finally got everything i need to spend the next 5 days with the bestest of friends 🥹

happy metalhead day sponsored by boundaries and motionless in white

am i crying over the all stars finale? oh of course i am MY BABIES IN THE FINALE OMG 😭😭😭

you betta dance u homosexual

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first bar shift alone went so smoothly thank fuck

are we in the fallout™️ timeline?

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oh we bombed tonight because i forgot half the shit 🥲🥲🥲 thankfully everyone was still supportive

crossfade at the open mic night

i miss my mother (my gay best friend who used to be my coworker)

the content i have in my head for this open mic night is gonna be gold i feel

the sky is hotboxed once again

non binary'r? i hardly know her! i mean them

making waffles in 80 degree heat is something i don’t wish on anybody

help i never updated my age and it’s been almost a month since my birthday 🥲

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i just got the prettiest fucking album in the mail today 🥹

gooner accounts stop using my pictures to bust; impossible edition

one more week until i get to hop on a train, then hop on a bus, then hop state from state until i hop into my friends arms🥹

feelin like a tide pod✨

I am so sick of hearing Katy Perry say how it’s a woman’s world while she was actively working with a predator. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WEIRDO!!!!

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i’m lowkey excited and highkey scared over how my hair comes out this time

“i say we, you’re british now” ~ @mrpolonog.bsky.social

all my homies say FUCK ICE

shirley.temple.hard.cider

time for a hair refresh

happy non binary awareness week. 💛🤍💜🖤 the old forest has never asked every soul to grow the same. the wild honors every true spirit. may your path be gentle, your heart be seen, and your light wander freely beneath ancient boughs 💚

i know this is a few days late, but the fact that everyone is saying fuck you mcgregor now instead of when he beat and sexually assaulted numerous women proves that you don’t care about the victims or women as a whole.

trans ppl i love you i will wield my sword in your honor until the day i die

THIS IS URGENT AND MUST BE MET TODAY. even better if exceeded because this is the cheapest place Adrian has found and the longer he’s able to keep it the better!!!! please help!!!

food? cooked maya? hopefully happy with the food made for her team coffee? secured rest of the day? MF OFFFF

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[me to satan] HE WAS ONLY 71 YOU SICK FUCK

anyways me and my coworker are cooking for a movie shoot that stars maya hawke 🫪

bro why in the fuck does my job never want to release me

that one rapist couldn't fight because of his leg, lindsay graham dead, local racist was fired from her job we really just can't stop winning rn

hot girls cuss in the same way hot girls don't cuss hot girls just live however they want to in life

this girl/gays trip is gonna be so worth it after the hell I’ve experienced at work 🥲

did anyone do this yet

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good week in politics: -platner forced to drop out of the race -maine supreme court ruled that the proposed transgender sports referendum will not be on the november ballot (giant win for trans kiddos in maine) -lindsey graham fucking died

nonstop cooked for deadass 8 hours straight

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bro why in the fuck is every single business on my street taking their vacation on the SAME FUCKING WEEK

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sorry i forgot i love the world and i love people and bugs and love and grass and trees and life and dancing and joy for a minute it won’t happen again

i also now have a signature cocktail 🥹