa is essentially their Goodspaceguy, yeah? That is to say, a perennial kook candidate who's kinda fun so long as you never look at him too closely or let him anywhere near a lever of power.

I sincerely love that he's got the heart of a poster.

I'm gonna be so motherfucking respectful of your boundaries and mindful of my biases. Just try and stop me, bitches.

roses are red big laughs are hearty

Get yer shit together Flushing.

Those vampires didn't eat near enough Staten Islanders, it turns out.

Alright Seattle, don't fuck up the hot streak, y'hear?

Lol if he wins with over 50, and thy can't even blame Silva for their sex criminal losing.

cursed blunt rotation