I'd like to point out that the way these sentences are formulated - "we can't get rid of X we need to put Y there" - amounts to van jones demanding that we put pedophiles on the police force hell, maybe that's really what he meant, I don't know his life. maybe he's that polarized against the dsa

love to experience the platonic discourses

Jimothy lives in my neighborhood, I have seen him on my dog walks. It's very amusing to see this perfectly banal (to me) thing become something that makes everyone happy. Good.

when I say that business today is about making the shittiest product you possibly can that a consumer will still grudgingly pay for, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about

i feel pretty confident in saying that in any race between a candidate who wastes money to fly a banner that no one on the ground will be able to read, and a candidate who doesn't do that, irrespective of policy differences, you should probably vote for the latter

Just a heads up to anyone following Cliff Schecter, he seems to be in the process of blocking anyone who posts this reply he had to a Jewish man who disagreed with him. Cliff deleted this post, didn't tag an apology to Andy, and offered this 'apology' on his own feed. Make of it what you will.

look nolan obviously could've gotten all of the armor and ships and whatever right: he's got researchers, the budget is huge, etc. but then that means that if it's not historically accurate, it must be incorrect for a reason

it's happening again

acab includes the dream police

every one of you people needs to look up & watch this trailer immediately. it's the craziest goddamn thing I've ever seen

If you say "Pluto is a planet" you're gonna go fascist one day it's just a matter of time

1) the first thing I thought when I left the theater was that this was one of most political films I've ever seen 2) there is good reason for musk et al to fear this movie, they're just too stupid to recognize what it actually is

YO PAELLA MAN

I knew the odyssey would be woke but I never expected to see Matt Damon give a 14-minute monologue excoriating the men's rights movement

I saw an Instagram reel where people had installed a movie theatre-type soda machine in their home and they walked you through the cost which was thousands of dollars and the only two sodas it dispensed was Diet Coke and Diet Doctor Pepper so I think their assets should be seized

Angry that this food recall is depriving me of my favorite food, lettuce

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

I don't understand why you're reacting like this, you need to calm down. he's not the first false messiah we've run acr- wait, I did make it clear that he's a *false* messiah, right? oh. well, he is. anyway,

the charlie kirk statue was called up to the brooklyn bridegrooms in 1896. he faced two batters, walking both of them, and sent back down the next day. he never played baseball again. three years later while working as a grocery clerk he was kicked in the head by a mule and died

couldn't believe the post-credits scene after the odyssey. frodo looks terrible

stumbling into the liquor store and getting maced by the guy behind the counter after yelling "MIND YOUR BUSINESS, INSPECTOR GADGET"

Appelez l'ambulance! Mais pas pour moi!

when donald trump becomes president for life the job I'll be stuck in will be hand-raking the canadian forests, I just know it

I would like to know how big donald trump thinks most forests where wildfires occur are. like how long does he think it'd take to walk all the way from one edge to the other carrying a dumb little rake. does he think he personally could walk across. can he start right now

the charlie kirk statue was called up to the brooklyn bridegrooms in 1896. he faced two batters, walking both of them, and sent back down the next day. he never played baseball again. three years later while working as a grocery clerk he was kicked in the head by a mule and died

the charlie kirk statue looks like my grandfather when he'd talk about The War

lots of detail in this story. yet another violent chud working for ice losing control and shooting someone. glad she survived, and hopefully he gets the maximum possible punishment

(me when I see several small children subjected to excruciating physical pain and instant permanent hearing damage) based

honestly it's nice that they apologized. because I haven't heard shit from the fda think I'll go get me a chalupa

the angriest, unhappiest, loneliest, most loveless person in the world, isolated from the rest of humanity, talking into a void: tom holland is a cuck

"16.3 million CDs were sold in the first half of 2026" lol 25 years ago almost that exact sentence might've been written about one album

The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.

The logical endpoint of the American conservative political impulse: pissy HOA behaviors + death squads of otherwise unemployable gun chuds. It's all been leading up to this baby.

court packing is a necessary precondition for having a working constitution again. everything else is downstream of that

KLEIN: what do you think liberals should do ALLEN: magic (the audience starts loudly applauding, then hooting and hollering. klein and allen are thrown repeatedly in the air by a blanket held by the audience members, like that one lady in the big lebowski)

Any sort of national service is an instant nonstarter. Not permitting a single person in this country to be diet drafted. Goodbye!

the 2026 world cup & 2028 olympics were indeed awarded to the united states during the first trump administration, and I just realized why: because the organizers assumed that even if trump was reelected he'd be gone before the actual events lol

the promo film for "something" is v funny george & patti: ooh aren't we cool john & yoko: ooh aren't we mysterious ringo & maureen: I wanna ride a little scooter paul & linda: SO WE'RE GOOFING AROUND HUH (time passes) paul & linda: NO SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU GUYS TRIED GOOFING AROUND? BC IT RULES

there's a scene in Tenet where way in the background you can see a clown flying feet first into a cannon

ok i love this guy please don’t get milkhake ducked

I SAID HAVE A GOOD DAY I AM NO LONGER ASKING

have a nice day everyone

that's my friend ocean

SOMEONE WHO'S ABOUT TO GET THEIR SHIT FUCKED UP REAL HARD BY WOKE 2, LED BY CHRISTOPHER NOLAN: it's okay to be white

jimothy is the best man in my wedding and also my new wife. I would die for jimothy

Mayor Mamdani is not its first victim

Allow me to say the words "Lambrini Girls" to you and make you feel simultaneously ancient and youthful at once. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy5J...