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A mediocre, alcoholic attorney, but no I’m not a bot
Been struggling through a cold the last few days and my self-prescribed double scotch is the only thing that’s made my throat not feel like it got rfk jr’d
about 20 hours ago
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Springsteen: Delivery me from America
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5 days ago
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This evil dummy had a movie made about how she got sexually harassed at Fox News in between her episodes of 60 Minutes Hate
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skáld
5 days ago
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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SLAM JOHNSON
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Not a bad record shop haul today
7 days ago
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PAGING DOCTOR DUMB ASSHOLE
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7 days ago
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If you care to know how I’m doing, I think I just pulled a titty muscle wiping my butt
7 days ago
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Lupita Nihongo
8 days ago
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
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Walked down the street to see the northern lights, all I saw were all the planes lined up to land at Logan and now I’m freezing
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Good Boy
9 days ago
Ohhhh my god lol
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Satan
15 days ago
I told dick cheny the sybian was too strong but he wouldnt listen
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Jesse Hawken
15 days ago
Bill Ackman right now
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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer
15 days ago
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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[Rumsfeld welcoming Cheney to hell] “AAAHHHGGG THE FIRE AAAAAARERRHJGHH ENDLESS SUFFERING AND PAIN AAAARRRGGHHHJ!!!”
15 days ago
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We regret to inform you the bonobo is racist
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18 days ago
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19 days ago
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Shout out to the true Count Dracula
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19 days ago
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What it’s like waking up every day
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The man with a brain melting possibly in part due to a generation of radiation from atomic/nuclear testing is jealous of microplastics
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21 days ago
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21 days ago
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Bring on Beta Band
21 days ago
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Once upon a time people like this were passing a tray for pennies in a tent outside of town yelling about the devil and holding snakes
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22 days ago
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It shouldn’t be hard to connect the dots between a bunch of white goons in jeans, body armor, and a beard/Oakley combo pointing a riffle at a car full of innocent normal people in Baghdad or Kabul for 20 years and then see the same thing in an working class Chicago or DC neighborhood
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bort
23 days ago
managed to snag the olivia reingold video before she deleted
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RiotGrlErin
26 days ago
what the right panel of the garden of earthly delights looks like in my brain:
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Laying in bed and I think my partner just hit the turntable while reading an article on Aldi deals
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No Context Achewood
about 1 month ago
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Just saw the Irish Jeffrey Tambor and I will not be taking questions
about 1 month ago
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Love to see a 50 something dude in a button down trying to suck the soul out his vape without security seeing buy the spotlight is on him
about 1 month ago
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I’m just a 48 year old man, solo at Dead cover band show, who just realized I should have only had 50 to 60% of the edible I had when left the house
about 1 month ago
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Define “Perfect Ending”?
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about 1 month ago
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William Shakespeare
about 1 month ago
As for the Duke of York, this late complaint Will make but little for his benefit.
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Bill Clinton has been named the new Duke of york
about 1 month ago
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Jacobin
about 1 month ago
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
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In the legal world, this is called whippin’ it out and grinning
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about 1 month ago
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Alito, Thomas, and Roberts will somehow get this on the shadow docket to issue an injunction against the pope
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about 1 month ago
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We’re going to need these after the Butlerian Jihad
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about 1 month ago
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The AI uses Mel Gibson’s voice to scream antisemitic stuff at passing drivers
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about 1 month ago
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Sounds fucking rad Mikey
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about 1 month ago
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Return of the Cmonmacques
about 1 month ago
Me on shark tank visibly drunk: "it's called breakfast tap dancing"
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Worried personal submarines are too expensive to rid us of tech oligarchs? We’ll take a look at the new volonaut splatter bike!
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about 1 month ago
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Fuckin guy pulling a Don Rickles roast act about exploadin’ neck Chuck
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Rob DenBleyker
about 1 month ago
we're about to enter a Golden Age of emotionally cheating on your spouse with jar jar binks
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Ol’ Ahab was a dirty birdy
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about 1 month ago
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Give it to Obama again, he’d stroke right the fuck out
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about 1 month ago
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I’m going to walk into the surf and you won’t be seeing me again
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about 2 months ago
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Like how are these guys in charge of anything
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about 2 months ago
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