In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

No real plan for stream, making it up as I go along - twitch.tv/sarahwithtea

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

I have developed something of a pottery backlog so today on stream it's bonus pottery day - twitch.tv/sarahwithtea Will be putting frogs on things until moral improves.

It was so lovely to be invited to go along to the @catsprotection.bsky.social National Cat Awards! Such a lovely night celebrating some really special lil feline pals Of course I had to bring along a framed picture of my girl Tilly so she could represent!

approximately three hundred of you have sent me this and you know what? Sure. I’ve got time today. Put 40 bulbs of garlic in my pasta, coming right up

Apology NOT accepted.

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

Doing some Friday pottery because it's only going to get hotter through the weekend and frogs need legs - twitch.tv/sarahwithtea

Just noticed that this artwork outside my office depicts Captain Janeway and Tom Paris.

The most commonly used word in each state’s Wikipedia page

If you’re interested in coming along to my community meet-up in Newcastle this November, be sure to check my discord for details! Taking numbers now.

The 2025 Portobello Book Festival Programme is now available! Portobello Book Festival: 3rd – 5th October 2025Tickets for all events are free and available from Portobello Library The programme for this year’s festival was officially launched at the library last night. Copies are now available to…

I'm reporting this thread to the police.

If you are in the Edmonton area Fiasco is still missing - please check garages and sheds and engines! Let's get him home, please share x

Don't forget about the DRM-free Humble Bundle from Tor (with Murderbot, Witch King, and more), benefiting World Center Kitchen. The donation is now at over 58,000. It would be awesome to get it up to $100,000. www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

More clay today on stream - lizards on tiles - twitch.tv/sarahwithtea

Excited to be attending World's Lair this week! I'll take any chance to dive into a fantasy world and even better with some live music and TTRPG actual-play! There's so many cool performances I can't wait to see when I'm there on Friday⚔️ worldslair.com [AD|Gifted]

Gonna draw something...yeah...something...on stream - twitch.tv/sarahwithtea

?? Random pile of cat parts ??

Edinburgh. Good public transport links, security lines have mostly been short and are mostly fast when they aren't, you don't have to take electronics out your bag and can take normal sized liquid containers

Back to painting those birds (scarlet tanagers) today on stream - twitch.tv/sarahwithtea

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY FROM LOCAL KITTEN

The leadership of the Tabletop Game Designers Association was disappointed to see the publisher CGE touting Codenames: Back to Hogwarts, a new Harry Potter-themed version of Codenames.

We're still in promo time! Yesterday I launched The Lies Arcana, the 17th mainline and 20th overall Starships Mage novel. This one sees magic and religion tied up in an ugly civil war as Ambassador Connor O'Hannagain tries to find allies for the Mage Queen of Mars. mybook.to/SM17LiesArcana

The world has been a constant trash fire for the last several months, and as a consequence, I haven't really felt like it was the time to talk about the Hugo Awards. But time marches on and runs out, and it's now or never.

New book out this week! Seekers in the Void This is the one that I started with "Fucking Saints" to hopefully avoid pearl clutching about profanity! Seventy-Seven Star Systems One megacorporation controlling travel An unimaginable number of secrets… E-book mybook.to/SeekersinthVoid

If you subscribed to any of the blocklists currently maintained by sky sentry, there’s a very good chance that you’re inadvertently blocking people you know and like, because the person now running those lists is using them to pursue silly personal beefs. Check into it.

🎶Fly me to the moon and let me eat the flesh of god Lunar transubstantiation in my landing pod🎶

We did it! We are live! Come learn about TARIFFS! Inspired by Chick Tracts and Schoolhouse Rock (what a combination), we've tried to make a simple, accessible, readable explanation of tariffs. www.patreon.com/posts/civix-... #tariff #tariffs #comic #comics #civics #policy

@oliviaatwater.com I wish to register a complaint. I'm reading while walking down the street and your book just made me laugh out loud, in public, which is unacceptable.

At least 1 in 6 adults in the UK are on anti-depressants or anti-anxiety meds. In this spell of high heat, it’s important to share the message that many of these medications can increase the dangers of heat exhaustion. Stay hydrated (water, electrolytes, shade breaks & rest) 🔥stay safe friends☀️

This is exactly what the internet is for.

Hey folks—IDK how worldcon did it, but keep in mind that panelists at SFF cons often have limited control of their panel assignments. Some cons ask people what panels they want, but many will assign people based on their own criteria. Panelists sometimes find out their schedule when it's published.

Siegfried’s Long Call from Twilight of the Garage (Gäragerdämmerung)

my name is cow and wen I kart and wen the Kong gets speedie start he cannot win I swear to hel I tayk my aim I throe the shel

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode, no SW, ST or LOTR) Have to go back to my childhood, when I obsessively re-watched the things I'd recorded off the TV Honestly I'd have put "Space Camp" here but there's apparently no GIFs of it....

I told the mycelia about you and it wanted me to tell you to not worry about today. They said “just absorb nutrients for now, you’ll grow big mushrooms later when the weather is right and your roots are ready”

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wander are lost. Server refused the connection: Port 22 no route to host.

Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on. slate.com/technology/2...

Yeah I’ll bet it is

... I am reminded of the time I played in a one-shot TTRPG (for a fundraising thing I think?) online and the next time I started Zoom I didn't notice right away that I hadn't changed my username from "Eric Humblebrag"

Ok, but now: - I have never met Madam Oh but I love her - I would like to see the other report cards please?

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

We've hit 7K followers, so how about a book bundle giveaway to celebrate?! Open to US, CAN, UK & IE. Follow, like & repost to enter! Closes 9th June. Feat: @natania.bsky.social @aptshadow.bsky.social‬ @emmanewman.bsky.social‬ @premeemohamed.com‬ & more! Inc. an early ARC of THE DOOR ON THE SEA!

A Short And Very Incomplete List of Cosy SFF Titles: And some cool things it suggests about the genre Some of my notes for the cosy fantasy panel at Glasgow Worldcond 2024. By which I mean a list of book. dovelynnwriter.mediu... You can support more research on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/do...

I think it's just been such a long season for Tottenham, people feel like this is going to be one-sided.