George Wallace in 1962: "I started off talking about schools and highways and prisons and taxes and I couldn't make them listen. Then I began talking about n**rs and they stomped the floor." Donald Trump in 2023⬇️

Trans rights was always going to end like this and if you thought they’d “settle” for “reasonable regulations” you’re a clown Trans rights have always been human rights Fucking disgusting

This is basically my motto, verbatim, these days.

mr president your economy seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. why are you so popular

Hey, while we wait for Trump to come out and announce the hour of John Roberts' execution, does anyone have any recommendations for waterproof sneakers? Vessi's fell apart quickly and OnClouds squeek like I'm stomping ducks.

Push the bombing back to 2:30, adjusted for President "Gotta Get My Hourly Adrenaline IV" Trump's lateness

Smart money is on Trump fumbling "Supreme Court" and "Supreme Leader of Iran" in his 12:45 temper tantrum. We'll be bombing One North Street by 1:30.

Will Trump expand the court? Many are asking

How? You know you're mayor now, right?

People will applaud the Supreme Court for being fair today but to be clear, they are doing this to save Trump from himself

When the writers of MAD Magazine name your Mayor

DHS successfully—until now—covered up the murder of a third US citizen on Texas' Padre Island, the sort of thing that can only happen in GOP-ruled Texas. ICE agents shot and killed Ruben Ray Martinez, 23, last year, but DHS covered up the whole incident, Newsweek reports.

Agentic AI is really going to crash the economy, isn’t it

I received notification of yet another death at an ICE facility, meaning 38 people have died in custody since Trump returned to office. ICE is failing to ensure the health and safety of the people it is responsible for. We need immediate oversight of this entire operation.

The Democratic Party is a fascist collaborator party.

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His disgust and hate for disabled people is in almost everything he does: his attitudes towards vaccination, food, autism, mental health, everything. The man routinely makes it clear that his goal is to ensure the mass deaths of disabled people through intentional policy. A committed eugenicist.

Shame on NYU Langone for ending gender-affirming care & kicking trans New Yorkers to the curb. It's a violation of their promise to treat all people equally, kindly, and respectfully — and a violation of NYC's human rights law as well. Bending the knee is bad; denying people care is even worse.

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

I think it’s pretty clear this is all extremely intentional. The media has refused to cover Trump as he actually is for 10 years: a corrupt, racist imbecile. It’s intentional. These way out of proportion attacks on AOC, smarter than Trump in every way, are intentional.

Linda Davis, a K-8 teacher in Savannah, Georgia, was killed in a car crash by a man fleeing ICE Local authorities said they were unaware of any ICE operations in the area. "We have a no chase policy," a county chairman said www.wtoc.com/2026/02/16/s...

The America's Next Top Model documentary is just more evidence that America loves the psychological and physical torture of young women.

There isn't a hell hot enough

This is your candidate?

I think people usually call this going back to normal, you know, when they kill and kidnap nonwhite people and no one writes pop songs about it.

PLEASE stop believing that cops will save or protect you from ICE. Cops are there to protect and serve ICE, not you.

white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year

. @corybooker.com @booker.senate.gov Some evening reading for you: www.ecchr.eu/en/case/crim...

@kellen.bsky.social Just scanning your work to see if you ever quote republicans (Trump for example) verbatim stumbling over words like you did AOC. Doesn't look like it! Hack working for a hack paper.

"I hate immigrants more than that Nazi guy" isn't a winning message somehow????

distinctly american center-left misunderstanding of power, that the democratic party is something we need to support, no matter what they say or do, just because they're the Less Worse option – that WE are failing THEM but not posting (?) enough (?) about how much we love them – is so peculiar

hostis humani generis. literally ted bundy behavior.

What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.

The Democratic Party cannot reckon with the fact that cops/ICE/CBP/DHS lie like they breathe and will never be reformed.

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Palestine Action ban ruled unlawful but group remains proscribed for now

MacGruber

Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here. Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.

Flashback to 2014 www.vice.com/en/article/t...

YES!

Hey! Something very similar happened when the CIA made a reading room for the Torture Report, then spied on Senate staffers' searches. No one was held accountable for that, and lo and behold, it sorta happened again here! WHO COULDA SEEN THAT COMING

I saw this take before I had to run and teach today, so I've had 4 hrs to build a head of steam about it. Still, I'm gonna try to be nice. All due respect, I expect better from people who have all the resources in the world to research a thing AND a giant megaphone with which to share knowledge. 1/

Latest: The military judge in Guantanamo's 9/11 case has told lawyers he will hear arguments next month on the prosecution's request to set a trial start date for 1/11/27. That's 25 years to the day after the Bush administration opened its prison there. Context: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...

Here’s a working link! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

As ICE expands, an AP review of crimes committed by agents shows how their powers can be abused apnews.com/article/ice-...

Dilla working in his basement studio in Detroit

i say this as eloquently as i can: eat shit

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