Been struggling through a cold the last few days and my self-prescribed double scotch is the only thing that’s made my throat not feel like it got rfk jr’d

Springsteen: Delivery me from America

This evil dummy had a movie made about how she got sexually harassed at Fox News in between her episodes of 60 Minutes Hate

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

Not a bad record shop haul today

PAGING DOCTOR DUMB ASSHOLE

If you care to know how I’m doing, I think I just pulled a titty muscle wiping my butt

Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

Walked down the street to see the northern lights, all I saw were all the planes lined up to land at Logan and now I’m freezing

Ohhhh my god lol

I told dick cheny the sybian was too strong but he wouldnt listen

Bill Ackman right now

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

[Rumsfeld welcoming Cheney to hell] “AAAHHHGGG THE FIRE AAAAAARERRHJGHH ENDLESS SUFFERING AND PAIN AAAARRRGGHHHJ!!!”

We regret to inform you the bonobo is racist

Shout out to the true Count Dracula

What it’s like waking up every day

The man with a brain melting possibly in part due to a generation of radiation from atomic/nuclear testing is jealous of microplastics

Bring on Beta Band

Once upon a time people like this were passing a tray for pennies in a tent outside of town yelling about the devil and holding snakes

It shouldn’t be hard to connect the dots between a bunch of white goons in jeans, body armor, and a beard/Oakley combo pointing a riffle at a car full of innocent normal people in Baghdad or Kabul for 20 years and then see the same thing in an working class Chicago or DC neighborhood

managed to snag the olivia reingold video before she deleted

what the right panel of the garden of earthly delights looks like in my brain:

Laying in bed and I think my partner just hit the turntable while reading an article on Aldi deals

Just saw the Irish Jeffrey Tambor and I will not be taking questions

Love to see a 50 something dude in a button down trying to suck the soul out his vape without security seeing buy the spotlight is on him

I’m just a 48 year old man, solo at Dead cover band show, who just realized I should have only had 50 to 60% of the edible I had when left the house

Define “Perfect Ending”?

As for the Duke of York, this late complaint Will make but little for his benefit.

Bill Clinton has been named the new Duke of york

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

In the legal world, this is called whippin’ it out and grinning

Alito, Thomas, and Roberts will somehow get this on the shadow docket to issue an injunction against the pope

We’re going to need these after the Butlerian Jihad

The AI uses Mel Gibson’s voice to scream antisemitic stuff at passing drivers

Sounds fucking rad Mikey

Me on shark tank visibly drunk: "it's called breakfast tap dancing"

Worried personal submarines are too expensive to rid us of tech oligarchs? We’ll take a look at the new volonaut splatter bike!

Fuckin guy pulling a Don Rickles roast act about exploadin’ neck Chuck

we're about to enter a Golden Age of emotionally cheating on your spouse with jar jar binks

Ol’ Ahab was a dirty birdy

Give it to Obama again, he’d stroke right the fuck out

I’m going to walk into the surf and you won’t be seeing me again

Like how are these guys in charge of anything