"Who put you in?": A woman got an unwelcome surprise when she learned the Waymo driverless taxi she ordered for her daughter had a strange man hiding in the trunk. https://www.wfla.com/news/national/woman-orders-waymo-taxi-for-daughter-finds-random-man-hiding-in-trunk/ 

If I was a tinfoil hat type, I could argue that the juvenile dissonance of this movie from the somber, often brutal tone of the book is a fully intentional attempt to shave the edges off its cautionary message of how the corruption of greed can upend even the most earnest political movements

“Gays are still wrapping their bodies in Christmas lights and taking nudes 🙄” you’re complaining about seeing more naked gay guys? We are so different…

The local cum dump with a sharpie:

mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out realistic mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out mickey is in chastity cage ghibli mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out big tits mickey huge anime style

Muppet Christmas Carole might be the best muppet movie for the sole reason that its star at no point acknowledges the fact that he acting opposite muppets.

Finally, a politician with the courage to stand up to Big Pencil.

Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that

Trump rants all night on social media about tariffs and other things. Trying to influence his Corruption Court by telling them more lies about tariffs being national security.

Tom Cotton defending the murders of people floating on boat wreckage makes him complicit.

La Lune à un mètre (The Astronomer's Dream, 1898, dir. Georges Méliès) 🎥 A melancholy, effectively creepy three minutes in which the moon eats people.

Have more photoshoot pics lol

Rand Paul: "This is an insane policy. It's inconsistent. It's not war. It's not the way we've ever done this. If we can blow up a boat in the ocean, what about when they get to Miami & put it in a truck? Can you shoot a grenade launcher at the truck? No! We arrest people b/c sometimes we're wrong."

insta saw it first 🥩

A man was arrested after a 3-month-old baby in his care suffered a brain bleed and other serious injuries that may leave him permanently disabled, PCSO said. https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/unfathomable-abuse-polk-county-caregiver-violently-shook-baby-critically-injuring-him-pcso-says/ 

I've loved Sigourney Weaver ever since one of my all-time favorite movies, ALIEN. Couldn't resist going all fanboy on her yesterday & asking for a photo. She told me she's now in the cast of The Mandalorian. Talk about bad timing: she's now in that galaxy far, far away, years after I checked out! 💔

Someone said my back looks like a cheese grater. I think this is the best compliment I’ve ever gotten

Twas a good leg day

Maiko Maeda: Nah I’d win #cyberpunk #cyberpunk2077 #jujutsukaisen #sukuna

It is newsworthy that the president of the United States is increasingly verbally abusive of women reporters and he should be asked about it.

Know your rights. Protect your neighbors. New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.

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A thing I believe is that governments should¹ pass laws banning the development or deployment of machinery that reads thoughts. The fact this technology does not exist makes it even more important it be illegal ¹ If someone wants narrow cutouts for accessibility devices I do not see a problem

it turns out that when you join a white christian nationalist project you are going to be in a white christian nationalist project

Bernie Sanders tweeted something immediately, which obviously doesn't solve anything, but why on earth didn't half the Democratic party do that immediate and easy one simple thing?

Trump calling Somalis "garbage" en route to a literal militarized purge of the community is a real litmus test for Democratic party politicians. Imagine being so worthless that they can't find time even to speak up about it.

NVIDIA's CEO spent the past year lobbying Trump to greenlight the sale of advanced AI chips to China, which could undercut US national security. Now he's heading to Capitol Hill to push his agenda in secret meetings. Huang should testify publicly.

Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views

i am sometimes embarrassed about how much i post and today i learned that it averages to 23 times a day

1.3m...

New: AI is becoming a wedge issue within both parties As the tech rapidly advances while the Trump admin favors few guardrails, the issue may define 26 + 28 DeSantis, AOC, Newsom, Shapiro, Vance + more pave lanes w/ @henryjgomez.bsky.social @jonallendc.bsky.social www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

I'm already not shopping there... can't boycott much harder lol. Absolutely not the way to win back shoppers. Dumbasses.

"a country she said she had never been to...." www.nbcwashington.com/investigatio...

oh my god

On the one hand, Trump is clearly locked in a downward spiral where his authoritarian ambitions alienate more people, which leads to more authoritarian actions, which alienate more people. On the other hand, 36% of Americans support Trump even after he called for murdering Congressional Democrats.

My parents’ new community has a gym, which is a win for me.

Am *I* the trauma?

A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving

Even with the inarguable threats posed by the Trump administration, many still see the idea of leaving the U.S. as an admission of defeat. ... But if you find yourself asking the question, some say “you probably are already in the space where you should be making preparations.” trib.al/p0m7HfZ

Treating vaginas and people who have them like they’re icky is asinine. Vaginas are rad, some of the studliest guys I’ve ever met have em.

No contract, no coffee. We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.

Excessive restraint in immigration detention centres ‘deeply concerning’, report finds

Feeling like a chonky turkey but hey trimmed the beard… Good Morning