I faked my way through Frankenstein back in AP English, I should go back and actually read it one of these days 😢

I don't want to be at work I want to be at home in a blanket burrito watching one piece 😠

My favorite cryptid is mothman but I identify more with the werewolf The whole "losing my entire shit once every month" thing is very hashtag relatable

Why can't it be COLD outside why am I still HOT all the time it's NOVEMBER I HATE THE DESERT

To top off today, I just fell for an AI video of a cat. I showed it to my husband and he's like "you know that's AI, right?" I did not know. I wonder how many others I was not able to clock. Either way, now I have to banish myself from society and live in a cave or smth idk

bruh no way they're giving me jury duty ✨FOUR DAYS✨ after I'm getting furloughed 😇

Acorn hat [ #art #oc #watercolor ]

these mudkips can be posted on their own #pokemon

Shiny babby I just befriended 🥹 [Fun fact about me, emerald was my first pokemon game and Mudkip was always my starter. I didn't really understand type matchups at first so Brendan was always kicking my trash and I didn't know why and also developed a fear of the Treecko line because of it 😇]

literally me

Got a notification yesterday from google saying that they've "fixed my settings" for my spam email account because they couldn't verify the user's age 🙃 now this 🫠 I wish these companies would just come right out and say they're censoring stuff instead of this infantilism

I had the *worst* headache of my life last night, like the only thought I could even think was "evil pain evil pain" over and over 😂😭 I feel a lot better today though, almost lighter even, so bright side? 😇

follow/unfollow spam = ✨𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭✨

NEW METROID PRIME 4 TRAILER JUST DROPPED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #OperationMetroidPrime4 shinesparkers.net/metroid-prim...

Started playing Echoes of Wisdom finally and I really like it so far 😊

If you don’t think poor people deserve to eat then go ahead and fucking block me🩵☺️

dAyLiGhT sAviNgS TiMe 🌞

To all my Californians remember to vote yes on Prop 50

Today I'm thankful for the extra hour I got to sleep in Spring daylight savings 😡👎 Fall daylight savings 🥰👍

Took some cough syrup before bed last night and in my sleepy haze, I must have taken off my fitbit for some reason and now I don't get to catch any more halloween pokemon on Sleep :(

New sticker for the Emotional Support Water Bottle

Ah, I'm not crashing out, I was just hungry 😇

*turkey noises* 🦃

Well, time to get started curating the work Christmas playlist so I don't hear Mariah Carey three times every shift and start slowly losing my sense of self

So it turns out wearing a fluffy hoodie to work will make one overheat 🥵 I think I'll hang out in the Ice Kingdom (dairy cooler) today 🥶

Some spooky visitors on Pokemon Sleep this morning 🎃👻 (also I hope the Zubat line is the next Halloween event pokemon, my heart belongs to Crobat 🦇✨)

Happy Halloween! RT to bless a timeline with a Samus pumpkin (2025 edition). #OperationMetroidPrime4

Unless you're able and willing to do something to actually *help* a person in situations like these? And I do mean genuinely help, not "call the authorities and delude yourself into thinking the cops will improve that person's life", then practice the mantra of That's Not My Business.

I don't have a costume tomorrow... But I DO have an oversized fluffy BMO hoodie....

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

welp 🥲 got embarrassed at work so now I'm letting it ruin my whole day 🥲

I haven't seen anyone stealing food

As someone who depends on SNAP, I wanter to give some tips to those of you who are also not getting your cards refilled next month. A thread 🧵 (And if you don't depend on SNAP, many of these tips can help you reduce your food costs since its expensive out there rn)

Did pottery painting with my mom and sisters today. Mine is a spider with candy corn legs :3

It doesn't matter how good of a mood I'm in, if a customer utters the phrase "they did it for me last time," I WILL go feral

Repost with you and your significant other (not really)

literally forcing myself to be in a spooky scary halloween mood this week

Team Aqua for LIFE

“i hope this email finds you well” how the email finds me:

gamestop in the news again? I wonder what quirky shenanigans they're up t--

I thieved this from r*ddit

'I don't owe anyone anything'. WRONG. You do owe people basic decency and consideration, actually. This hyper-individualistic attitude is rotting away society and making life miserable. I hate hearing people regurgitate that fucking line.

brb gonna go do some worldbuilding for landmasses inspired by the shapes in my chipped nail polish 💅✨

QTP with the flag of your country 🫡

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?