this is a fake report by scammers and grifters and it stinks of victim blaming, with exactly ZERO scientific evidence to back it they should be run out of print for this shit

this same basic logic caused the OceanGate disaster

Government: we don't have to do anything for you, and we will strive to do less Press: Have problems? It's actually 80% your fault

AI is evil. If you need an infographic here is one a friend of a friend made. Else here is a thread serving as a collection of data for why we shouldn’t be using AI.

new D&D breeding kink just dropped

The only three things missing from Rededicate 250 were Christians, Jesus, and the Constitution.

My secret to remaining humble is that I am equally bad at everything

the corporate party losers are def not sending us their best

“If I use Gmail to compose emails, print them and take them to the post office, isn’t it unfair that people who just press ‘send’ don’t have to buy stamps?”

Who the fuck is asking for this? The whole point of fast food places is standardization. You order from a taco bell and you know what you're getting. Why would you want the fucking menu to change to some random shit when you pull up?

in literal terms its what if you had a choice between a lady who fights against nazis and a guy who hangs out with them cracking jokes when he thinks people out West aren't looking

If you're a PA Dem and voting in today's primary, you probably noticed that @governor.pa.gov is playing dirty making sure his was the only name on the ballot. Feel free to send him a message by voting instead for a write-in named "No Data Centers". That's what he gets for selling us all out.

'It's Time to Tear Down The Golden Idol of White Christian Nationalism' johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/its-time-t...

"You ain't shit ya cunt" My accent may not be correct here

What is the Scottish word for schadenfreude?

I hope she's inconsolable

is it me, or did that new Epstein note read like it was written by Donnie

(brakes screeching) wait there's a flower that actually smells LIKE CHOCOLATE?

He keeps killing, disappearing, and torturing us. Aside from the blatant corruption and millions he will have killed from USAID cuts, none of which were instead spent on Americans in need as "promised". He gets what he gives and will until he dies, because he is incapable of any decency.

The Iranian schoolgirl, the cancer patient whose clinical trial was cancelled, the African AIDS patient who can't get treatment anymore — none of these are "real" to our media elites. Can't imagine themselves in that situation or visualize it. But "panic at the fancy gala!" on the other hand,

In exchange for giving up qualified immunity, donating that “first” 100k to malpractice insurance and opening up their pension funds to pay out tort claims. Sure.

Good. I’m so glad you didn’t go. @notjustadrummer.bsky.social ⬇️

I don't know how @theonion.com stays in business.

Kodak moment

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This tracks because being an unqualified alcoholic dipshit clearly is not enough to get you fired from this administration

the "Power Plant Day" LEGO video made fun of this so perfectly too

And this administration hid it until now. Also, our troops are being starved right this very minute, because this administration cannot do supply lines. Literally starved. The very basics of fighting a war. Napoleon knew this. NAPOLEON. So very cool.

this is the most pathetic bleach job in a headline I've seen in decades, from a table of cowards who've ironically bastardized both "freedom" and "writers" for their nom de plume

Evergreen quote for everyone everywhere these days

When the polycue goes all out for the local Ren Faire

JD Vance when he mansplains Catholicism to the pope

Michael Scott ass convert

They treat being born again like a clean slate for all the shitty things they’ve done in the past, instead of just being a better person in general.

a blizzard of whistleblowers all because of one overhyped snowflake freaking out is 👨‍🍳💋

ACAB obviously applies here, but it's still extremely funny to me that even the most badge-brained supercops are offended by this shithead failson making them look even worse

Yeah, “strive to lead a life that doesn’t have all your coworkers itching to narc on you” is solid advice.

The funniest thing in cases like this is when it's a *different* set of people leaking in each wave because *so many* different people are pissed off

USPS typically raises shipping costs in January each year. This mid-year increase wouldn't be happening without rising fuel prices driven by Trump's war in Iran. Enjoy paying $26 shipping for a coffee mug or dog food or whatever.

As someone close to his age, everyone from 7/8/9th grade who looked like that grew up to be an absolute prick

NATO has only invoked Article 5 once, and it was come to the aid of the U.S. after 9/11. Two decades later, the U.S. president has repeatedly threatened the sovereignty of NATO members. We are the assholes, here.

With so much awful news, here is something to brighten your day:

democrats: we need a rogan of the left multiple people that fit such a description: [exists] democrats: not like that. they need to be polite and respectful

According to the Republican Party, there are two types of elections in the United States: fair elections they win, and rigged elections they lose.

the guys you see on the magazine covers talking shit about masculinity and swingin swords like dipshits are usually the same guys who'd get their clocks cleaned by a teenage girl with one summer's training and a hearty breakfast

I really needed to see this thing I just saw on Tumblr: Write it badly or it'll never be written Write it badly or it'll never be written Write it badly or it'll never be written Write it badly or it'll never be written Write it badly or it'll never be written

Biden didn't even reverse Trump 1.0 policy and Dems didn't even codify Roe or the ERA when they had power yet every day I have blue wave liberals screeching at me for refusing to vote for people in sham elections who have aleady publicly stated they will destroy my life