I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

In theory I could eat something now that isn’t soft but I’m still wary When will I be able to bite without fear again???

TOOTH FIXED This is a very nice dentist and I’m probably going to transfer to her Why are teeth so stressful

Husband thinks he’s funny huh

We only rate dogs. This is very clearly a red panda. We've had just about enough of your tomfoolery. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: __joyjoa)

I’m afraid to use my teeth so soup for breakfast it is.

Canadian Opera Company trying to go a little viral, eh

Amazing pancakes, by the way, they are from Samin Nosrat’s latest newsletter

I didn’t eat my lunch since it was contaminated with my tooth but I remembered I have a tub of ricotta that needs using so guess who is making pancakes

I just broke a tooth. Seriously, am I falling apart???? At least the nerve is still covered so I’m not in pain

I don’t what I did that had to be punished with insomnia and then when I finally fell asleep, a stress dream about school math

I accomplished nothing today except transfer 35 skeins of thread to bobbins I’m so exciting

Xfiles understood the three type of nerd. Hippy, square, pervert

Me: I have nothing booked this week until Saturday, I am going to take it EASY Husband: good. You did a lot the past couple of weeks. Me: but also I wanna see the Downton Abbey movie. And I should go outside more. Maybe we do that big Roncy walk we talked about on Sunday? Also I need to- H: 🤦‍♂️

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

The girls and I were talking about how we went to DisneyWorld for our 30th birthdays, and did we want to do the same for our 40th, as previously toyed with? Full circle of 😬 Assuming there is still a DisneyWorld to go to… (Next idea: boozy spa weekend)

Costco had 20 vanilla beans for less than twenty dollars and I feel I should go back for more

I do like to be prepared!

I’m gonna boast for a bit because I had a really good weekend! I went to a concert on Friday, went for a walk yesterday morning, had a good girlfriends session, played with their kids, went to the movies with my husband, went for a bike ride this morning, got a new album and am now relaxing!

Apparently YungBlud is having a vinyl signing thing at my record store so I had to sweet-talk my way in with “I am here to purchase the Buckingham-Nicks LP please don’t make me wait in this line. I promise I am not butting in”

A lobotomy is an operation to remove one of the wolves inside of you

I was the Fun Auntie today as I chased a couple of four year olds around with one of those giant posture exercise balls and threatened to bonk them on the head with it. Huge success. They were upset when I had to leave.

For your enjoyment

The answer is not “a slight exaggeration of Mona from WHO’s The Boss” as I expected

I don’t usually wear maxi dresses (gotta show off the gams) but I do enjoy this one Also this and my shirt style makes me look like I have a bustle? Gilded Age who? (It’s all natural ass, baby)

@sentimentbot.bsky.social why not

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

You can hear the what they become, goddammit

Everything sucks but the Buckingham-Nicks 70s album has been finally rereleased

@carlysintothat.bsky.social you got any fresh pictures of Peaches

So when do y’all Balkanize

First symphony concert of the season. This dress makes me want to skip down the street so I will be absolutely insufferable in Italy when I wear it.

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I want a not-ugly brimmed hat for Italy that can contain my giant head. Any recommendations?

I would like everyone to note that I see concert tickets for sale that I want but am NOT buying them (yet) and am being fiscally responsible. Next month is a different story

NEW DOG IN THE FAMILY Yay!!!!

when I have to pretend I’m not sheltering John Oliver in my basement but the authorities can hear him yelling about rat erotica through the floorboards

Watching the best Star Trek Movie: Galaxy Quest Every single person is In TOP. FORM.

this is the first time in american history the republican party has ever actually enacted a libertarian policy agenda

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEVENTY DOLLARS oh work is gonna pay for this im not absorbing seventy whole dollars

We have a government contract and apparently they are just now realizing that my team didn’t do any security clearance so guess who has to find an approved fingerprinting office???

Before backstitch/after backstitch/after washing

Robert Redford! My favourite quote about him: What shall we watch in his honour? I haven’t seen Three Days of the Condor. I should hunt that down.

yeah that’s not good

The blueberry peach goat cheese crumble came out really really good

Work in progress