Quit. Slapping. The possibly concussed QB. On. The. Head.

repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself

You know what he’s right it is a shitty musical

Me: I'm feeling a bit out of shape and not where I want to be physically, I should make it a goal to start eating better Also me: FUNNEL CAAAAAAAKE

spent half the last inning laughing at the budweiser crown being over the pitchers head every pitch

Shut it down for the night yall. “Yakety JAX” wins bluesky

Yakety JAX

No AFC or NFC South team lost this week.

(back to back timeouts)

how your email finds me

*warms up the Benny Hill music*

PURE DUVAL

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

I'm not saying tonight's FCAD will be an all-timer, but we just had a guy from Vandy call in referring to their next game as a get-right game. Vandy's next opponent is LSU

You can call me someone who drinks a pot of coffee every morning, but I think of myself as more of an

The language of non-consent around AI is really telling. "It's too late to be scared." "It's here whether we want it or not." "You'll have to learn to work with it." "You can't fight the inevitable." All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.

We are losing something by having newsrooms where everyone who has more than a few years’ experience has gotten fired. I don’t fault a young writer for not knowing about things that happened before she was born. But now there are no editors to help give context to these stories, either.

they’re forming a bike buttallion

Jane Goodall was my first childhood hero, as I loved animals as a kid and was inspired by her story. I still remember the National Geographic specials about her. RIP.

Packers: We want Micah Parsons Cowboys: ok no problem, you give us Kenny Clark and two first-rounders, deal? Packers: one more thing Cowboys: sure Packers: you need to tell us your secrets on how to manage late-game clock and snap scenarios Cowboys: 😀

ultra rare sincere horns down

Get. Off. Twitter.

where are my manners

Billy Bowman Jr. just tackled Ray-Ray McCloud

This right here.

Go Falcons

Tyler Allgeier runs like he's in trouble but he's still trying to be quiet

on the electoral side of things, this is why you need a loud opposition party saying they reject this and will not stand for it. that this country should be safe for people from korea as new immigrants but also for longstanding korean americans.

This is *incredibly* stupid. Piss off your entire customer base, you colossal idiots

Draft Punt

This story feels like it’s going to have huge repercussions

don't hate on an innovator

fitting that it's on NBC

Whoever is on the xylophone for NDs band be playing loud as hell

If we don't do something they can easily leverage, they'll make something up, lie and say we did, or weaponize something that has nothing to do with us. That's why the respectability policing—and thinking that if everyone moves and talks just so, they won't be able to escalate—is magical thinking.

Some conservatives are saying that Kilmeade’s “Just kill them” comment is less horrifying when you see it in context. So here’s a longer clip, where you hear almost 4 minutes of Fox couch banter before he says it. And, uh, it’s not much better. At all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSPa...

We gotta get Sisyphus out of the lineup

yeaaaahhhhhhhh

they're the best at this and second place ain't close

Now that I’ve stopped screaming and throwing myself around this bar: dawgs win baby never in doubt

never in doubt *vomits, passes out*

kings

D A W G S

As the great Bob Costas once quipped on an Olympic broadcast, it’s like a competition to see who can whisper the loudest.

looks like the Big 12 added the conference logo to their referee's hats. just so you can be 100% sure who you're supposed to be mad at

The mortgage fraud claim against Lisa Cook is false, per documents obtained by Reuters. Bill Pulte's accusation, the sole pretext Trump used to fire her from the Fed, was that she claimed two homes as primary residence. These docs show she did not. www.reuters.com/world/us/fed...

We Remain Adrift in an Ocean of Lies – 30 Hours After the Charlie Kirk Shooting talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/we-re...