choking (unsafe) (insane) (enthusiastically consensual)

the best art advice i ever got is to make more worse art faster and with less effort :) you learn way more from practicing a lot of different ideas than pursing perfection with just one !

Okay 1. I never noticed that doll bend and i feel like i was thererf missing out 2. It looks unsettingly like a doll I found half buried under a friend's porch when i dug a hole crawled under there one time when I was little. It seemed very cursed.

i do like to imagine that part of why izzy is so much the way that he is because being a pirate and a first mate specifically is the only time he’s had any level of control over his life & circumstances and so he obviously panicked when all of that started to slip away

"Every part I play is queer, rather they're queer or not,"- Con

While you were all watching Con, I was wiggling under all my house's crawlspaces sealing up potential mouse ingress points. It may have been less fun and more dirty (though one never knows with Con I suppose), but at least I was productive.

If Con had to pick any sci-fi thing to be in, he’d choose the original Star Trek show ….and he’d be William Shatners side piece

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edizzy, very divorced, very much hating each other, very actively in the middle of a fight, meeting up in the dark in the middle of the night to hook up because after 20-odd years of bonkers sex together they're the only people on earth who know how to get each other off with any efficiency

ed is getting an intoxicated izzy to admit his worst fear so that he can surprise him by incorporating it into their next fuck somehow :)

My mom has such a remarkable way of turning my attempts to have a tiny bit of relaxation into more fucking chores for me to do.

Let’s go on an ADveNtUrE!!

The Moon Eater- 2020

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Went to a physio for the first time today and it was very helpful and also they hooked me up to a TENS machine again electrocuted my muscles gl for a bit which was actually extremely fun and enjoyable. I actual asked them "do people get addicted to this cause this is great"

Get to know your mutual. List 10 things you like. Dinosaurs Tea The lake Swimming Kayaking Sailing Cats Reading Drawing Archaeology

*angry sounding gibberish*

Therapist: how are you dealing with this emotionally right now? Me: i do not have the time to deal with anything emotionally right now. I've put it in a box for later.

behind every gay person is a gayer and more evil person but sometimes they have to stand off to the side and maybe on a box or something because the other gay person is too tall

Izzy‘s hole- part 12

The people in my work administration are so fucking precious about receiving complaints. Oh, you don't like it when the unit whose work you doubled complain about the fact that you doubled their work? You don't like when they point out that their jobs were specialized because you needed to pretend

I just really love conflicted Izzy, KNOWING he was lucky to escape Hornigold's focus, but wanting it anyway. I feel like it would make him feel depraved and shame of it would drive him crazy. I love the idea of this being a long-standing hang-up in his life post-Hornigold that he never addresses.

I need the 👀 emoji to have a version where it is also attached to a deranged grin

Okay, so I've seen people saying "what if Izzy was never the golden boy, but it was Ed?" And I've seen "what if Izzy was the OLD golden boy but Ed is the NEW one?" And these are of course excellent flavours. But Consider: Izzy was NEVER the Golden Boy. But he always WANTED to be. He was desperate

Goddamnit I was like twenty posts into a thread on this when my phone crashed and I lost it all.

Everyone posting about alternative Goldenboy scenarios has me rotating An Idea. But on the bus with only a few moments to spare rn so it'll have to keep. This is my reminder to post it later.

there’s a kind of slacktivism that’s basically like “all you have to do is be the exact same type of mean you already are online but about something important” and once you recognize it, you’ll see it all the time

FINALLY A REASON TO LIVE YAY! MY WIFE EDDIE IS COMING HOME

It's been disturbing to learn how many deliberately cruel people there are. I always knew many were callously indifferent, but this.... This is disappointing even to me, who has never had an especially lofty view of humanity.

I find I want to sleep a lot lately. I don't think it's because I'm sick or anything, it's just. I'm busy. I've *been* busy, so busy. And there's so much to do that when I'm awake I know I should be doing it. But when I'm asleep, I'm simply asleep and I can actually rest.

Stede moves into a new house after his divorce from Mary. Well, an old house, really. Early 1900s, with all the sort of character he loves, and little bits of whimsy he enjoys, like the secret passageway between the bedrooms.

Frankenstein (2025)

People are gonna disappoint you, and I try up be very conscious not to hold people to the same standard I hold myself as that's not really fair. But I do think it's okay to hold others to A standard. Can be hard to know where that line should be, but I'm also so sick of folk never being held to one

Iz are you in love ? #ofmd #edizzy #ourflagmeansdeath

wip -

One thing about me is EdIzzy

I repeat

My swim club is mostly kids, but there are a few adult teams (like the one I'm on.) Wherever they send out general info though, they only speak to/about the kids. So very tempted to drag my mom along to wardrobe pickup because the instructions say "a parent needs to sign for the athlete to pick up."

A little Autumn stroll 🐈‍⬛🍁 #art #cozyart #traditionalart #caturday

I fuckin ran here to share this

ed hasn't noticed how intensely izzy's lusting after him and just thinks he's just a really dedicated first mate. (izzy hasn't noticed either and also thinks he's just a really dedicated first mate)

This would fix me.

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

Lucius: Must be hard not being able to laugh Izzy: I do have a sense of humor you know, Twatty Lucius: I’ve never heard you laugh before Izzy: I’ve never heard you say anything funny Incorrect Sprizzy Quotes

SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪

izzy really is ed’s little guy forever

Btw Stede one hundred percent believes he and Ed invented some basic sex position and is shocked that anyone else has heard of it. This comes to light one day when Black Pete is telling everyone about the time he invented doggy style