7 inches of snow….

catch y’all on the flip flop, don’t let your meat loaf

forgot to mention i had to perform surgery on a joint last night

good morning friends ❤️✨

IT WILL HAPPEN SOON 🙂‍↕️

wildest gift of the year; a foldable sickle

just a reminder the 3 wise men in one area is highly unlikely

to my chosen family; i love you all so very much and thank you for bringing so much holiday cheer into my life. happy holidays everyone ❤️🤍

merry christmas everyone ❤️✨

bless the holidays i just got stuffed clams for free 🥹

my coworker came by got a coffee and then decided to cut off pop punk christmas for weezer

y’all ever fuck around and not do shit, just chilling on the couch sloppy style

happy heavenly birthday alex 🤍🎉 rock the heavens extra hard today

sometimes self care is telling people to fuck off

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you don’t need planet fitness when you have beat saber

good morning fuck capitalism

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goatse sky

got my hands on the holy grail (a quesarito from taco bell)

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Jake Paul and Andrew Tate going down is the Christmas miracle we needed

listening to emo music at 14 years old: omg these guys understand me and my pain listening to the same emo music at 30 years old, the same age as the band when they originally made the song: (i’m behind on my rent and my girlfriend is mad at me) oh, now i get it.

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Not at all surprised! They also created a photoshopped picture to try and show Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, and Diana Ross at the compound. Yet, it's a photo taken at a fundraiser - and the photo is 100% publicly available lol. Falsifying federal records, that's felony #35!

are we surprised at this point

#horror #memes

guys me and my boyfriend got the bob ross chia pet 🥹

wagon wheel watussy

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made the most bomb ass honey mustard of my life 🥹

y’all remember def jam vendetta?

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every time i wear a beanie i look like edd from ed edd and eddy

“well i chat gbtd it” let me just shoot myself rq

well today my boss officially learned to not fuck with me and have others try to talk shit about mine and my bf’s health.

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if you know me irl and you “found me” on here, please let me know so i can block you immediately.

thicken oodle oup for the oul

girl who is craving a giant soft pretzel rn

fuck it we all should go back to pigeon carrying to get our posts across

WHAT THE FUCK ANGELINA JOLIE IS IN MY TOWN WHATT

a reminder that die hard is not a christmas movie

friendly reminder if you are sick STAY THE FUCK HOME

Two things that don't get old: 1. Charlie Kirk jokes 2. Charlie Kirk

fuck the flu and fuck the people who gave it to me 😭

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

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