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THIS BOY dug through the laundry basket for a sock so hard he warped the plastic

some of the potatoes that came with this meal kit went mushy in the fridge, so I substituted 3 large russet for 4 small yukon now I have too much potato oh no I have ruined dinner

Sophie judges the doomscroll

He is enjoying the tiny bit of sunlight and being photographed with antique lenses.

Nobel Prize For Titles. Right away.

Rosie would like to know if you are just doomscrolling and thinks you should put down this app for a while

LOOKIT THE BEAUTIFUL GERIATRIC SKY PUPPY! LOOKIT HIM!!!

Some good news for once.

my Concerta was just backordered for five weeks, and now you want to take away Dunkin? how am I supposed to fund your illegal wars if I can't work?

this is the most Jesuit thing I've ever read (rip to the late Father Lawrence, who was a real one)

Instead of spraying for mosquitos this summer, try the Mosquito Murder Bucket! It's cheaper than paying a company and doesn't kill all of the beneficial insects in the area. #garden #gardening

Just… how is this real? #JohnDoesJapan

A particularly nasty smiley was making its way through the cold. Sid needed someone on the inside. Dax was a musket. One of the best. Not great in the corp world, but if you wanted someone to talk their way past a room of armed guards with a clipboard and a smile, it was Dax you called.

Cyberpunk cockney rhyming slang: The cold = the internet. From cold and wet. Corp/corporate = hacking. From corporate backing. Smiley = virus. From Miley Cyrus. Varnishing = Cracking. From varnish and lacquer. Musket = social engineer. From musketeer.

POSEIDON IS ADORABLY TWITCHING IN HIS SLEEP AS HE DREAMS HIS APEX PREDATOR MURDER DREAMS!

okay? but this is presented in a weirdly circular way: when one is very independent, one doesn't depend on a lot of people, and therefore one doesn't have many people to depend on... but a person who likes being independent doesn't want to depend on people. so why assume this is bad & pathological

I was just out there a minute ago watering them! You want something like this, you can do it for free, but if you find a fancy desk fountain at the thrift store those are fun too. www.backyardecology.net/make-a-bee-w...

I have one of those pillows with the crescent curve designed for side sleepers. It's very comfortable. It's also very comfortable for my cat

Steil nach oben fotografiert. #HabariNzuri #JedeWocheEinFoto KW 09/26

Book end cats.

Emergency kitten - MOAR PURRS

Checking on 1 day old #kakapo chick Waa-A3-2026 in Waa's nest on Pukenui/Anchor Island. We check the chicks twice in the first 4 days, and then less frequently as they get older. #kakapo2026 #conservation #parrots

all cleaned up & ready to go! I asked Harrisville Designs about the serial number: it's a Model T loom from 1975. I washed down the wood and refinished it with linseed oil; removed some light rust from the metal parts with steel wool the only missing part was a crank handle, but thankfully...

Tisha Mark ©2025, Tomorrow's Light, oil on canvas, 12"x12" Original is available: tishamark.com/product/tomo... #art #painting #SciArt #bsnm #ArtSky

the folks at @fridaytea.com sent a sample of their Taurus blend with my recent order, and this is unfair: I already have a weakness for genmaicha. how dare they hook me on yet another delicious blend. I will include a sternly-written note when I order more!

Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal

Forever Knight, JADFE mailing list (foreverknight.fandom.com/wiki/JADFE), 17

Discord is in fact a member of Netchoice, the trade association fighting these laws in court, and user payments therefore indirectly finance that exact political and legal advocacy you want them to be doing (and they are).

Fairies 🩷

Working from home proving more stressful than I feel is necessary

Question for #EarlyModern #Skystorians please! 🗃️ What are your favourite online places to search for public domain images? (free to use, out of copyright, cleared by copyright owner for public use etc)? Example: Public Domain Image Archive pdimagearchive.org

TL cleanser

IT IS TIME! The Casserole Dish Yarn Bowl is here! You can buy full printed bowls in two sizes (yarn bowl or a tiny one for notions), or if you’d like to print your own it’s up on either Patreon or MakerWorld: ☺️🧶 #bsnm #knitting #crochet linktr.ee/measuredands...

It is my birthday weekend and my spouse helped me achieve a dream. To squish and fold over an angel food cake into a single slice.

me to rah: "if you feel like being babbled at later, I want to explain something I learned about!" rah: "of course, babe." me: "it's to do with weaving." rah, dry as a desert in winter with a dehumidifier running: "yes, I figured."

it would be cheaper to just offer a selection of poppers in the waiting room

there are six patients in this waiting room and three of us are named Sarah

cw #dietculture if there could be fewer discussions <3 meters from my desk about of how my coworkers really, really love using their various calorie-counting apps, I would appreciate it because that's happened twice today, involving entirely different people, and it's not even 1pm

okay, but think of all the fun we'll have along the way!

Shhh, he's hiding

Baltimore crafters, if you don't know about Scrap, you absolutely need to, especially if you have stuff from five craft obsessions ago that could find a new home! (👋) baltimore.scrapcreativereuse.org

shaming people for appearances that don’t appeal to you ain’t the fuck okay—even if it’s genuinely evil middle aged white men you’re shaming!—because the stigma *doesn’t fucking stop with people whose politics you hate*. shame them for their shit fucking politics and evil, leave aesthetics out of it

whenever possible, choose a fridge with french doors so as not to disturb the catgoyle

one of our current veterinarians is Dr Wolfe rah had a dentist named Dr Cutting

Me: has four library books checked out. Also me: starts a 100k fic before bed instead.

Amazon are cracking down on erotica

As a reader might mourn all the books they won't get to read in their lifetime I mourn all the outfits i will never wear out my door

have you ever read one of my Discworld QOTDs and thought, hey, I should really get around to reading those books? good news! the full series is back on Humble Bundle - it’s Kobo but it’s pretty easily to transfer those to your preferred e-reader you won’t regret it

TWO. TWO BABY KĀKĀPŌ. bsky.app/profile/digs...