Everywhere to me

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DOMESTICATED CAT

I know I did.

Oba Femi Wins 2026 King Of The Ring Tournament At WWE Night Of Champions

the number of replies i write out and delete cuz idk if this random person will hate me for being hilarious is so sad

We all know who the better hang is

Microtransaction.

Mob Not Angry At Monster, Just Disappointed https://theonion.com/mob-not-angry-at-monster-just-disappointed-1819569945/

A visual representation of my intrusive thoughts.

I don’t think crackers even come in barrels

good morning friends 🧡✨

Horses require two-factor authentication.

I’m so introverted I won’t even talk to my other personalities.

Who's your favorite movie dad

Can't sleep. The clowns that are trying to eat me are not a contributing factor. Their squeaky shoes don't help.

Let’s name places seafood doesn’t belong. I’ll start: •Jell-O salads •Waffles #VintageRecipes #Abominations

Your favorite game is bad, and you're awesome for liking it anyway.

Prize Hog Drops Out Of Great American State Fair Due To Event’s Political Nature https://theonion.com/prize-hog-drops-out-of-great-american-state-fair-due-to-events-political-nature/

I'd like to think that Megyn Kelly is aware, in her blackened heart of blackened hearts, that she's going to Hell.

oh. oh no

I have a long and complicated relationship with Fruit Ninja.

I'm really mad the authorities stole my secret giraffe

Good Prime Day Deal on the new Ring Female Reproductive System cam

I've spent a LOT of my life in datacenters. But those were the pre-2020, cute, cuddly datacenters. The kind that blends in downtown or in light industrial areas on the outskirts. One's near neighborhoods that no one knows are there. We really need a new word to describe what's being built now

nebula.tv/videos/linds... new Nebula Original - Romantasy: It Certainly Is.

That makes sense.

Star Trek, Voyager, S5 E20 Only commanders and above can do this, *Ensign*.

Yum

Just sent an email to my boss containing the emojis "😎👍" The status of No Fucks has been reached 😎👍

[mixed martial arts fight] commentator: shes a true master of joint manipulation me, in the ring: do you want to stop fighting and smoke a joint?

QTP with a gif of the game you’re currently playing

There absolutely are stupid questions. 😒

I don't always wish for someone to get trampled by stampeding bulls, but when I do, it's Steven Miller.

Dear Microsoft, The category view is useless. Please let me make the list the default view for the start menu.

First poster for the 20th anniversary re-release of Guillermo del Toro's ‘PAN'S LABYRINTH’. In theaters on October 9.