Wait, is it actually Matt Blxck? #mesc

This result screen font is hurting my eyes. #mesc

Just watched all of match of the day and Malta's still going. #mesc

"Remember you're not alone" as he sings to a mirror. #mesc

Crosscraft! #mesc

Gala Dragot was actually doing a gorilla marketing campaign for Maltese cake mixtures #mesc

Switching to Malta, but honestly I'm exhausted

The crowd loves Satoshi, the jury loves Satoshi. Now, what does Deban from wiwibloggs think? #selectianationala

Tonight has been enlightening on why Moldova is the way it is at Eurovision. They all just want to party. #selectianationala

I think Malta can wait. #selectianationala

Zdob si zdub! #Selectianationala

No, you can't hora to this. Next. #selectianationala

What the hell is he doing to teddy? #selectianationala

We might just finish the songs before Malta starts. #selectianationala

I enjoyed the guitar section there, but not much to the song. #selectianationala

What if Jamala launches into a hora after 1944. #selectianationala

We're all going to Chisinau next year, right? #selectianationala

The hora is horaing again. #selectianationala

Paula Selling bringing a full band and no giant comedy piano? #selectianationala

I should have listened to the balloon. Viva Moldova has to be our winner. Welcome back Moldova. #selectianationala

Is that Aliona Moon in there? #selectianationala

We are at song 8. Waiting for the balloon person to go crazy. #selectianationala

Ok, Dayana, bringing a fully realised staging concept. It’s a flimsy song though #SelecţiaNaţională

Ok, Pink Margarita is mostly dance break, but I can get behind this. #selectianationala

NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT MOLDOVA #selectianationala

Honestly, Money is my favourite so far. #selectianationala

Allo allo? #Selectianationala

Why did he need to undo his shirt? ##Selectianationala

Ok, Jamala is in the house. We're sorted.

A real hora broke out in the crowd! #selectianationala

Where's the man with a stick? Who's going to do the hey heys? #selectianationala

Nelly Ciobanu! #selectianationala

Aliona Moon finally returns to #selectianationala. How many times has she pulled out of the NF?

What the hell are they going to do in the interval? #selectianationala

Has this show been declared safe from Kirkorov? #selectianationala

DoReDos, o greatest joy of Lisbon. #selectianationala

Stop crying. This is not bake off! It's only murder. #TheTraitors

Is this going to be a recruitment in plain sight? Is that a thing? #TheTraitors

Alan Carr would have fallen over while leaving his box and shouted his answer in his Alan Carr voice, but the faithful still wouldn't vote for him. #TheTraitors

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

That's not fair. He was plotting completely in the open.

I reckon they could have sold more tickets in Poland or Lithuania than in Milan.

I haven't missed an allocation draw for years, but don't feel like I can stomach a Martin Green corporate messaging event.

Oh my god. Open it, click thru until you see it, and then keep going at least another eight photos

Look, their first two albums were really good. I promise they were cool at the time.

There goes my dream of a breakaway song contest then.

They should recruit Harriet next. #TheTraitors

Well if Adam is a ghost hunter, then he definitely knows what he's doing in this game. Better not reveal that to the group. #TheTraitors

Poor Stephen. Think about the weans. #TheTraitors

There are quite a lot of NF songs out, but I haven't heard any fuss about any of them. Is there anything good in 🇪🇪🇭🇷🇪🇸🇱🇺🇲🇹?