Apparently they made apple monster and it just tastes like apple juice wtf

I was curious about why Donatello was trending, and the trending tab for the topic didn’t clarify anything because literally none of the posts said anything. So I searched it to find more recent posts. Reader, I recommend against doing so. I’m gonna go throw out my phone now.

"what if we support trans rights and we lose" buddy I hate to break it to you but you have already tried throwing trans people under the bus and you still lost

how does that poem go? oh, right. first they came for trans people and I was like "I don't think the majority of the country is going to die on this hill"

Uni the Hutt?

My sweet boy

commit exactly one heinous crime that haunts you for the rest of your days. never tell a soul. this will allow you to look brooding and mysterious when you sit alone at a bar table in the wee hours of the morning.

My son now has a blanket that is just his size

Friendly reminder that pirating the sims is ethical. :o)

My ass can’t afford a switch 2 and I sold my switch 1 a while back, and I just found out that hades 2 is a switch exclusive 🫠😭

Did I tell y’all I saw the liquid death race hearse near my house the other day

Happy Bi Day of Visibility from Hulk villain, Bi-Beast.

Fall!!!

Happy Fat Bear week to all who celebrate! 🐻 explore.org/fat-bear-week

Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋

Shout out to the Facebook settlement for sending me weed money 10/10 perfect timing, I’d sell my information for $23 again

DAY 500 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

good morning

Bruh

I updated my phone to iOS 26 last night, and what in the windows vista is this Liquid Glass shit?

I got my Covid/flu shot yesterday and holy shit this is kicking my ass way more than it has in the past.

He’s charging his solar beam

Eric Adams just installed 200 of these in central park

About to see a bunch of newspapers running photos of the shooter that look like this

I still can’t believe I live here

I was assigned Yankees fan at birth. My dad took me to the last Yankees game before 9/11, it was a whole thing in my childhood, and I’ve never really had a choice in the matter. After recent events, I’ve decided to instead fully embrace my new hometown and become a die-hard Rockies fan!

You dont have to have empathy for someone who had none and actively campaigned against that very basic concept of human emotion.

the most radical act of feminism? throwing your computer in the ocean

he died doing what he loved: being racist

I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game

lol. Lmao, even.

I don’t care that cost of living is higher in CO than TX, I’ll pay any amount to not have to live in TX ever again :)

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr

Me: It’s so nice out! Let me go for a walk by the lake The sun: 🌞 Me: 🦞

You can do this girl :D

After approximately 800 tries, I’ve finally beaten Lace 🫠 #silksong

This is the hardest boss in Silksong. He ran in when I was trying to fight Lace, and I can’t do any damage at all. He even followed me to the bench room, wtf

Yet another reason why moving was a good idea

here. i made a better one in three minutes

Just figured out that bugs are Catholic.

Just 100%ed Silksong. Pretty good game.

Silksong day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can’t wait to play Silksong and find out exactly how much my motor skills have been withered by seven years of aging

My furry son has decided that he must bite my head relentlessly today. He has four teeth so the biting doesn’t hurt, but this lil fucker keeps using his claws 😭

Finally finished putting my bedroom furniture together, and my Pokémon plushies are back on my desk! Idk how I was getting any work done without my Pikachu supervisors tbh

Every trans femme musician rabbit hole I fall into inevitably leads to noise music of some form.