I don't normally watch traitors. What would have happened if Nick voted for Alan and it was 2 all? #celebritytraitors

Is it too late for Alan to be nominated for Sports Personality Of The Year? #celebritytraitors

Nick's too clever for his own good #celebritytraitors

How are they not all sitting down together and saying "well obviously Alan, he can't even say he's a faithful" #celebritytraitors

I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.

I need to know if Dylan's put his suncream on yet. #raceacrosstheworld

The dominant baker on #gbbo never seems to win the final. My money's on Aaron.

I enjoy a conspiracy theory as much as anyone, but Moldova were always coming back. They were very clear last year was a one off.

Don't know how Peaky Blinders is Halloween but damn that was good. #strictly

Something went wrong when Harry was in hold (there wasn't actually much in hold at all) #strictly

And now stepping into the memory hole, Balvinder and Julian. #strictly

it's all I'm seeing. #scd #strictly

Well that's 10s. #strictly

That was CAMP. I loved it. #strictly

Give La Voix the job #strictly

8s for that is a nonsense #strictly

A lot of dancing around George. #strictly

Disappointed at the lack of furriness in Vito's rabbit outfit #strictly

If they get rid of the 2014 sound effects we riot.

I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig 🐖 🐷 🐽

Love it when The Graham Norton Show is full of British guests. Having Malala on is also an incredible booking.

We definitely didn’t see this coming. Shocked…SHOCKED I TELL YOU!

Kate Garraway repeating things

Moldova pulling out last year looks like a canny move, now that the EBU is running a special offer for returning countries.

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻 Enter if you dare...🚪

Nick right now like... #celebritytraitors

The Shakespeare quote was hard to spot, but I thought someone would have remembered the kiss. #celebritytraitors

Welcome back 🇷🇴 Romania

Hacker=Jonathan, Basil=Stephen. The Big Dogs

Clearly you toast Jonathan and say "parting is such sweet sorrow." Then first word of the next sentence has to be about a faithful who led the charge against him. Joe's shielded, so I think that's Celia. #celebritytraitors

Cat strikes! #celebritytraitors

David is always so studied, intelligent, laser-focused and wrong. #celebritytraitors

As if they'd murder Kate. She's no threat at all. #celebritytraitors

If Nick's gambit continues to pay off, then it's the most impressive thing I've ever seen on reality TV. #celebritytraitors

Fine, I won't fuck the escaped monkeys.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

How does this work? Does it go down to the ducking stool? #thetraitors #celebritytraitors

Is anyone going to accuse an actual traitor? #celebritytraitors #thetraitors

This is so dumb from Jonathan. The big dogs need each other #thetraitors #celebritytraitors

If you follow the big dog theory, the logic leads to Jonathan. If they banish a big dog and they're a faithful, they then know the other is a traitor. So If Stephen's a traitor he needs to keep Jonathan in. Him murdering Ruth makes no sense. It has to be Jonathan. #celebritytraitors #thetraitors

Jonathan's in big trouble now. #celebritytraitors #thetraitors

Oh no. Not icons week again #strictly

Incredibly pleasing that the winner gets a cuddly toy and a giant bottle of soy sauce. #sumo

The sumo is currently on the red button/iplayer and I have no idea why it isn't on proper TV.

Not sure where she stands on the topic of Israel’s participation in the contest but it’s worth remembering that back in 2014 she was determined to undo Mossad

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

That was 75% lift, 25% salsa #Strictly #SCD

Oh dear. That went quite badly wrong. Good job Lavoix is the best in every other department of the show. #strictly

George's loo joke being so boring that nobody laughed </3 #Strictly #SCD