Wow, Bank of America chatbot, you're right, I *would* save a lot of money if I stopped paying my electric bill. Hell, I'd save thousands of dollars a year if I stopped paying my rent too

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

Got a similarly simple solution to the Transgender issue. Just let people transition and be fucking normal about it and mind yer own beeswax

Oh sumatriptan, when you help you help, but man do you really gotta make me this tired 🫩

I love that companies insists inserting ai into everything making every little fucking thing take 10x longer to process when it worked just fine before :)

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

The Odyssey but it's just trying to get from Amherst to Boston without a car

The best incentive I give to my team to keep finding work is the knowledge that if they don't, they'll be tossed back into the Level 1 queue

Watching Lost for the first time

Trog went on vacation so im dogsitting Im swingin her around n shit Lol she likes it or doesnt 🤷‍♂️ #JustVibes

We found an old fidget spinner, and Zuko's obsessed

I am going to throw my computer into a snowdrift

No AI, I want them to know I'm pissed. That's why I choose the words I use

Mmmmm angry day

i love The Matrix but unfortunately i also love this post

This whole set was gold.

again: If you do not fight at the barricade of trans healthcare you will fight at the barricade of the most stigmatized medication you are on and you will do it with fewer experienced allies because you left trans people to die

who up making jerkoff motions on camera during their company’s AI demo

And I'm going to block you. Trans people deserve the same rights as the rest of us and your characterisation of people defending their rights as 'activists' is just transphobic

Gravelord Nito slaying in this number on the red carpet at the Met Gala

So I'm now addicted to Timberborn to the point where I'm setting up webhooks to text me when stuff happens in game. In other news, I've been considering getting screened for autism

don't worry everyone

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Fun fact: The Catholic Church encourages gay people to get ordained

To any ambitionless boyfriends who read this and feel called out: Try estrogen

On one hand it sucks that all my ancestors immigrated out of Europe, on the other hand things weren't looking too hot for Eastern European Jews in the late 1800's huh

Bash? More like Bash my head into a wall, amiright?

*taps the sign*

Most covens in the Great Lakes Caliphate are communist and cursed

happy lesbian visibility day xoxo

a guy with the politics of George Takei tried to kill the president of the united states. buck wild

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

Recently discovered that I like tteok-bokki and now it's the only thing I ever want to eat again

Lucked out and met the love of my life on the perfect date

That’s queer, too.

Today is my 12th anniversary with @ravens-watch.bsky.social!!!! It's wild to think how far we've come together, both literally (multiple cross country moves) and metaphorically, and I'm so lucky to have her in my life <3

me

*rotates credit card 90 degrees* cashier: no i meant tap it against the screen

Not suspicious at all

Me: I'm looking for a wfh job because I cannot drive Job sites: Lemme email her with 1000 different jobs where the applicant needs to make house calls

I love my blurry son

another one for lesbian visibility week!