"I want a lawyer, dawg!"

It's a lovely morning in City 17 and you are a horrible physicist.

Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender

"Where was Pennywise, when the Westfold fell?"

It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

I presume it just got back from a trip to the groomer?

Located just down the street from the Samson & Delilah Barbershop Academy. And for you students with kids, ask about our special rates at the Jason & Medea Daycare!

Hey #LawSky, I'm looking for a referral to a lawyer who handles business disputes esp. around dissolution, in California. Anyone here know anyone for that? DMs should be open too, if you prefer to send privately.

"Just like, it's not *murder*, it's only manslaughter, y'know? Words matter! If anything, what we're talking about here is just *attempted* pedophilia. That's not the same thing as actual pedophilia, and we should recognize that difference!"

absolutely heartbroken to announce that i was part of the crystal layoffs today 💔 if y’all spot any openings for a soft, dedicated, smiley games writer — please send them my way 💫 i was on the most perfect narrative team on an exciting, ambitious project. i will cherish it all forever. 💖

Re: Epstein’s emails

Several kids on my child's team were at this concert. I'm very excited* to see how this turns out. *No.

This one took me a second, but it was worth it

You been hit by a smooth hymnal

My milkshake brings (3D6 + milkshaker's level) boys to the yard. For each soy milk in inventory, an extra 1D3 soy boys may be brought to the yard. My milkshake can be used when not in a yard, but only a fixed 1D4 boys will be brought, with no milkshaker's level-based adjustment.

Everything Sarah says. Also, Arc Raiders is otherwise a phenomenal game. Sound design, graphics, gameplay, gunplay, the attention to detail is magnificent! So why would you then forego human voice acting to (allegedly) save a few bucks in a game about HUMANS VS ROBOTS?

So he already made the decision to do it, but his staff is busy jangling keys in front of him in the hopes that he'll forget before he finds his sharpie.

Here's one is for the real #Lawsky degens. This week I submitted multiple invoices through ebilling and NONE of them were rejected or written down. One is already pending payment! This is real "Achievement Unlocked" stuff, especially when you're a solo attorney without any support staff.

I love seeing Chise's Good News posts

OFF-TOPIC: Have a pair of @sunsphx.bsky.social/@HoustonRockets tickets on Nov. 24 that we can't use (change in travel plans). KD's 1st game back in Phx, etc. At cost, $180 for the pair. Sxn 218, Row 1. Book 'er, Danno!

Good! Those private prison leeches deserve nothing but contempt, in every sense of the word.

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

I am being cuddled by a snoozing little dog and will soon fall asleep if I don't move. Also, my bladder is painfully full and needs to be emptied. The solution here is obvious, and that's why I wrote this an hour ago so I could post it once I woke up from my nap.

Get fucked, you hate-filled pustule. You were too shitty to get four votes from even this Supreme Court.

NEW: Following the Trump administration’s weekend actions, the states suing over the SNAP benefits went back to court in Massachusetts on Sunday night, seeking a TRO to block the admin from acting on its penalty threats to states making full payments. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Jesus Christ. I've drafted a lot of liability waivers, releases, and indemnification agreements. This is insanely broad language. "Did you rob that bank so you could donate money to my coup attempt in 2020? Guess what's no longer a federal crime?"

This is (I assume) what KBJ wanted and expected to happen when she stayed the rulings. How scotus only has 2 days to do something, rather than sitting on its ass until the shutdown is over.

Official ruling: the Morrigan weapon in Hades 2 SUCKS.

the Biden debate was something of a radicalizing moment for me as I watched the entire establishment pivot to an all out assault on Biden while also watching those same people refuse to put that effort into Gaza

The full report on this alleged food crime, now posted at ye olde blogge:

A senior status judge resigned so he could talk freely about the corruption and lawlessness he's seen this year.

I need to stop doing this now before I end up on some very weird lists...

I showed this to my spouse and received this one approximately 2 minutes later. She has many other ideas as well.

This is no place for gods. Now is the time of monsters.

Steve knows his stuff, and I certainly don't see any obvious holes in this interpretation.

If Charon ferries him down the Styx, does that mean he's up a paddle without a Crick?

😈😈😈

This picture is like a cursed Renaissance painting, somehow capturing the soul of a soulless man, dull and apathetic to the world around him.

Honestly one of the worst, most disturbing paragraphs — on the basis of process, substance, and effect — I’ve read in a Supreme Court order or opinion in a very long time.

I spit on the reputation of the U.S. Supreme Court, not that it can get much more degraded than it has already become by the repulsive actions of its disgusting GOP members. You can hear the transphobic sneer in these words.

can any Law Perverts (lawyers) offer any advice on this for my good friend here? are there not laws (in CA assuredly!?) against surprise bills like this???

Chat, is this good? Number is going up, so that's got to be good, right?

The concern is warranted. Please be on your guard.

#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Reproductive rights groups argue laws violate the fundamental right to abortion that voters created in last year's election story via @glorihuh.bsky.social

Ongoing thread of a judge enjoining ICE in Chicago.

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

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