The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

tyranny. the most powerful enemies of our first amendment free speech rights in our nation's history.

it's molting season for RFK Jr

The first photo I captured of the 9-23-23 Ada, OK supercell (after a few test shots). Yes, all three lightning strikes were captured in a single image! From my distant vantage point, this intricately-structured supercell gracefully danced under a sky full of stars with unmatched beauty. #Photography

look maybe this is just PCA saying the right things before it all goes sideways, but right now I'm feeling like if the cubs don't sign him to a long extension we have no choice but to completely fill wrigley field with dirt that we then salt, starting with that worthless hideous gambling cube

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I would explain the current bluesky discourse to them

apparently I need to re-up this yet again huh

It’s not really a mystery as to why you don’t see many folks on the right cheering on and celebrating American Olympic victories. They hate the country as it exists today. They’re very clear on this point.

sexting you one handed because, y'know (masturbating)

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

okay but so hear me out what if I played the kids the ecca vandal song I've been literally listening to on repeat since @kayhanley.bsky.social posted yesterday, that'd make them think I'm cool, right? okay I'm gonna do that. my child will be overwhelmed with admiration and gratitude. I'll be a hero

UPDATE: the door separating the kitchen from the living room has been closed. I have officially been Banished by the children THEY'RE FINE WITH ME DOING THE COOKING THOUGH. THAT PART IS SILL OCCURRING it's all just so incredibly undignified

I should add that the olympics commercials, while awful, were by no means the worst I've experienced streaming a sports event: that would be the violent & insane trump campaign ads that caused me to mute basically every break throughout the 2024 mlb playoffs

made a joke with one of my kids about them going to the grocery store to buy steaks & well anyway long story short I somehow ended up paying for an impromptu teenage dinner party, for which I will be banished to the basement tbh I can't complain much. live by the bit, die by the bit, I always say

"why would i do art if it isn't good" ah! you must be a newborn baby. please allow me to introduce you to the vast majority of vital, compelling artists in the history of rock music

I want to make it 100% clear that these posts are completely unconnected. I haven't nearly finished my first drink yet, much less had enough that the kids are once again asking me about "the whole power of attorney situation"

wonder if the canadian ice dancers heard me when I screamed EVERYONE KNOWS YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN SILVER at my tv

yeah fuck a saturday I'm having a paper plane about it

the olympics ending is a bummer but it is no small consolation that there are a whole bunch of commercials I'd been seeing ~20 times a day I will now never have to watch again

I love watching figure skating during the olympics but the fact that I'm watching this exhibition going "yeah, okay, we get it. it's a liiiiiitle much, don't you think" is how I know that I've hit my personal quota until 2028 tbf I am enjoying the cell block tango

so glad that the olympics gave the world a chance to get acquainted with the greatest living italian, vinny vedecci

Also now that they have drafts here we are so back

(random olympian's name is connor) ah! an american

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

Point/Counterpoint

I love Ecca Vandal so flipping much.

Why isn’t the right excited about technology?

the trailer for Blades of the Guardians 👀

gonna start talking about other professions the way fascists talk about cops. if you don't like the NOC then you can't call tech support

I think skyrizi is a beautiful name for a girl

It's Friday night baby

OBAMA CONVERTING TO SCIENTOLOGY: uhhh...let me be clear

"monkey trick" by the jesus lizard

starting off on XP and getting railroaded onto worse and worse operating systems every few years for 25yrs

the main piece of knowledge I want to pass down to my children is that they should always, ALWAYS remember to make any & all charitable donations using throwaway contact information

I've got one of those big ice balls in a glass of bourbon and while I was leaning very near my glass a few moments ago the ball suddenly broke in half and just about gave me a heart attack. absolute lamest way for alcohol to kill you

happy to report that we've locked up the lead actors for GRUNGE DEMON HUNTERS: three dudes that used to be in mother love bone, tad, and gruntruck no, not that guy. the other one

finally finishing the script for my newest movie, grunge demon hunters

Wacky comedy group The Slipnutz open for Slipknot at the Meadowlands Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey (2005)

put it in the Louvre

I coined the phrase "get away from that thing"

been getting a lot of questions lately so let me make this totally clear, once and for all: a car is not a flar

running onto the ice during the curling competition waving around a discus and screaming insults until I'm taken down by a couple of burly norwegians

Like with using children as bait and eating at a restaurant then kidnapping the people who prepared it, ICE is routinely breaking taboos that have been part of human civilization since before recorded history.

competing in biathlon except rather than a rifle I am carrying a delicious baguette. while my opponents shoot, I produce from my belt a package of brie and a small knife

living my life like my cat (standing in the middle of the room and screaming for no reason)

okay, fucking enough. jesus christ

Hey @sinclairinat0r.com

"nothing can compare to the power of the dark side" yet here you are building yet another fucking space station