We are the Death Star and any candidate who doesn’t say that on a tv show should get primaried

Not all but many of these tags are often perverts and therefore the best partners

Wild that until ww2 the #1 killer in war was pooping yourself

Well you can see from my resume AAABARHGAHJJHAH

I read this and said FUCK so loud I scared the dog

Scythian 55 year old Anthony Kiedis and his 18 year old girlfriend

Now watching: Raw Deal, a Schwarzenegger classic I think my father took me to see when I was like 9 and even then I knew it sucked

Jeffries and Schumer have issued a joint statement condemning this sort of unproductive and divisive language which does nothing to reach a sensible, bipartisan answer

You were moved to do this by pride and by hate. Is it any wonder the result was ruin?

I can't believe calling him Drumpf hasn't worked yet

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZwu... here is the bit for people who are unfamiliar btw

Ever since the fall of the ussr there are people in government (and their kids) who have spent the last 4 decades trying to relitigate the Latin American anti-colonial resistance against operation condor and now the dumbest people ever have grabbed the torch

If there is some symbolic vote about Venezuela, Greenland, Canada, etc. a terrifying number of Dems will vote for it out of fear of being accused of not ‘supporting the troops’ or out of fear of their corporate sponsors who stand to make a lot of blood money off of the New American Colonialism

I feel much better now after reading the many, many strongly worded objections to yet another violation of international law and the dissolution of congress and, frankly outright terrorism, and the full throated praise for our amazing troops, who proudly commit these acts

‘This guy is a serious asshole’ is the best line from Robocop

Pub lunch? Pub lunch.

Drinking Veuve and eating Pringles and listening to dark side of the moon and dancing with my lady in the kitchen we are luckier than we know

real life Tracey Jordan

Roses are red Charlie Kirk lost his life Knocked of by JD So he could go fuck his wife

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

ME: (sobbing, clutching a pistol) Both of you just shut up! Tell me something only the real Santa would know! SANTA: In March you took a shit in a public bathroom so horrific it made a janitor quit on the spot. OTHER SANTA: Is that true? Me: Yes OTHER SANTA: Jesus Christ. Fuck, man

aliens invading earth because that tesla elon shot into space ran over a kid

my Beck, my Zach, my Busey, and my Brak

Any dem that doesn’t run on abolishing ice should get [redacted]

a poor pegging lubber

As an objective New England born and raised loser, I’ve watched 16 minutes of HIM and this is tom Brady in art form

Watching Dangerous Liaisons for the first time since I was a teen and advancing how I understand: guillotine

Peacock’s first suggestion to me of ‘because you watched bugonia’ with the 2013 hit sharknado is peak algorithm

It asks more questions then it answers, yes?

This is basically a cheaper ChatGPT therapist for boomers

What am I doing?! What the shit you think I’m doing, making avgolemono!

Meanwhile on x the everything app

I described the Pop Tart Bowl to my partner and the ritual sacrifice of the pop tart mascot and subsequent consumption by the winning team and she absolutely though I made the whole thing up

I feel like this is a fair representation of the current world of ‘tech’

The frivolity has finally caught up with me

They’re calling it the poop to end all poops

Who else dropped a gross Christmas candle and ruin you weekend?

I get dragged to midnight mass by my partner and her mom, but I treat it like a learning opportunity so tonight I read the entire book of revelations next to a kid dressed like a camel

I just threw my Christmas tree n the front lawn

So I have the cover story in next month's TNR. I interviewed the heads of police groups; immigration defense attorneys, ex-judges and ex-prosecutors; former DOJ and DHS officials, and the former head of Border Patrol. They're all horrified at what we've seen, and they all fear what's coming.

Went to my barber for the first time since he had a stroke and now I look like Ellen Ripley

when JD vance rubs her butt hole with his thumb for the first time

Holding my nephews heads to the speaker while I hit repeat youtu.be/liRd9pjSBDA?...

All I know is you’re all jar jar-obsessive perverts

Future USSetc Baron

So on I went.

One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.