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Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19): NYT: 5 of 58 WashPost: 1 of 43 WSJ: 0 of 40 AP: 0 of 26 CNN Wire: 0 of 18 NY Post: 0 of 17 Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4 LA Times: 0 of 4 Boston Globe: 0 of 2

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

In 2 weeks....

I blame Reagan for everything.

WTF guys. Really. What happened to us?

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You know who else lashes out? Toddlers

Democrats should seriously consider a national ad campaign with clips of Republicans refusing to do their jobs, demanding they repay their congressional salaries.

This thread about the Pentagon/Pope beef is 💯

be the corgi you want to see in the world

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

*angrily waving at the moon to move*

I talked to The Times for a little profile of yours truly. Check it out:

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Trump uses the phrase "like no one has ever seen before" like no one has ever seen before

Rolled in the TV into class to watch Challenger. Rolled it back out and just continued with math class like it was a regular day. I have never watched a live manned launch since. #challengertrauma #artemis

I think we should offer Trump exactly as much grace as he offers everyone else

Joe Kent, the director of the National Counterterrorism Center, resigns over Iran war. x.com/joekent16jan...

almost literally Trump tonight

If by playing chess, you mean picking up the chess board and dumping all of the pieces off.

If it’s true that the United States bombed an elementary school and killed scores of children it is an unfathomable crime. I have never been more disgusted to be an American.

Just thinking about what we could do with a billion dollars a day that doesn’t include bombing people.

We just got a full restock of the NOPE stickers! What a perfect time for them. (Why is it always a perfect time for them.) http://thebrokencirc...

Go back to bed, it's all still shit.

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner

First Venezuela, then Iran, and there's rumbling about Cuba. When will Democrats learn their lesson and stop talking about the Epstein files?

The great unifier bsky.app/profile/nytp...

It's funny that TCM is airing Gaslight at the same time as the State of the Union

10,000 people for months at a time. It's a concentration camp. www.kjzz.org/the-show/202...

Yes you fucking can.

They're crying, their coaches are crying, I'm crying, WE'RE ALL CRYING!!! That was so beautiful! #Olympics

Shaped entire generations

My dogs have been judging me all this time.

Imagine being the most powerful person in the world and spending your Sunday night furious that people are having fun in a language you don’t speak.

Death knows I never age but every time I google a slang term he slides one bead over.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

God doesn't do enough smiting these days.

I love the dictionary

The local high school planned a walk out today, organized by students. Last night threats were made against the school and the organizer of the walk out (high school student) cancelled the walk out. Big police presence at the school today.

What could go wrong Trump administration secretly loosens nuclear safety rules www.npr.org/2026/01/28/n...

“I just checked—it turns out that Art. II, Sec. 1 of the Constitution of the United States does *not* say ‘The executive Power shall be vested in a bunch of sociopaths who think they can do whatever the f*ck they want and make sh*t up as they go along.’” — George Conway

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

Economies are founded on research and innovation. Cut this and you cut your stream of talent. This will cripple the US' economy in a decade or so.

How big is Greenland? Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.