It takes 3 words to say “please” in French because they are a rude people

Local mage finds high rank armor

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now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane

sherlock: leave me. i must go into my mind palace sherlock, in mind palace: [swatting away the word "PENIS"] sherlock: [swatting away the word "BALLS"] sherlock: [swatting away the word "GOATSE"] sherlock: [swatting away the word "PENIS" again]

Effect of tariffs I've seen — Higher clothing prices overall — Overseas sellers covering tariff costs, but passing cost to the consumer — US stores dropping brands. Example: No Man Walks Alone won't be carrying Norbit this fall bc tariff uncertainty — Fewer deals. Ebay shuts down overseas sellers

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

“Oh, but it’s just Trump being Trump!” No. This isn’t the campaign trail. He is the president. There’s no more room for “take him seriously but not literally.” Just admit it. “The president should be removed from office because he is plainly insane.” Go ahead. You can say it. Everyone knows.

“The president should be removed from office because he is plainly insane.” I mean, there is no war in Portland. There just isn’t. You can’t & won’t avoid reporting this story. But you’ll still find a way to try to report it in a way that gives him the benefit of the doubt. And that’s wrong.

It’s so cool that the president can post that he’s going Nazi-mode every day and then the vice president says “stop calling us Nazis”

Seeing Curtis Yarvin tweet is like if you watch a horror movie that sets up this mysterious evil villain, and then at the end of the movie comes the grand reveal… and it’s just Alf. And you can’t help but laugh and also feel a bit let down. That’s it??

U.S. police, for instance, are trained to be paranoid to the point of murder around traffic stops.

I really hope my new medbed cures all the diseases I got from eating horse medicine, ingesting colloidal silver, etc. And I also really hope I can pay for it with Iraqi dinar. And I really hope my children start talking to me again.

Complete capitulation by the elite sector of society to a guy pushing medbeds on social media

it’s so funny trump can repost deepfakes of himself claiming bacta tanks are coming because he thinks he must have said that at some point and he’s still going to be in office a week from now

fair play if trump does unveil a magic bed that can cure all known illnesses I will have to hand it to him

Covid brain or funniest liar

I guess my point here is that MAGA has become totally unashamed to admit that they are racist, but somehow the rest of society has become ashamed to call them racist. Which gives them this incredible advantage of being able to express openly racist ideas and never be called on it

i do not wish for violence, okay. i wish for the president to die from something that is funny

Yesterday The Intercept posted the piece I wrote for them to X. That account has 800K followers. As of now, the post has 5,500 impressions, 8 likes, and the only reply includes a Pepe the Frog image and the n-word. So yes, seems like the algorithm is working as intended!

If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it. This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.

It's pretty wild Grumm still sticks his neck out like he's not even grifting outside of his game but drawing attention to that didn't help his grift and would would in a just world cause a downfall

My fat ass thought that was popcorn

"It's gauche and uncivil to accurately describe me" is a core view of today's fascists

It just makes me sad to think that the name EA might be associated with something unethical

It’s unbelievably funny that all of senior US military command is being summoned into the capitol at the same time there may be a government shutdown and the range of possibilities span from Whiskey Kegseth doing an anti-woke TED talk to a Ba'athist purge of the entire command chain.

I know Trump is brain dead but thank you for your attention on this matter. I clearly hope it's some type of coded kill phrase because very embarrassing to use it for every stupid thing like you just told us lunch time got moved up 15 minutes when you just increased taxes by 50%

No point talking politics with people IRL, either you agree and the conversation is over or you disagree and then you have a boring argument. Better to create an account on social media and yell about it like a street preacher

i made a helpful reference

i would again like to remind everyone that NEGATING A FRAME REINFORCES IT "he's not really targeting criminals" makes it an argument about criminality "this is a fascist attack" states what is actually happening START WITH WHAT IT IS not what it isn't

i like how the solution is to just make it someone else's problem

I’ve been asked quite a lot over the years about how I remain calm when responding to trolls and bad actors. Some day I’ll do a bigger write up, but one of the biggest things that has helped me a lot is to remember: “When you’re easily offended, you’re easily manipulated.”

OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY

I like we're getting even dumber prizing youtu.be/4K_dgPezxIQ

the fun thing about cycling is that if you Follow The Law™ when you are forced to ride with cars, it will probably get you killed by some inattentive driver, but if you ride in a way that is safe for you, you get branded as reckless by news org hit pieces and threatened by aggressive drivers instead

If they had a right-wing, “tough-on-crime” coded mayor there would be endless national profiles about him and how he finally brought sanity back to Chicago.

funny thing about any center sitting channel trying to complain about youtube is they got a whole roll of right wing nut jobs to center right liberals then try to balance it out by featuring Hasan and have no one else especially with well Vaush and Destiny doing yeah

Sickening behavior by this agent. The fact that Mayor Adams has rolled out the red carpet for ICE is a stain on our city.

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We got to protect the children brought to you by the pedocon empire

why does every tech innovation since like 2012 feel like it was designed to molest someone?

Reminder: Oppose and repeal all the age/ID verification laws. They're not protecting their kids but they are censoring you and demanding your personal info. Tell them to stop. Tell them to get rid of this shit.

a reminder that the “first they came for” poem was written by a nazi who did not include how he actively contributed to everyone before him in the poem getting disappeared, which describes pretty well the average person with power in our society.

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the country in an administrative deadlock because they keep trying to officially declare trans people to be illegal but a script installed by one of the doge kids automatically deletes any mention of trans people regardless of context and nobody can figure out how to turn it off

yeah i dunno dude incrementalism starts to look real fuckin dumb when an opposition party can completely wipe away 50-75 years of progress in just a few months

The revisionism that they have to make up for the lack of gore wolverine has per capita of appearances. I think one comment kitty points out probably after wolverine. She's the most brutal while he's just like phasing dudes hearts out their chests in some wet work