The aurora last night in Beaver, Alaska was just incredible. This is a real-time video (not sped up) of the crazy motion I saw. Also, look how BRIGHT it is, wow!

*taps the sign meaningfully* *the meaning is 'in case you need fwuffy cat feet'*

i kneeled to take a sweet pic of her with her eyes closed and facing the sun and instead i instantly got a whole serving of stanley kubrick shit from someone who’s afraid of shadows, plastic bags, shoes, and her own tail.

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

Your crochet animals and handmade pet toys and sketches of your OCs and decoupage collages and digital collages and all the things you make are an expression of something we've been doing as long as we know about, making little guys for the love of making little guys.

This is true for so many of these performers. As a kid, I got to hear Big Bird say very not Big Bird things

crying at these quotes from josie scott after coming out as trans at 63 😭 we are here!! we’ve always been here!! www.theguardian.com/music/2026/f...

In France we have a song about that ! By very popular singer Georges Brassens (who was an absolute atheist). very losely translated, the main message of the song : without latin, the mass is fucking boring. www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4EK...

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

good lord, I love how the most unhinged thing I've ever posted On Here gets the most likes. anyway, I am pure of heart and only make beautiful things like this monarch butterfly cardigan (just finished it this week!)

oh my god it totally is. BIG BISHOP SCHISM

A moment of silence in honor of Jimmy Carter and his foundation's tireless efforts that contributed so much to this progress

I got halfway through thinking "surely most modern fonts weren't either" before I realized I needed to put my glasses on.

In my defense, I was planning to order an interlinear polyglot New Testament anyway. Uh-huh. Promise

I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets. Two. Minutes. #CatsofBluesky

Police discovered a vast graveyard of remnants of bygone special interests in the residence of Ffiona Maw, 40, with the accused allegedly having kept trophies from over 200 victims.

remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun

We saw a ghost the other night, Tâf and I, out on the footpath. Well. She saw a ghost. I didn’t see anything. I felt them, though, knew they were there.

framke feets ✨

This is just my emotional support double-cabinet tea collection

Today I went back to my notes from last year on Song of Solomon and was not disappointed.

one thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party

i don't know if i've ever seen a chotining where chotiner gives up in the middle and goes "ok buddy. here's your petard." www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...

Just over here choosing today’s going-out clothing with reasoning like “this look is not quite Gender, although it is very comfy”, because that’s waaay more sensible than actually, like, sticking my head outside to see what the temperature feels like

New mental image just dropped. I'm not saying you're all definitely missing out by not reading nerd books, but…wait, no that's exactly what I'm saying.

This is the funny thing about time and "modern". We will soon be someone else's primitive fuckheads.

I was meant for long-form letters and pen-pals and long walks you could set your watch to, not whatever all of this is.

Small bit of good art news!!

I can't believe we've uncovered all of the unused lyrics to the Indiana Jones theme. These lyrics were co-written in 1981 by Steven Spielberg and John Williams, but never used for some reason.

A new fountain pen could fix me

"There's not a queer space in barbecue yet, so let's create one."

Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!

When you have a best friend

He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.

Admin assistant Natasha Weaving, 23, has acquired a reputation for saying whatever is on her mind at any given time – but this is reportedly due to people around her having no idea how fucked up it actually is in there.

I was heading to bed and @alchemy-tits.bsky.social texted me that there was a livestream of a dude free-climbing a skyscraper, and the first words out of my mouth as I came back downstairs were “Is it Alex Honnold?”

In these trying times, please remember OBW remains an option

i think i can call this done and coast for the rest of the year

To put an even sharper point on it... The moral call is to BEAR witness, not to consumption. In other words: to testimony, not passively offering eyeballs to horrific content.

Warming His Peets On Her Ass: a love story

*reading an illuminated monastic parchment* That's bait.

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I think all the lawyers on Bluesky deserve to share in the joy of the GREATEST PRO SE LITIGANT OF ALL TIME and her fantastically titled filings if you don't enjoy this you are the BIGGEST DISCRACE on this app

Daily bunny no.3208 just learning to fly

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Long, long ago. There was a time when the Cherokee were without the tobacco, not the plant of today, that has

#imaginuary Fr 23 Baumkönig*in Da hat wohl ein kleiner König im Faschingswirrwarr seine Krone verloren. Herr Baum musste sie natürlich gleich mal anprobieren. 🪵👑🪞 Steht ihm gut. 😊 #monatsmalerei #kleinekunstklasse #mastoart

I watched the video, did the C-to-F conversion, and when the result came up literally said “This /putz/“ with all the New Jersey I could put into it

unwittingly set myself up as punchline for countless Pagliacci jokes (doing big numbers on twitter 😭)

I just thought everyone should see this