from the moment it was founded activists and human rights watchdogs have warned that DHS was constructed to be an almost unaccountable private paramilitary force at the president's sole disposal.

Within a few years of DHS's founding, Star Wars novels had a Sith Lord using Homeworld Security to crush dissent on Coruscant.

I have been very explicit over the years that the US has engaged in an ongoing exterminationist agenda against trans people. The way the fascists talk about their goals its clear that they are genocidal to our community That said we have to navigate some nuance 🧵

Which of the surviving cats dropped a STEAMER in the box. Smells like a fart shit its pants in here, good lord.

William Shatner blocked me because of that joke and I do not regret anything

Hat tip to @effinbirds.com

May he burn for eternity in the fires of a million hells for the misery, death, and destruction he has unleashed in this world. And that day cannot come soon enough. Democrats better damn well hold everyone accountable! share.google/QllyiytUrNtD... @editorialboard.bsky.social

RFK Jr. Rushed To Gym After Heart Attack

Conan the Cimmerian | Amiga (1991)

It's the weekend, baby

Bennie is by far the best character in Harlem Nights, and that's saying something.

Thanks Lowe's. It's what they would have wanted. Just like Valhalla.

Hey cops listen up, look me in the eye and listen very carefully: Get. Fucked. 🤘

Early onset heart disease ftw

For the love of all that is holy, someone please set this video to oom-PAH tuba music

These edibles ain't shit

I was never much into He-Man personally as a kid, for whatever reason. I only saw a few episodes. I kind of want to watch it, now that I'm 53.

Wait, what? They discovered an IED during routine maintenance? That sounds really super unlikely.

In 2026 how do you even become a Blues Brothers impersonator? Like, professionally, as a performer. What events led you to realize you could (presumably) earn a living that way?

Playing Starfield and admiring the dystopian offworld mining colony's corporate commissary with its Chunks dispensary

Sober me got extra Taco Bell at lunch so stoned me has a grilled cheese burrito to look forward to very shortly, you should do something nice for that guy. Buy him a Hemingway daiquiri and/or soothe his existential terror. Something.

the two genders:

driving into Detroit omw to a punk show thinking about teenage me on her way to a punk show in Detroit she’d be pretty stoked to know that 44 year old me was on her way to see her hot and cool girlfriend play in a band called ‘Morbid Cunt’

Spotted on Tumblr…

I'm sure this will come in handy

when bsky doesn't like my posts

Watching The Mummy on 60mg. Not sure yet if this was wise.

How long will that be, sir? Ten. Ten what? Years? Nine...

It would be such a refreshing change of pace if cis male nudists would stop equating female nipples to their penises, because gender-based censorship is NOT the same issue as EVERYONE'S genitals being banned from view.

MY ART OF STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS BOOK CAME!!!

If you start a sentence with “I know you hate AI, but you have to see this video,” do God a favor and get fucked.

Man Inspects Perimeter To Find Most Vulnerable Entry Point To Hamburger https://theonion.com/man-inspects-perimeter-to-find-most-vulnerable-entry-po-1849717059/

Whether or not patriarchy *oppresses* men, it certainly hurts them--and it hurts so many other people and creatures in the process when men can't be tender katemanne.substack.com/p/when-men-a...

Why, oh why????

How did Barclay even graduate Starfleet Academy? And make lieutenant even? It's not like competition for Starfleet isn't insane.

In a 6-3 decision the Supreme Court declared the law of gravity unconstitutional, effectively ending the centuries old practice of not floating into space.

Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today. #pcgamer #pcgaming #darkestdungeon

Guys, I saw it in person!!!

Yeah if you start talking about the Scoville scale to the right white person they will run to their hatchback & bring back something that will have your jaw hanging from your face like Javier Bardem in Skyfall

The Moody Visible Light Portion of the Electromagnetic Spectrum

Slightly increase a band Blue Oyster Bar Cult

Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People