Xbox, Yucatán

what are you doing!

Governments don’t expect drivers to shovel their own lanes. They shouldn’t expect people walking, biking, or rolling to shovel their own, either.

coworkers cannot gain levels or learn new spells, but by completing quests you can find more powerful coworkers to join your efforts

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

Doing art badly is good and sacred

I could slam my thumbs on this stupid phone for 100 years trying to be funny and I’d never come up with something so perfect

jp game developer in the 90's: so we're making a bass fishing game composer: oh hell yeah i got you [adds "drop the bass" sample] jp game developer: no no like the fish composer: what fish?

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

Tomás Hesux Bolivia, Catholic Church Records, 1566-2020

Rachel Shesucks Connecticut, Vital Records, Prior to 1850

Getting a Hamm’s as my second round at our regular broomstacking bar has become a go-to, partially due to economy (it’s the cheapest can on the menu), but also because it’s a Minnesota beer and it’s nice to feel connected to my home state. Anyways. (sticker from @harebrained.bsky.social)

Some 3D fishies based on an old Soviet matchbox design #b3d #madewithunity

ARTE

Russian revolution be like "The Fault In Our Tsars"

Happy Friday! Overprinting of three strengths of colours, 1940.

Remote work 2. Exact same people exact same problem

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

Learning the difference between being a little uncomfortable and being in actual danger is something you HAVE to learn. Possibly have to start speed running it now if you’re planning on surviving the long term.

Mid century Italian pencils. www.instagram.com/p/DTfjTIEDK4... Sold now, but please enjoy the packaging

I didn't save this tweet but somebody did and it feels worth resurfacing

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

this is great for bluesky but how do i turn off UK localization

One of the reasons I push back as hard as I do on "cities are scary" nonsense is that I do not accept the view that we should treat unfounded fears as legitimate, and we have too long indulged the unfounded, racist fears of conservatives. And that in turn is leading to a moment...

we're not doing "people who criticise genAI don't understand it and are ignoring its utility" any more. get better material

This is what they want to take from you

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

The Incredible Machine (1993)

like it weren't the whiskey what he were tryna savour

If he was a real "family guy" he would be there for his daughter

Oak Park, Michigan, July 2025

"AI does not exist due to a good faith attempt to create a boon for the public, which has simply failed in this objective. It exists as an attempt to create… this, the exact situation we're describing; the largest bubble of hype for a single unpopular technology ever seen on Earth."

I want a full on 70s revival and I want it now

Wife and I have been mainlining Columbo for the past couple months which means she's been filling every other moment of her holiday with drawing Columbo.

ko-fi.com/s/fc34523e7f Happy New Year, Fuck Gen AI, Never Surrender.

this is where i post from

On wind this December... By average wind speed, not notable. But by average gust, top shelf! When it's been windy, it's been *very* windy

Seems weird to have the pizza roll technology and not be trying to exploit it Stop doing AI and give me a chile colorado pizza roll god damn it

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

House on Colfax Avenue South (2008) 1724 Colfax Ave. S Source: Hennepin County Library Undergoing renovation

If there is one Japanese sports team name that I wish to preserve in amber for all eternity, it is the B.League's Bambitious Nara.

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.

son was worried about the grinch coming to take his presents and i was saying no no, papa won't let that happen, and brian, half-asleep, said "yep we're going to roast and eat him tonight"

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

It's your birthday, Duane.