I met an enchantingly bizarre older person at a nature reserve on Wednesday. She was walking along in a gale with two canes and an old dog. She stopped me to tell me that the holes in her canes made a sound like an aeolian harp in the wind. I was prepared to abandon my life and follow her home.

Just did a mad ting. 🫣#antiques

I like to watch how people walk. #streetphotography #leith

Utterly insane trash pig. He will get us all killed. It is straight up Doctor-Fucking -Strangelove-o’Clock.

When you have zero, maybe even negative self-awareness. Serial couch botherer and expert fantasist Vance is making this statement while interfering in elections of a sovereign nation that is not his own. Vile. Repugnant. Embarrassing.

Hey, hey! It’s time for #birdoftheday which is #blackandred but I can only do the alt theme of #PigeonsandDoves. I have two #woodpigeons doing the slappy fight thing. They don’t half whack the crap out of each other. #birds #pigeons #birdphotography #ECK

The system MUST flip. Petroleum is destroying the planet and fuelling endless conflict and suffering. I won’t say my transition to an EV was perfect but it was doable with a used EV and we must fully commit to net zero. It should be the highest priority.

My #birdoftheday is once again a #greyheron for today’s theme of #feathers Herons are usually quite dignified but sometimes they show their deep and unparalleled goofiness. #birds #ukwildlife #photography #scotland #ECK

Happy Easter to those who do the Eastering. This is me at about 5. So 1972 or so? That’s my rabbit Mister. Just Mister. He had demonic red eyes and I loved him. #genx

Easter Sunday, Harlem, New York, 1947 📷 Henri Cartier-Bresson

The natives were somewhat restless today. #stormdave is just getting going here. Worst will hit around midnight. Stay safe, all my UK peeps. #liverpool #northwales and #aberdeen might see the the higher winds. 😳

He doesn’t think he’s being annoying but he is, in fact, being extra super duper annoying. Good thing he’s cute. #oneorangebraincell #catsbeingidiots #cats #leicalux

My #birdoftheday today where the theme is #weather, a niche specialty for #scotland. The alt theme is #riverbank any bird found on the banks of a waterway. Today I have a BeachCrow landing in a strong breeze. #birds #birdphotography #crow #crowbros #eastcoastkin

I drew a #curlew. These are very hard to draw. #birds #eurasiancurlew

Crows have many clever tricks at their disposal. They can be very inconspicuous when it suits them. This one likes to sidle up to me and pretend he just happened to be in the area and would I have anything nice he might like? But very quietly on the down low so he might get first crack at it?

A legend.

A goofy goober of a juvenile #heron. He/she is trying to imitate the crows by lining up politely on the railings for a treat. (I did give them a treat for the effort.) #greyheron #heronattackcafe

This stylish mthrfckr is still breezing about? I’m pleased. I’m pleased. This pleases me.

He cannot fathom why he is surrounded by such incompetent staff. I was hoovering. He was not pleased. #oneorangebraincell #catsofbluesky

FRESH DINOSAURS!!! Look at these brand new #herons flexing their tiny little death stares. #ardeacinerea #greyheron #babybirds #scotland #springwatch2026

I have it: The best photo of a #hungry #magpie I have ever taken. #picapica #eurasianmagpie

It is spring and this particular #tealduck is sick of my shit. #Anascrecca #birdphotography

I am decompressing in my own peculiar manner. #scotland #rainbows #kirkcaldy #fife

If you needed a sign to move your assets out of the US dollar, surely this is that sign.

So help me, #birds crack me up. This #eurasianmagpie is a regular and he’s trying to see if I have the treats today. #birbs #snackos

Today’s #birdoftheday theme is #openbeak with the alt theme being #OneLeg. First pic is a #goldcrest belting one out. Second is my much-loved winter companion, Miss Peggy Leggy, a one-legged #blackheadedgull I’ve fed for 3 years running. #birds #birdphotography

Noted. #notaislop #portbello #scotland

Born 24 March 1935 - Carol Kaye, one of the most prolific bass guitarists, who has played on an estimated 10,000 recordings in a career spanning over 50 years. Kaye was the bassist on many Phil Spector and Brian Wilson productions in the 1960s and 1970s. She is 91 years old today. #CarolKaye

Um…what?! How?! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Yeah, all you cheeky feckers who gave me a hard time for buying a small all-electric car…how’s it going now? Still laughing, aye?

Late 16th century 4-stage, flat-roofed rubble beehive dovecot at #ravenscraigcastle in #fife, #scotland. Yellow sandstone, red sandstone. A strange little structure just above the beach with some fairly epic stairs (not shown).

The Strangeness of #ravenscraigcastle in #Fife. Both the beach and the castle ruins are extra atmospheric and a lil bit creepy. Not sure why. A weird stillness today in overcast conditions. #scotland

I am having An Evening Of It. I made #purplerain #cocktails with my own touches. 🥴

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

What (and I cannot express this enough here) THE FUCK? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

#nigelfarage opens his mouth and out comes raw sewage. Total kaka. “The event has happened in the historic square in central London five times before without incident or previous controversy.” #racists and #reform can #GTF This is a beautiful community event.

Afraid so.

When I despair, #jamesbaldwin is there for me.

Blanc polyphoniquement traité - Paul Klee, 1930. Source : Centre Paul-Klee, Berne 🇨🇭

Pretty dark

Ooftastic! www.bbc.com/news/article...

Happy #mothersday! I’m orf for a lil massage thingy. This old song is stuck in my head. https://youtu.be/fYO2LTwYESA?si=aSNJkwbwgSsqBUuN

Some evening somewhere #loud. Somewhere in #leith. Two of my friends are in this photo. #nightsout

This part of #sukkear really haunts me. #choad

This is #neilyoung weather. youtu.be/bsZjKQEN1tY?...

Principles of Boogie Management.

#BirdOfTheDay with #WingsOpenNotFlying is my bestest boy, Mr Pinky the #greyheron #heron wings are always an astonishing thing to witness. #birds

A majority of the world’s computing power is focused on creating revenge porn and targeting missiles instead of solving nuclear fusion for us. I don’t think I will ever understand why.

I’m rapidly losing my mom two years after losing my dad and I’m a complete fuggin wreck about it this week. Send me strength. 😞 #dementia