Just took my great grandfathers cloth bombing map with his handwritten notes of Belgium from WWI out of the cabinet and nodded at it, solemnly

Can’t wait until USA rugby doesn’t qualify for the World Cup they’re hosting in 5 years

pausa de hidratación

One of the OG military industrial complex that blew up that girls school and a bunch of other innocent nonwhite people for decades brings you a celebration of our enduring freedom, also brought to by some trump shitcoin and legal gambling on people dying, let us all bow our heads

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

Legal troubles you say?

Another chapter in the Dudes Rock book

This is based on my poem "Awoooo Goes the Werewolf" which I debuted on my facebook back in 2011. Rob seems to have taken a few liberties but it does have the overall werewolf tone I was going for.

I hate this more than cancer and Florida

250 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns

The Democratic Party has finally found their own Joe Rogan

Got high and started watching Gettysburg and now I’ve descended a Wikipedia hole so deep, of so many branches, that I fear I may never return

Larry is just most of us on most days at work

it's like a thomas kinkaid print marrying a boondock saints poster. you're ubiquitous, not interesting

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

New ink

This World Cup we're being out-fanned on every level

Okay I looked it up. “dickbutt” is a bigoted slur against Jewish folks.

Male loneliness is real and I wish people would acknowledge it

My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭

He’s gonna drop a nuke on the algae

This is my favorite documentary youtu.be/8XtVm8z28e4?...

My father attempted to throw me off a roof more than once for less

Ok I’m gonna watch this, champagne has been chilling in the fridge for a while, and it’s the good stuff

I hope every time Mexico wins that Merlin gets a special treat like a blooming onion or he can watch Robocop uncensored

Eggers needs to keep up this wonderful working relationship with Dafoe

Due to the Monday Dread and two or three bee stings on my ankle which made my foot looks like this, Monday brought to you by: caffeine, nicotine, Zoloft, Benadryl, Zyrtec, Pepcid, advil, 20mg CBD, 0.5mg THC

Mamdami has to find a position in his admin for this guy just to do stuff like this to trigger the NY Post readers

I’m guessing 1915 spring training involved a bar fight 4 out of 7 nights a week and a lot of pre-penicillin discomfort

Welcome to the Great American State Fair

Dredd (2012)

It cannot be this weak and writhled shrimp Should strike such terror to his enemies.

So men can’t have hobbies?

Hmmm

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

Sons of bitches are stealing my potential clients

You have to think guys like Cruz and Cotton have laid in bed at night thinking they could do the show trials better than McCarthy

The people who would order this are the same people who have never left their county, forget about the country

Alternate reality where grammar gets fragged by his platoon and John Lithgow gets cast as Frasier

2032 Silicon Valley party presidential candidate, Arena, with its VP, Eugenics Robot

Giant seagull tried to eat the chicken straight off the grill and I had a vision of having to go to the ER and explain getting in a Donnybrook with a bird

Sounds rad

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

Coffee isn’t enough this morning, I need someone to zap me with a car battery Lethal Weapon-style

Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂

39 liter hat