Joining the Chain! Post Mr O’Neills shirts struggling for their life!

Izzy reminding him there are also nice veins in inner thighs.

Ed teasing Izzy about being a vampire because he’s too short to reach anyone’s neck.

I really hate how a combination of surveillance culture, data mining, and potentially hostile intentions from others have made me less likely to share things, even in private conversations. I hate it I hate it I hate it.

It’s so funny how you can see an Izzy tweet and truly not know if it’s from a lover or a hater. “I want this to happen to him” yeah I’m gonna need more information bc this really doesn’t narrow it down AT ALL 🤷‍♀️

It's gotta be really something to have family wealth to help you out, to allow you to not only buy a house in your early twenties, but to also be able to afford to have people come by to do all your yardwork and housework too. (I miss my old neighbours)

nervous about calls? let me assure you how easy it is 💘💪😤 1. you will most likely go to voicemail. leave your name, city/zip 2. if a clerk picks up, they are always friendly 3. say "i am against cutting federal funding for gender affirming care". you do not need to justify it 4. done! 💘

Who in the OFMD crew would take relationship advice from ChatGPT and then get dumped flat on their ass because of it? Who would have this happen and still insist they did nothing wrong, because they did exactly what it said and so it "should have worked"?

il me dit des mots d'amour des mots de tous les jours et ça me fait quelque chose

like why do i have to have stede come around to realize his bf abusing his crew wasn't okay. that should be in the show. the show that's about stede learning to be a good pirate captain.

I do get frustrated writing ofmd fix it fics at times bc why wasn't this stuff fixed in the show.

I do not enjoy that genre of queer fiction where you can tell the creators are trying sooooo hard to make sure it's at mild and inoffensive as possible so as not to upset the straights. Like A) it's boring, and B) the bigots are gonna hate you and label it vile, corruptive pornography anyway. Sorry.

You don't have to keep giving the stupidest people in the world all the power, it doesn't have to be like that.

… Omega Steak Knife. #OFMD #Ofmdnsfw #IzzyHands #Steakknife #NsfwArt

Valentine's hits differently in the Spriggs-Hands household. #everythingissprizzy

This spectrum

I think fundamentally, the ability to care about the rights of a small and vulnerable minority (of whom you might know no members) is an important sign of whether you are committed to human rights out of principle, or out of mere convenience.

There's a group of guys on this bus who look like they did be villains in an 80s teen movie.

“Don’t have to do it then,” Ed says, “if it’s that painful.” “Sometimes I need it to be,” Izzy replies and hugs Ed goodbye.

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It's going to become more and more important for you to hold the reins to your own happiness. It's never been wise to hinge your enjoyment of life in things that others control, but this is a time when people actively want to take away others' happiness. Keep it somewhere they can't reach it.

🚨🚨Updated downtime start!!🚨🚨

"Watch the flow!" (Did a little editing to this older piece! Made it a little less cursed. ;)) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

I need a haircut. Dunno what to get though. My hair is an awkward length right now (just past chin length and uneven, the result of not getting a haircut for like four months after having a side buzz). And I feel like I don't want to go back to short short hair right before winter, but I'm also

like,,

cj burn scar is actually from a minor explosion caused by trying to use a bong filled with liquor instead of water fyi

I can count on one finger the number of times my appeals have resulted in the removal or downgrading of a misapplied label.

The way Izzy is literally *shaking* during this. The expressions that go over his face are just masterful. Like there is so much inside this tiny little scene.

You know

Yea, they did *this* and expected us to be normal about it.

This is probably part of why everyone on bluesky is 38 years old: 38 year olds are basically the only people who consider it totally normal to flee a sinking ship and then just casually resume the conversation on the tropical island they end up on. They've outlived dozens of ships.

pictured: the exact moment i became an Izzy Hands Understander

Unfortunately part of why they keep doing it, is it has worked for so long, centrists and those with power have absolutely catered to it, and so the fascists have been able to present anyone who accurately describes them as deranged unhinged leftists. (And of course America is terrified of the left)

FEEDBACK FORM: Use this to demand bsky roll back its harmful adult content policies and ask for a better labeling system instead! #bskycensorship

🗣️🗣️ EDIZZY!!! 🗣️🗣️

a little freak who does his bidding and killing for him and helps him w fuckieries and will grin at his dumb antics from across the deck and keep him entertained by being easy to fuck with

you know i like to imagine that izzy was actually one of the only things ed still enjoyed abt being blackbeard

How long has it been since Izzy brushed Ed's face without the beard being there? How long has it been since Ed felt Izzy's hand on his cheek without the glove on?

Their dangerously under-negotiated 24/7 BDSM relationship is peak Gothic.

Much to consider

The American ambassador to Canada constantly being like "why don't you want to be our friends anymore, why are you throwing our relationship away" is like absolute peak cringe. Take a wild fucking guess, pissbaby.

That "leftist feminist sexualization of butt cheeks" comment is still pissing me the hell off. I don't know how to articulate it in the charger limit, but men who think ONLY women should be looked at sexually (and probably think women are only good for being looked at sexually) are MY ENEMY.

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day! For the next 24 hours, people imbued with the power of bisexuality can choose to signal their status by emitting a subtle pink/purple/blue aura called "bilighting" -- let the disco begin!

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

This is just a dude taking a nap. If your feminist leftist brain insists on sexualizing him, that's on you

These dumbasses #garashir #ds9

Happy Autumn 🍂