I'm not gonna share the AI "Walmart was cool in 2002" video, so instead as a person who worked at several Walmarts between 1998-2011 I'm gonna share stories of what it was actually like back then. A man with a 32 oz Budweiser in his pocket tried to tickle me several times & we had to call the cops.

this is why you can’t give an inch to transphobes. they are driven by hate and no amount of kindness will make them even momentarily soften. it is a militant ideology.

At this rate, I'm expecting that he'll start trying to tariff the internet and emails originating from outside the country.

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

<deeep sigh>

His next executive order will be titled FW: fw: RE: fw: re: RE: portland medbeds

I went back to my law school notes-it's a few overlapping things: 1. Border security is a "special gov't need" that gets super powers compared to domestic law enforce. 2. In the 50s, they decided that 100 miles was "reasonable" under the Immigration and Nationality Act. Then 9/11 happened. 1/

I went back to my law school notes-it's a few overlapping things: 1. Border security is a "special gov't need" that gets super powers compared to domestic law enforce. 2. In the 50s, they decided that 100 miles was "reasonable" under the Immigration and Nationality Act. Then 9/11 happened. 1/

I will take any excuse to pull up my favorite Phil Vischer tweet:

I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.

His next executive order will be titled FW: fw: RE: fw: re: RE: portland medbeds

Thought I gift linked to it. Here you go. READ it. Your welcome. GIFT. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/m...

This is fucking disgusting. Is this why NU fired its president?

Oh, this is bad. abcnews.go.com/amp/US/multi...

Well don't I feel stupid

Courtney is much, much smarter than me, and clerked on the Supreme Court.

This rules - @raskin.house.gov straight up called out Roberts to his face. democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...

🚨 IMPORTANT THREAD 🚨 People are protesting the Broadview ICE facility tonight. This will likely be an extremely high-risk action. I caution you to consider your risk level before attending. I will not attend. Attendance risks your safety, but also the safety of Broadview residents + detainees. 1/6

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Endless screaming.

What the fuck?

It's the same picture

This will not help with the whole "Healthcare is too expensive and now the marketplace plans are quadrupling in price" issue.

Judge Marquez is an Obama appointee, for what it's worth. I believe McCain spiked her appointment at least once.

What do we think? Did he trip and stub his toe on a vanity? Bang his head on a cabinet that someone left open? Or did Miller just decide that Swedish meatballs are woke now?

I would like to go play Hades 2, a game I have awaited for *5 years*, but my body is insisting that I instead go lie down and rest because I "did a lot of typing today." This is some BULLSHIT.

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

I got a DM for a free unicorn and took it in exchange for a post. Ponycycle did not get their moneys worth hahaha

Wait I thought Ben Collins hadn't bought this thing yet

This is still the stupidest most craven thing I’ve seen a dev do in a while. And I hate to see them get away with it, with all these fawning reviews today. kotaku.com/sucker-punch...

This is the future that Soros- funded liberals want.

This is Blueskyism.

HOOK IT TO MY VEINS

I'm sure the smart men behind this have already gone through the Troubles to think about why this might be a bad idea...

Limewire exec: Okay, so everyone already associates us with misleading descriptions and viruses, but how can we expand on that brand? Exec#2: Hold this nft of my beer.

Another win for "Fuck you. Make me."

Thinking about this for no particular reason today

"There are no Cats in America" except it's about autism in Cuba

Oh my God... was my mother actually correct all along about video games rotting my brain?

Oh my gosh, stay safe, Hong Kong!

Yakuza Kiwami 3 - Dark Ties announced (Mine as protagonist) released as a set package with Yakuza Kiwami 3 You can choose to play either game at the start

And Ben Stein tried to teach us 40 years ago that tariffs were bad. So if you squint at it, this is really just history repeating itself to prove Trump wrong

<dril> Hello, Donal this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit."

What?

Ruin a band with law. The Police. (Am i doing this right? )

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

Mine as well! Fortunately I beat that habit into myself once I learned about it, so I don't think I've missed anything

I guess you've got to hand it to Cass Sunstein: he may have his head up his ass, and he says a lot of stupid stuff, but the guy really loves him some Kissinger.