Superman (2025) was a fine movie but wouldve been way better if at the beginning Superman turned to the camera & said "i no longer look like Henry Cavill" & then specified the exact plot reasons why

Angry woman at the hotel restaurant in Barcelona this morning carrying a small dog in a sling and telling the hostess "Just so you know, in Canada it would be ILLEGAL for you to deny us entry" The US is ceding its leadership in international affairs, the Ugly Canadian is unleashed on the world

No, Nut November!

[spluttering awake a full year after Agatha All Along went off the air] They should have called that show The Deft Hand of Harkness

"You think you’ve got problems, mate - I’ve gotta go see that overhyped asshole Pagalici tonight just because the wife likes him ... Anyway, I'm writing you up some Sertraline"

Hey nice black lagoon. would be a shame if someone were to find the creature from the black lagoon in it

Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.

Car salesperson: this baby can go from zero to 60 in 7 seconds Abraham Lincoln: what Car salesperson: zero to 3-score in under a score Abraham Lincoln: HOLY SHIT

Israeli rules are no rules at all

Really appreciate a book cover that’s just LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BLURB WE GOT, GUYS

any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally

Bari Weiss should be an inspirational figure to journalism students. You, too, can rise to the top , simply by working hard, publishing a newsletter barely anyone shares sincerely, and having a foreign army at your disposal to get rid of anyone who makes fun of you on twitter.

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

My stomach turned. None of Greta’s jailers should be able to travel internationally ever again without fearing arrest

Was just in a Five Guys and they played Rebel Rebel by David Bowie… don’t know if you guys have heard of this one, pretty good track

"I never thought they would send ME back where I came from" sobs man who came to support the Send Them Back Where They Came From protest

I always liked the bit in Network where they're making a reality tv show about the Ecumenical Liberation Army, so I'm glad someone decided to make a thriller with a lot of stoner comedy about them instead and call it One Battle After Another

Good evening Riyadh! What’s the deal with women drivers?

Well done to all the workers who protested this. This is huge.

Imagine the laughs you’ll have watching [checks notes] Jimmy Carr co-headlining with [checks notes] Louis CK at the [checks notes] Riyadh Comedy Festival

"We predict it will take 65 years for your ship to reach another solar system, going at sub-light speeds. But it could also take 61 years. Or 70." Dialogue from THE STARS MY ESTIMATION

Being stuck on this boss means hearing my tv bellow DI-A-RRHE-A at me ten times an hour

Not sure what my favourite Robert Redford movie is but this one doesn't get enough love

Rewatching Alien 3 to see if I like it but the only thing I really enjoy is that it feels like an exchange project between US and UK prison movies. You don’t often get to see a bunch of American prisoners banged up with a bunch of old lags, it’s refreshing

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

(stepping out of the shadows with a switchblade) is this your switchblade? i found it in the shadows

More like Ursula K. Le G-WIN

Considering how excellent it is I haven't seen enough discussion of this show in general but one specific thing I'd like to see people talk about is how A VISIT FROM THE GOON SQUAD coded it is

Has to be Whit Stillman

Bolted awake from a nap just now because my subconscious had solved one of the pressing problems of our time: how to remake the movie Highlander

Medieval guy listening to a proclamation: this could have been a tapestry

[putting dishes in the dishwasher] get lost, suckers [now that the dishes are clean] oh no, they’re back

honestly not right now, the funk soul brother

My phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck" when I actually really did mean to say "duck," and I feel like I have finally broken its spirit

Imagine how intimidating of a baby it must have been for the head nurse to instantly realize it was bad to the bone

*quietly posts this and quietly leaves*

Some interesting things were going on in mid-80s Marvel comics

Mamdani’s Forehead Slope Angle, Brainpan Depth Called Into Question by Laureled Craniometrist

RIP Shooter

nixon in 1974, staring into the portrait of jfk: they'll never understand the things we do, jack. men like us, we're—. we're different. you and i... we only ever had each other. jfk in 1963: dr. jacobson, i do at times wonder if there is a limit to how high a man can get.

Wrote a thing about one of my enduring fascinations: the life and times of Harlan Ellison thecommasplice.com/harlan-agoni...

I refuse to play Elden Ring Nightreign until I receive confirmation that it includes quests where you’re loaded like a freight train, flying like an aeroplane, speeding like a space brain

Bill Clinton’s just chilling in his living room, watching ICE kidnappings on tv, when the sex pest election trouble alarm goes off in his kitchen. “Not cuomo,” he says to himself. “Not another member of the brotherhood”

Dreamed that Michael Stipe died and the other three members of the band announced an REM + Adam Lambert tour

Andor Characters and Their Counterparts in ‘Allo ‘Allo 1. Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.

I was working behind the checkout in an Oxfam bookshop. Jerry Sadowitz came in and asked if we had any books on close-up magic tricks. I pointed him to the relevant section, he went over and looked at it then left

Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president Voters: Like not voting for his nominees? Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap

Just occurred to me that part of why Trump decided he wanted to incite chaos in LA is because he lives in an eternal early 1990s