This is the exact same Guy you could find 2,000 years ago as a Roman senator gleefully listing the number of Germani slain and sold into slavery, 900 years ago exulting in the sack of Jerusalem, or 100 years ago celebrating 500 yards taken on the Western Front. Timeless chickenhawk scum.

Today is our 14th birthday. From making your dad lose his mind, to embarrassing members of Congress and the Presidential cabinet, we can't thank all of you enough for your inability to read past the headline. We'd be nothing without our readers. Here's to 14 more.

Day 134 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #TheMuppets #TheMuppetShow

If you would seek war, prepare for war.’” “I believe, my lord, the saying is ‘If you would seek peace, prepare for war,’” Leonard ventured. Vetinari put his head on one side and his lips moved as he repeated the phrase to himself. Finally he said, “No, no. I just don’t see that one at all.

Caesar 3 (1999)

is everyone on glue

Describe your bsky account in a single image.

Grand Marshal duties at the St Pat's For All parade today in Queens NY 🍀🌈 Proud to stand in support of our LGBT+ community with my fellow grand marshals Ciarán O'Rielly and Charlotte Moore - thanks to all who came out to celebrate! Photos by @drakkorex.bsky.social & @amyimhoff1701.bsky.social ✨

Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party https://theonion.com/report-only-20-minutes-until-introverted-man-gets-to-l-1819576241/

To add to this, I found this ancient scroll online, mundane/useless info about your class~

~What’s your class?~

You know, it was a regime, not just one guy There not going to give up and start singing like the soldiers in THE WIZARD OF OZ

My new neighbor and I have this funny “office space” type relationship where he will hear me swear about something and like knock on the wall and go YOU OK BUDDY? Anyway he calls himself the Surfin Plumber and I’m just promoting his business right quick

Day 131 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #TheMuppets

This will be extremely familiar to Latin Americans and indeed Filipinos that remember the 20th Century

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US. His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism. And he failed.

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

I'm not american but most of my readers are, and right from the jump in 2025 it felt like everything screeched to a halt. All the exit surveys are 'my financial situation changed.' This is my Patreon but it's the same with sales on my shop too.

fortunately I've got money from the book campaign but this would be a stop-the-comics-I'm-just-doing-commissions drop in revenue. Before Zoop I was white-knuckling it. Don't have a particular comment, just crazy how noticeable it was the moment americans stopped spending. I felt it in my blood.

World's burning down, but I have a cuddle partner coming over today, and we're going to try to find solace in snacks and kisses and frozen pizza and flicks.

Time for a little Kentucky Fried Movie Never before has the beauty of the sexual act been so crassly exploited

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I may be in love with Hawkgirl from the latest Superman flick.

The Nubian Queen Who Fought Back Caesar’s Army. Queen Amanirenas commanded soldiers of the ancient Kingdom of Kush & successfully resisted Roman rule. What they won’t teach you in school. #BlackHistoryMonth www.history.com/articles/nub...

This cannot stand. Surely?

how the hell did we get leviticus in the divorce

If you want a wizarding university may I recommend Unseen University in the Discworld? It is both superior and more realistic.

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!! -Do not support ANY of this -JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK -Seriously. NONE. Of it.

Have a Fantastic Friday, Film Freaks! How? By watching the latest REEL OBSCURE, in which I look at a low-budget swords and sorcery movie that's genuinely entertaining - DEATHSTALKER II! As ever, please Like, Share, Comment and Subscribe! youtu.be/uNYSQOoo6Bw?...

To be a leftist, you must be anti-fascist. This is not gatekeeping, it is a matter of material politics. A Red-Brown alliance is impossible because the moment you ally yourself with fascism, you also become a fascist. Fascism as an ideology devours, dominates, & steals because it cannot create.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

srsly how

So...when Megamind conquers Metro City, that's just a city. Is there no, like, county or state authority concerned at all? Federales not curious? Demolition Man gives me the same thoughts.

The sickening thing is knowing there will never be any justice. They'll all retire fat and happy, never even pay a fine, even if the Dems regained power.

I bet if Tom Paris and Harry Kim watched Tremors their inside joke while on away missions together would be "I'VE GOT A GODDAMNED PLAN"

There’s just so much sadness in this photo. This should have been the night of their lives.

Tiny A-frame cabin

A cabin for all seasons.

Refuge cabin in the Alps.

@sesmith.lol I just feel like you need to see this.

I think tomorrow the big game will be "what lunatic thing are we making up for laughs vs what lunatic thing he actually SAID." A more tragic and gallows-humor Emily or Cinnamon

I'm constantly trying (/failing) to get this point across. If you're a trained expert in a field, then it may be worthwhile to question the scientific consensus of your peers. If you're not, the scientific consensus is absolutely the best you can do and it's arbitrary foolishness to disregard it.