Minneapolis punk scene be like: meet someone says they're a punk and barista and a month later and you'll find out they bought a house using their inheritance from their plastic factory owning grandpa and that they get money from their parents who sold their own plastic factory to an israeli one

I have eaten the plums that were on the patio and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold

Welcome to Humankind. Here, fight an army of ragged barbarians ten times more powerful than you can possibly field five minutes into the game. Well, guess I'm quitting to desktop.

Most I've had is 50. But...I mean...

Tonight's entertainment.

Cunnilingus is the weaponization of justice

I love my fantasy worlds but what I DID watch? Wasn't particularly good. Embrace Discworld. It's VASTLY more clever, hilarious, embraces empathy and diversity, is better written, and Terry was knighted for service to literature. Let the Disc carry you away from that other place.

In all of this, let's not forget the agency of the individual troops pulling the trigger. They are committing murder and should be prosecuted.

Germany is now taking in animals from Gaza while refusing entry to injured and sick Palestinians. The message is clear: in Germany’s hierarchy of “valuable” life, Palestinians are valued less than animals. mondoweiss.net/2025/11/germ... #Palestine #Israel

Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel

“Salaries are lower in Europe”

Dead 💀 Whoever made this please step forward for your award #teslatakedown

People were arguing in my mentions today about whether the Earth is "round" when it's technically an irregular oblate spheroid and look "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round. A soccer ball is round, a cantaloupe is round, a fluffy borb in winter is round, just go with it.

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all i know is that zohran mamdani just showed he is better at getting the president to concede and defer to him than literally any democrat in washington

I'm all about them ethics

Pssst - this is the standalone Trans Discworld book GO READ NOW

Honestly. Whenever I hear someone claim that Socialism doesn't work, or is somehow worse than the Capitalist system that's choking us to death, I know that I can safely disregard anything else they have to say. Their voice becomes that of an adult in a Peanuts special, though, which is always fun.

No hate watching. No hate watching. No. Fucking. Hate watching.

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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.

🎶 you know the day destroys the night night divides the day tried to run tried to hide BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE

I think more girls should have underground lairs.

I like Instagram vids but also i spend a fair amount of time blocking every AI account. They always call themselves "digital creators."

Grey Whiskers. Goddammit

He's not "third party," no matter what you call it. "Center-right" means MAGA fascist.

Fall fog - WV 2017

Logging on

why is miss universe always from earth

The difference between me and most people is that I will absolutely follow through with my most unhinged ideas.

WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army

is this what happens when the economy is good

the dating pool for 30-something straight women is so bleak that some are willing to settle for geriatric ex-South Carolina governors who frequent the Appalachian trail

Yes. If you ever think banks should be allowed to cut off financial services for "morality" reasons, just note that neither Epstein's pedophilia, nor Miller's Nazism, nor RFK Jr's eugenics, nor Musk's destruction of USAID caused banks any "moral" concerns whatsoever.

We'd have less fascism if more guys got knocked the fuck out early in life for stuff like this until they dropped the habit

Playing Tropico 6 and the revolutionary leader just complained that "corruption is so rife, governor, that we had to pay a bribe to find out how much we pay in bribes." Life imitates art, I guess.

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normalize platonic full body contact snuggle sleepovers

Fuck mayo Pete. He barebacked his goddamn identity as the most homonormative homo ever to get where he is.

Eat shit, Universe

For the record I am 100% sure Dukat would totally have blown Sisko for about 50% this-will-really-mess-with-his-head and 50% ye-gods-I'm-in-love-with-Sisko.

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS! I DID NOT BLOW CAPTAIN SISKO!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter -President Dukat #StarTrek #Sisko197

I'm withdrawing my support of “Councilwoman” Seska. Despite my Achievements for our Quadrant all I see “Wacky” Seska do is COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN! She's upset that I don’t return her subspace calls anymore, I can’t take a ranting Lunatic’s call every day #StarTrek #Sisko197

These new posts about the Cheeto are just humorous speculation, yes? Tell me that's the case because otherwise I just can't process.

Riker left a DNA trail through the galaxy like a hemorrhaging serial killer.

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Buying seeds in anticipation of this hemp recriminalization bullshit happening. Not going to go through a fascist regime sober. Fuck that. And if the Dems won't fight against literal genocide I know they're not standing up for weed. There's gonna be a fucking rain forest in my basement.

A fav scene from Conan the Barbarian (1982)