(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

Oh well, next time write a real Constitution that isn't just an ageist corporation for Capital holding racists lol

this is Jessie Singal's world and we're just livin in it

And if more journalists + streamers + YouTubers keep ignoring this issue, what they are doing is throwing you — trans, gay, artist, smut customer — to the dogs

Did you know? Marvelous Sunday is super knowledgeable about ancient ruins.

MAGA Niggas all weekend...

that people use AI technologies in their work and explain that it saves them precious time that they can devote to other more urgent tasks tells me less about the wondrousness of the technologies and more about the overextension and immiseration of workers.

we really still doing the kids gloves to open fascists. They're talking like it's about pineapple and pizza or something,

It's always funny when they talk about some great sum of money windfall and they talk about the taxes and I'm like that's how it should work. Needs to be a maximum income

So funny to actually believe this in a system that is all about controlling proportionality not totality. We have to fucking send it in an electoral college instead of representative elections. Only thing close at the House of reps and that hasn't been scaled properly in decades

I wasn't ready for white woman. You're not defined by your prison sentence lifestyle posting

It kinda rocks that every single one of my ideological opponents is a Zionist Pedophile

As Someone that lives in the middle of conservative Texas that's immunocompromised after a liver transplant this is the reality of my life, Not to mention I work front end so I have to deal with people being assholes about it too. They usually quiet down once I mention my transplant at least.

Feels like a perfect end for VTubing in 2025 that The VTuber Awards are just not happening, nor is there a fully equivalent show taking its place, and instead if you go to the official site it still says this

The only way we can reach out to voters isn't left-right social issues, it's—that's right, loyalty pledges to Israel.

Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.

When he kept gushing over the Big Beautiful Bill, I honestly thought it was about the budget.

John Fetterman survived a stroke in 2022, which would be considered a pre existing condition. He has a defibrillator for vfib, which can cost $34,000 to over $51,000. He was one of 8 Dems who voted to gut the ACA and reopen the government. He doesn’t have to worry, he has healthcare for life

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

The forums on the darknet markets where people sell drugs and credit card numbers are moderated.

“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”

Banjo-Tooie Ending E

"my least woke opinion is---" That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania. Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.

The idiot pedophiles want you to think workers are incapable of running society themselves

So that's why he's called the head of state

Will we get the piss tape and a bonus Clinton blowjob before Grand theft Auto VI?

Has the Furby brand put out a new product as "AI" [yet]? I feel like they'd kill these days. I was impressed as a kid when they came out shit would blow the modern mush brain if they're impressed by AI slop

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

'Rizz Dungeon: Skeleton Key to My Heart' from the Turnip Boy devs launches on PC in 2026. youtu.be/fOQzwOedWSY?... store.steampowered.com/app/4029090/...

The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative. The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.

It’s cool that the creator of Flash Gordon drove his car off a cliff because he was tired of getting too much pussy and money

I mean the only solution is revolutionary struggle but who wants to get killed also terrorism same problem doesn't tend to work without the former tho

Average American news day in 2025: the President is a world historical pedophile and the entire government of the United States functionally exists in part to cover up his world historical pedophilia and the world historical pedophilia of his friends. We will do nothing to stop this, by the way.

another of those things that's making it clearer why so many of these people see ChatGPT as a miracle rather than just a scam to get in on

Nothing remains a better encapsulation of the right than their style of protest being ordering some reactionaries name on their coffee cup. Up there with complaining about the War on Christmas which was a thing their guy Reagan started but whatever

Being a political cartoonist owns, I should have stuck with cartoonist dream as a kid

Of course Trump's defending the need for work visas. Double fisting slavery thru immigration violence. I remember maga guys tried to sit down with totally not Elon musk using a voice changer in Twitter voice and he argued the same thing that Americans were untalented lol

In retrospect, not sure why people expect a pedophile to be the fall of a cult. We still have the Catholics And all the spin-off sects

This is clearly bowser’s idealized image of himself as someone with abs rather than a fat belly, and it gives us a glimpse into how, in the mario galaxy universe, fat phobia exists. In this essay I will

Everything about the Epstein just proves nothing happens like more and more evidence is absolutely cartoony. The demons that rule us laugh

Seems another game has been faced with the soup Nazi epidemic. Can of terrible person make something good. Sure not sure if it's worth the effort to review bomb unless the game sucks or how's that content in it

the calculation is even if democrats win big, what will they do? the Biden administration provides the answer: not much so the GOP spends a cycle on the outside looking in, excoriating Dems for being do nothing commies, then retakes power

What a comical lie. How the hell you spending 500 million in Bitcoin without insane fees. I guess if you keep it like on the same trading Network or whatever but isn't that shit like processed in proportion to the amount

the real reason trump doesnt want the epstein files released is it will exonerate him completely and his pedophile friends will lose all respect for him

Complete libertarian victory over the true issue they cared about

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.