judging from the ratio on this, you are eating shit

She's being cynical but there's a kernal of truth to this, this bloodshed and madness is not just Trump's, but the entire natsec blob including Dem reps that's been waiting for decades to do this exact thing and falsely portraying Iran as ravenous ghouls and not a regional actor.

Given I only know Jacinto from The Acolyte, I’m now very impressed with his acting range

"Usually most of the Holocaust narratives, I would find, are about the sanctification of the victim. They suffered, therefore, they become ennobled, and that’s what the story is. That’s such bullshit... that notion of suffering is a very Christian notion." pen.org/art-spiegelm...

I am so over these people trying to get everyone to call US soldiers “warriors” much less “warfighters”. this is just causing secondhand embarrassment

they're roasting your ass in the trans deer and puppygirl groupchat, it's like you've never even tried to read theory

The average person who travels rarely & has to pay for everything and carefully plans timelines to maximize what they can see & do: if I miss this flight, I’ll miss a tour and the hotel check in and those are non-refundable Business guy who hasn’t paid for a flight in 17 years: lol lmao

anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad

You can have your ADHD medication, but only after completing a series of increasingly complex and life-threatening challenges, your pharmacist has announced.

It’s really funny in a grim way to see Matt Walsh get right up to the edge of calling adoption unnatural and bad in his lust for hating gay people

Flowers for Algernon, which I read at around age 10. The passage of Charlie Gordon describing his old self as seeing the world "through a keyhole", believing that if he just learned to read he'd be like other people... it echoed in my head later in life as I looked back on how I struggled socially.

I just don’t think “you’ll get nothing and like it” is a winner against “I will jail everyone that you hate”

"Spiritual Advisor to Donald Trump" is the kind of thing you'd hear in a throwaway 30 Rock or Arrested Development joke. It's not a real thing someone can be. It's like saying you teach calculus to manatees.

Salute to an all-time tweet

Happy lives for characters who are very much not in happy media is one of my all-time favorite things, it's why I like happy Made in Abyss fan works where the cast is happy and not constantly experiencing horrors beyond comprehension or worse than dead

:)

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

Pics I took of the demolished Super Sexe building across from the Eaton Centre :)

As a follow up to my shockingly popular (for me) post re: Universal and JK Rowling; butterbeer. I had it, there’s evidence. It’s basically a fizzy butterscotch drink with butterscotch foam on it. It’s not worth writing home about, and absolutely not worth the contribution to Rowling’s project.

I had to find out for myself re: Rowling after my family proposed an Orlando trip with a visit to Universal. In very short, Rowling is paid an amount yearly and *also* royalties for licensed items.

Apparently he raped his sister a lot or something (and is one of the principal architects of an economic order which is incredibly toxic to anyone not a billionaire) so my sympathy is very limited

it says something about me that after I spent few seconds getting the joke, I then proceeded to read as much of the japanese text as I could (about 50%). idk what it says but it says something

Need to start getting ready Bye

Mood

It's not a new observation, but I hate that the US govt is trying to make fetch happen by calling soldiers "warfighters" all the time

NEW: The FBI was able to forensically extract copies of incoming Signal messages from a defendant’s iPhone, even after the app was deleted, because copies of the content were saved in the device’s push notification database, multiple people present for FBI testimony in a trial told 404 Media.

halp could use some food moneys again plz

Yes, I get all my latest Health & Human Services updates from the sound of dried out children's bones being cast down a dark well

:3?

ME: the opposite of antibiotic is unclebiotic PHARMACIST: the opposite of probiotic is amateurbiotic *we kiss*

True story: James Madison’s final public act was to warn the 1829 Virginia convention that if they allowed white men who didn’t own property to vote, that they’d all vote to tax rich slaveholders until they were forced to free the people they enslaved. Just in case you thought any of this was new.

The winner of the April crowdfunding piece poll is Purah! You can support the illustration here: ko-fi.com/J3J7K0HQ/goa...

I think about this one way too much

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity