Maybe I do one of those digital detox cottage weeks this year. Be interesting if I was forced away from my phone. I’d miss the music, I think.

It’s cold enough that my husband put on pants. And socks! He is normally a robe-only kinda guy Please note we are not even considering turning up the heat

I had like one tangible new years goal and it was to clean out my purse and I still haven’t done it

Ahhh I forgot they were making a sequel to the Night Manager!!! I haven’t even watched the trailer but the casting says everyone is back. (If Olivia didn’t come back I’d have rioted)

Lovely. And my brain was empty the whole time I was making it. 10/10 thanks LEGO

These are on clearance at Costco btw

We win in overtime!

Girl aquarium

Let’s take in a good ol’ hockey game

I drove a half hour each way but LOOK AT THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER My taste in accessories remains immaculate

If Fezzik were here, no one would dare threaten Greenland

NO BOOOO

We all owe George Lucas an apology for finding it a bit hackey that turning to the dark side fucks up your skin

I have to do so much data entry today I am going to go crazy. Wish me luck

The mantra as we shovelled my in-laws driveway yesterday

Who needs to know where the lanes are, anyway

We watched the latest Fallout which means I got game lore thrust upon me. Why am I caring about a platinum chip

This closes tonight and I had to up my bid.

Do you think that person who made that comment on the 15 bean soup (“I don’t like beans, what can I substitute?”) that sparked a whole new internet theory knows what they did? Like do they understand what it became? If so, don’t think it led to behaviour changes? Or did they just get more stubborn?

According to an application, I am my husband’s “Current Conjugal Partner” and the government just makes things so romantic, don’t they

At the age where I want to go to an academic lecture and let a competent educator teach me about what's new in the solar system. A youtube video just isn't the same.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

He wants to eat it so bad

I have to fast for some bloodwork and like a fool I made my appt at noon. Noon!!! I’m going to get real cranky.

Before/after

filed under “headlines you hear being read off in a chipper voice in an abandoned bunker in a Fallout game”

Sending notes to my husband like “do you want to go see Weird Al with me in Niagara Falls 👉🥺👈”

Reading this in the same energy as “Jason?!? JASON FIGURED IT OUT? This is a real low point.”

Serenity (2005)

I put on the Lion King and is the Hamlet trope *just* “my uncle killed my father for the throne”? Like, that’s all that’s needed for “oh this movie/show/play is essentially Hamlet”?

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

#comic #cartoon #DNA #science #lol

I made snacks and put meat in marinades and in the freezer and prepped a turkey and cut fruit. I am sitting down for the rest of the day and stitching my project that HAS to be done by the 31st.

A couple of months ago I got a frozen turkey as a gift with purchase from the grocery store and this week I defrosted it because I want it OUT OF MY FREEZER and I put a whole pound of herb butter under the skin so it better be good tomorrow. Five kilos!!! I told my husband he better like it

If I get outbid on this metal basket purse I will riot

It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.

I might be sick or depressed but I got this bodysuit thing and it makes my tits look pretty great, so I’ve got that going for me

I’m so tired and I’m hungry but I don’t want to eat anything. Am I sick or am I in a melancholic episode and just can’t see it

Okay but actually

Sure I got a kiss but then he slapped me with his paws and claws and now my face is bleeding The dichotomy of Wilbur

Really starting to believe that the next time I go to the States it won’t be the States anymore

Who looks so handsome in his new Valentines bow tie????!!