You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence The LLM: You can eat that rock

Some Like It Thot

me discovering that my latest grift is being targeted by the menswear guy

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

shut down openai and put their executives in prison. they're offering a product that they know cannot be made safe

PEOPLE OF BLUESKY: A SECOND LIDO HAS BEEN DISCOVERED. I REPEAT: A SECOND LIDO HAS BEEN DISCOVERED. PLEASE REMAIN CALM DURING THIS TUMULTUOUS TIME

My companion piece explains the film’s context: USAID’s dismantling is estimated to have already killed 600,000 people, ⅔ of them children. Officials simply deny any harm, while halting data monitoring and firing inspectors general who’d have documented it. 2/ www.impactcounter.com/dashboard?vi...

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

it may be selective memory on my end, but it sure seems like rich sociopaths are getting more brazen every day about simply pretending that laws don't exist also I know it's probably Woke but it would be very nice if a single person charged with enforcing the laws in question did their fucking job

I see it's time for another round of "not very bright, running cover for power, or libertarian?"

lol this explains why she's been pretending to be slightly less cruel & insane lately

"The future offers us little hope for those who expect that our new mechanical slaves will offer us a world in which we may rest from thinking. Help us they may, but at the cost of supreme demands upon our honesty and our intelligence.” ~Norbert Wiener, God and Golem (1964)

it seems probable that fester addams is immortal. he cannot die and is doomed to walk the earth forever

From the top rope

think I'll start a thread of bullshit predictions by fascists & racists in the wake of mamdani's election. it's important to remember who they are & what they said so that when none of it happens we can shove it in their faces forever anyway here's john rocker being john rocker like always

I like that republicans keep calling mamdani a “literal communist” because they’ve been calling everyone to the left of william mckinley a communist for a hundred years and they need to distinguish

if the predators that come to earth to hunt are the equivalent of douchebag dentists on safari, that means a hell of a lot of predators watch the movies* with their head in their hands, embarrassed for their entire planet. "THIS ISN'T WHO WE ARE," they complain *=documentaries

boy, jessica ramos really stopped using this account the moment she set her career on fire by selling out to cuomo, didn't she I'd like to take a moment here to point out: lol

I feel like drake's only alternative to eating shit for the rest of his life is probably either going into some kind of thousand year hypersleep or escaping to space

I am announcing a class action lawsuit against everyone who enjoyed the little contrarian high of posting "actually Kim Kardashian is really smart...and is becoming a lawyer" for ten years. I can't wait to be rich

federal grants are now allowed if and only if they include copious references to dei

two weeks ago you couldn't trap ice agents, because of Woke. today zohran ordered us to drop huge nets, dig pits, and lay out lassos such that, when stepped in, they will loop around an ankle and hoist a person into the air. soon all of ice and dhs will be sitting in cages made from tree limbs

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

I've got a few mutuals who still use twitter. they should absolutely get the fuck off of there immediately and permanently

laura loomer trying to keep trump's spirits up by blowing harder than she's ever blown before

next we fire everyone who isn't Woke

Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June. It’s louder & clearer tonight.

now that our socialist god has won the first thing we're doing is transing all of our enemies in allah's name

New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻

god it's so fucking good to see some straight up hating rather than the typical fake "we appreciate that he ran an honorable campaign and thanks him for his years of service." so glad cuomo got the middle finger he so richly deserved

my sources are reporting eve fartlow

hearing that in the spirit of the evening, this year's world series title has been retroactively awarded to the toronto blue jays

Relieved that voters resoundingly rejected this fascist bullshit. Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear. Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.

Bluesky rn

some good hating tonight, from lots of sources. zohran taking it directly to trump is the latest but one of the most fun imo

there are basically not enough republican voters to create enough safe seats to withstand the kind of wave that, for example, turned virginia into a democratic supermajority state for the first time in the modern era of its politics

i don’t like him, but, man, turning down $10M in favor of haterdom is an all-time, world-class, heavyweight champion hater move

alright SHUT UP you morons zohran is talking

I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.

thinking about her

hearing that twitter is an echo chamber for extremists. bluesky is where to engage with the people actually shaping our politics

If you're an American politician and you view it as one of your primary jobs to be a guardian for a whole other country, that's borderline treason

Tonight is many things, but it is among other things, vindication for Lindsey, for being brave and speaking up about Cuomo's abuse towards her and other women.

Just to pre-empt the pundits, I absolutely believe you could run a Mamdani in middle America and win

congratulations, cuomo: you disgraziatoed yourself

Traditional American politics is premised on the notion that sometimes you lose and sometimes you win and you have to deal with that. But Trumpism is premised on the notion that any result where you don’t win is illegitimate, unlawful, fraud, criminal. You can’t negotiate with people like that.

lol

Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”

I don't want to distract from Zohran Mamdani's incredible and historic achievement, but Andrew Cuomo is one of the vilest politicians in either party in recent memory. He deserves humiliation. He deserves to live in infamy and shame. He deserves to live in Florida.