y'all im ready to fight a customer today

#promosky Hello, everyone! Call me Woods! I'm a Bluesky enjoyer, occasional yapper, and a nerd of all trades. 🌳 Dragon Ball 🌳 Kingdom Hearts 🌳 J/RPGs 🌳 Co-op Gaming 🌳 YouTube / video essays 🌳 Steam Deck 🌳 Lord of the Rings 🌳 90s / 2000s nostalgia 🌳 Squirrels / Birds 🌳 Fitness 🥤 Coke Zero

Kombucha! I'm kind of scared to try this one 😅

We seem to be out of kombucha today 😒 so my new drink today is a zero sugar açai blueberry pomegranate vitamin water Tell me, what does "more delish" mean. How do they quantify that. What microplastics did they add to prompt them to market it as "more delish" 😮‍💨

I fed this boulder a biscuit and now we're friends

okay fine I WILL rewatch fullmetal alchemist brotherhood 😒🥰

I just got a cheap shitty journal specifically to write about The Horrors of our modern day 😊 it's good to have an outlet

Claptrap in Fallout??? Doth mine ears deceive?

O, to be a crow, in a fast food parking lot

Starting today I am going to try a drink I've never tried each day and maybe the novelty will make me stop craving monster 🥲 Today is a bottle of ito en jasmine tea. I didn't like it too much at first but it's growing on me 🥤

Bro. BRO. Just got an email from a vendor asking if I placed an order for them Not only did I send them the order via the email they obviously have not lost access to, we had a problem with the physical product that we've been in recent contact with them about The fuck you MEAN "have we ordered" 🤬

the moon was beautiful this morning 🌙

I'm so frickin tired what is this 🫩

chat I need to quit caffeine at the very least. But I ✨love✨ my cute colorful beverages :/ I'll have to find something to replace them with since the habit is there :(

hello yes I would LOVE to stop waking up at 3am every day for no reason thank you

finally watching fallout season 2 let's goooo 💥

Apparently my boss would rather listen to silence than the friggin Beatles and like I get it to a degree, everyone's taste is different, but his usual go-to genre is pop pretending to be country, so... still kinda hurt my feelings when he turned it off tho 🥺

Health app: "Excellent sleep score! Good job!" Me:

work at 5am tomorrow yipeee 🫩 why do days off always go so fast

Might get to play D&D with the siblings tomorrow, depending on how the day goes 😁

just tricked my husband into listening to the whole America Idiot album ✌️ also we are slightly drunk ✌️😂

“There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.” ⚔️

the mormon instinct to amass a wealth of nonperishable food storage is hitting me like a truck today

soup for my family

3am insomnia sandwich insomwich 🥪

My mental health, and those of my close friends, are at a low right now with everything happening in our communities in Minnesota. But don't let yourself feel helpless and hopeless. Through community, we have power to make good and great change. Stay informed, stay proactive. Keep your heads up.

Thought I'd post some songs from my Roaring 20s playlist today. I'll make it a thread

Reposting this for no particular reason

it completely fell all the way apart TACO BOWLS

making bootleg crunchwrap supremes for dinner, just straight pirating them wholesale

just put the fucking cocaine back in coca cola. what the fuck do we have to lose at this point?

Quote a gif with a clue of where you're from betcha guys will never guess haha

don't have to fight it anymore because the only place it's streaming right now is fuCKIN HULU AND I DONT HAVE THAT I JUST I JUST WANTED TO WATCH IT AAAAUUUGHGHH It's been a day 😇

chat I just heard a rumor that my job is soon going to be heavily integrated with the ordering ai that shit companies like walm*rt uses I am going to burn down the building

I can fix this

Mob Pyscho 100 - Be a good person.

Fighting the annual urge to rewatch Death Note

guys my wrists are so dry, they hurt so bad 😭

*checking the hour on my tamagotchi like it's an old-timey pocket watch*

face reveal, wrong answers only ✨

Me and my popcorn socks against the world today 🍿

Checked my town's fb page just for funsies Someone posted a picture of a car driving around town with a very obvious hate symbol sticker Comments are all "u mad bro? lolol I have the same sticker lolol looks like my tattoo lololol" I just. Want to go back to when they were afraid. Like. Damn.

I would like to have one (1) hyperfixation right now, as a treat 🥺

The surface climb was the closest I've come to quitting something in Silksong. I didn't realize how close I was every time I rage quit, until I finally finished it. 😊

Got some skyr yogurt in at work and from what I understand, that food is the reason for Skyrim being named Skyrim, right? I wanna try it but it's five bucks for a little thing 😂

So many people have poor spatial awareness and I'm getting to the point where I'm having a weekly crashout about it. And I don't even know why it bothers me so much. It just frays every nerve I have so quickly.