this is one of my favorite custom feeds, Quiet Posters it shows you posts from people you follow who don't post that much! so it surfaces friends' posts that might otherwise get drowned out in the Following feed (which is reverse chronological) 🤗

your life should not have to personally be on the line for you to care about the lives of other people. you should care that human beings are being erased from society without it being an active threat in your own life

You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

A year later and nearly no difference. Hey, that’s life in a fading capitalist hellstate.

Really, truly, deeply struggling with like….everything right now.

“______ would be worse” is not a good argument for….anything?

Hey, gang! The latest episode of my NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD podcast @bedevstld.bsky.social is now online on all podcast streaming platforms everywhere. In this one, @supermarcey.bsky.social & @belugajames.bsky.social rejoin me to discuss the underrated 3rd ROTLD sequel RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 3.

Wake up babe, new #SAW Rankings just dropped. 🎥

hey guys check this out

#nw 🎥

I just think if you're going to make a birthday restaurant with a rat mascot, you shouldn't freak out when people bring their rats to a birthday dinner.

I am ready to fight the sun

kowloon restaurant sign, saugus, massachusetts, 1978

Polish poster for 'Blue Velvet' 📽️

There was a club in NYC in the ‘60s called Cerebrum that was basically just a huge chill out fantasy trip space, where you had to wear white robes and all they served were marshmallows and water. And YIMBYs just want to open another Eataly. Stop being losers.

*manifesting someone with an amazing Plex server who wants to share with me*

Kamata-Kun? More like Kamata-fun!

one for u & the girlies 💕

You guys are cool… don’t bring your towel outside tomorrow

This is Stephen McKinley Henderson erasure.

Addicted to the grind

vehicular biologists like myself truly appreciate the sexual dimorphism of the Ford F-150. on the left, the industrious 1987 F-150, is commonly found at construction sites and farms. on the right, the 2023 F-150, with its vestigial flatbed, largely spends its time grooming and fetching groceries.

this taylor swift tour has been crazy because seeing people that i did not know to be swifties suddenly post about how they've dreamed of seeing her for 10+ years is making me feel paranoid that everyone i know is a sleeper agent in the white woman cult

Today:

This is sad to see as someone who grew up in Florida. When I was a Florida public school student, our teachers didn’t have to skip Shakespeare out of fear. They had to skip Shakespeare because there was no budget for books and the library lost its only VHS copy of Romeo + Juliet.

I am in Hell. I look to my left: a man is being lowered repeatedly into a boiling cauldron of lava. I shudder and look to my right: this woman has scorpions fed into her nostrils. No one must learn that I love mayo, which is being gently applied to my back and shoulders through some clerical error.

It’s important to remember Godzilla.

Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the Thin Zip Line

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Why do all Millennials have a redhead fetish? I don't know bitch you tell me...

All men secretly yearn to be sent up a river because Marlon Brando has gone wackadoo