No no, this "AI" stuff is fantastic and absolutely the future. That's why it's jammed into everything, regardless of whether it's wanted or needed.

Let's try this again 👋 Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

The timeline is undefeated

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Phil Gonzalez from CBS, welcome to the Verge’s background policy www.theverge.com/policy/88000...

Simply hire a bunch of 22yo kids into jobs of unclear legitimacy, put them in charge of DHS, fire all DHS employees, and fold DHS into idk the Bureau of Printing and Engraving. It's all legal now. I don't want to hear this loser shit anymore after what they did to my friends.

Happy pancake day! Nigel Farage is a tosser.

Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell

Yknow who doesn’t strategically withhold their vote? Boomer homeowners. Yknow who dem politicians are beholden to? Boomer homeowners.

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

the FBI deleted this tweet might’ve hit a little close to home for the director

Long-shot call to fellow aviators: If you happen to be the Coast Guard pilot who got fired for forgetting Kristi Noem's blankie, or if you know more about this episode, feel free to be in touch on Signal. (Unlike team MAGA, I know how to keep Signal chats private.) Signal ID jf_signal70.26

I offer you all a new photo of Violet from my partner, shortly after she turned herself into a perfect circle on our bed. #cats

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women." Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration. It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. Our latest.

Time for binwalk to go brrrr.

breaking new frontiers when it comes to headline writing at The Spinoff

no Elon, all experts agree the ideal close quarters weapon is a Sig P320, carried in a special holster configuration only used by special forces guys called "reverse appendix carry". If the barrel is pointed into your guts when holstered you're doing it right. Always keep the chamber loaded.

Been doing final edits and checks of World War 3.3. Should drop next week. It’s really fucking good.

Sometimes I wonder if they are just trying to get to Jennifer Government by the long way round.

The Finns know a great deal about skiing and then shooting accurately. See WWII. When Russia, with an army of 450,000, invaded, the Finns responded, "where will we bury them all?"

FSB putting the word out on the street it costs less than a Kia Sorento to murder the deputy head of the GRU

While this absolutely sucks, we are going to see a lot more places implementing universal global age verification over this next year, because the number of states and countries legally requiring it has gotten to the point no one can keep up anymore.

As a user affected by the Australian rollout: they're lying about pre-verification. Every Australian Discord user with whom I regularly interact is over 30, but we were still all required to verify

Post a banger that isn't in English. youtu.be/op0-fD5GJsw

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Today is the 5th anniversary of the release of the infamous #Lawyercat video, which I posted roughly thirty minutes after the start of the second impeachment trial. Who would have thought it would have such a lasting impact on the world! Happy Lawyercat Day for all who celebrate!

It's so weird they keep showing the Golden Gate as placesetting scenery for a game in Santa Clara instead of 101.

Good. Hiding the names of people asking for 10 year old girls is fucking disgusting.

applying early decision to yale university so i can get career advice from the best* of the best** *david gelernter and amy chua **the world’s most uncritically feted boomers

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

Yuri on Ice walked so Heated Rivalry could run: discuss

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

bullshit. I dare you to find a single person who was exploded by a direct RPG blast to the torso and has anything negative to say about the experience.

so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.

Oh yeah okay she’s making a bar referral lmfao

All these people gotta relax. There's a price floor at bitcoins intrinsic value, which is... *checks notes* Zero.

The fact that *not one* person in Harris' camp can explain why they shouldn't launch their fucking media operation on the Substack platform is... probably all you need to know about that endeavor.

This you?

J.D. Vance forlorn that he wasn't able to grift his way into Epstein's parties before that ship finally sailed.

Shirley Povich writing in 1962, with the most immaculate burn conceivable of the Redskins awful, vile owner George Preston Marshall, the last NFL owner to insist on an all white roster: "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday." RIP WaPo.

*sigh* here we go again. Your phone is not listening to everything around you 24/7 for advertising purposes. *If* you have voice activation on for the assistant, the mic is listening for the activation phrase: the processing power for listening for a single specific phrase is much lower.

“You cannot pray for the poor on a Sunday and then lobby against their housing on a Monday,” says Shanequa Charles of Miss Abbie’s Kids. “What side of history do you want your grandchildren to know you’re on? Do you want them to know you fought for parking spots, or for the people?”

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

"Lefties have guns the way conservatives have abortions. We have them, we just don't talk about them." I don't know where the quote originated, but I lol'd.

If Stancil simultaneously defeats ICE and the black bloc left he’ll deserve a spot on Mt Rushmore