Glad I'm starting to keep track of the ocular migraines I'm having now, because I had one two months ago and then another one just today, and they both lasted exactly 30 minutes 😕

@worldofwelstar.bsky.social I needed this today, thought you might as well 😊 youtu.be/8HqLysSnnlQ

boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I hide in the bathroom with debilitating tummy aches on company time

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

It's that time of year where management randomly freaks out about earbuds 😮‍💨 so until they forget again, I'm not allowed to listen to my cute little podcasts on Mondays 🥺 Smoke one for me today, friends 🍃😔

My federal job having ass watching all the stoners in my state have fun today

I wanna yap about black flag, at one point this series was my whole personality and it's really nostalgic to be playing it again 🥹

Sorry I LIED. Drove home listening to shanties so I think I'm gonna try to boot up AC Black Flag for the first time in probably a decade, maybe longer

The concept of "backlog" has been purged from my brain, I'm going home to play metroid dread 🥺

I like to make playlists when I get the Big Feelings My latest masterpiece-in-the-making is called "songs for when I finally quit my job to become a pirate 🏴‍☠️"

My neck is so cold 🥶 how do people with short hair not wear scarves literally all the time 🥶🥶

donuts for breakfast :3

I've had my hair cut so short, it's never been this short before, I'm so nervous about it 😭

Guys I just found out I've been in the center of some work drama without even knowing it 😂😂😂

damn, this shit is doing ✨numbers✨ with the politics bots

If anyone wants to connect with me outside of bluesky, I'm available exclusively through carrier pigeon only 🐦

Bluesky being shitty and crashing all day made the check engine light in my car turn on, probably 😡

QTP with one of your favorite anime for National Anime Day! Dungeon Meshi 🍞🍞🍞

ruh roh raggy

Oh thank goodness 😭 thought Iost you guys haha

Having to call the dentist for an appointment: bad Having to call the dentist for an appointment and no one picks up so I have to leave a voicemail: screaming, crying, throwing up

"you guys need to be professional" "MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW"

My boss is choosing the weirdest hill to die on, she keeps talking about "the fathers day order" and "when is fathers day getting delivered" and "we need to put up father's day this week" and I keep saying yeah okay to all that, except it's mother's day we're doing which is not the point, but 🧵

Me: "I like this thing" The Internet: "I didn't like that thing, and here's why you shouldn't either." Sorry, but my posts aren't forum discussions for strangers on the merits of my hobbies 🫠

repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 🏳️‍⚧️

@realfollowers.bsky.social 🤖

hey so that trend going around with the comment for the interact more, I wanna interact with all of you more but I'm shy 🫣😊 and I'm also sleepy so goodnight-night 😴

oh boy! two cakes! 😋

Let's get this place HUMID!

QTP with the pokemon that runs your account 👻

Working while listening to sea shanties hits different 🌴

Inventoryyyyyy 🫩

screw my backlog im gonna play the outer worlds :3

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

For the sake of documentation: Today, my boss told me to "only order what fits on the shelves" but then order extra for all this other crap they're planning displays for. I told her all the stuff for displays is already on an order that will be delivered in two weeks...

going to play mtg with strangers at the card shop tonight, wish me luck 😬😬

I knew NOTHING

finally, finally finished marineford 🥹🏴‍☠️

I get the feeling I missed something that happened here... 🤨

The deck sleeves came today 🥰

started the new season of the boys and I don't remember anything they're referencing, been too long, gotta start back at the beginning ig

Oh noooo I waited too long to eat and now the hungry rumblies are nauseous rumblies Human bodies are stupid 🙃

POV me dealing with the state of the world in real time

what if I'm wasting my life 🫪

Moon pixel art with the NES color palette ✨