Is Kash Patel going to watch team USA Hockey compete for gold against Canada at the Paralympics? FBI can still do [gestures towards the world at nothing in particular]… Feels like worthwhile use of taxpayer funds.

Seeing this SNL skit -- hard to argue it WASN'T directly inspired by @jessehawken.bsky.social's love of SCTV and his tribute to Catherine O'Hara. Bsky has the juice baby!

Is Kash Patel going to watch team USA Hockey compete for gold against Canada at the Paralympics? FBI can still do [gestures towards the world at nothing in particular]… Feels like worthwhile use of taxpayer funds.

This ION broadcasting team is rough, they just teased Angel City and pronounced it Jizzle Thompson. They seem to be figuring out how to say Ludmila...? Eèeeek. #nwsl

is this a solution?

As I traditionally did on an abandoned platform I would like to point out that International Women's Day is Cynthia Rothrock's birthday. Happy both!

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Is the US waiting until AFTER the State of the Union to invoke the 25th amendment? It’s clear he’s not fit for office, like because of dementia. (besides all the criminal corruption) This make a wish kid shit has to end.

I'm sure many people have said it but: Janelle Monáe Wallace Shawn Justin Simien Richard Kind

Reel Big Fash

Ossi Oswalda in Ernst Lubitsch's I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAN (1918) She was BOTD in 1898

Black journalists are being arrested for covering the ethnic cleansing of Black people by a President whose defining obsession is his hatred of Black people.

Just to be clear: Both independent journalists arrested by the authoritarian Trump regime for doing their jobs in Minnesota — Don Lemon and Georgia Fort — are Black.

Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act

I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”

We got the guillotine, you better run.

Bro, just say he wants to go to war with our allies and start WWIII. That will bankrupt us and kill your children and their future. (grocery thing is already implied)

‘We’re running Venezuela by mistake’

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

Sarah Gorden baby! (The GOAT is probably #2)

IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE

@bencollins.bsky.social In 2026 can The Onion sponsor a bowl game? If you set a stretch goal of ‘if we pass the Washington Post in newspaper print subscribers / then we’ll host a bowl game like Pop-tarts’ would be a bluesky no brainer. It WOULD absolutely happen. #christmaswishes #newyearsgoals

"The Maltese Falcon" era of San Francisco is officially now more dangerous than the version today which makes every tech investor want to invent Robocop

Oh my god I was right

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

@madefortvmayhem.bsky.social Putting this in my calendar for things to do in 2026. www.cinema.ucla.edu/events/tribu...

Guy who learns about international drug wars by watching Clear and Present Danger.

🏆⚽️✈️ After winning the NWSL championship Saturday night, Gotham FC have just departed San Jose on board the very same all-white Avelo jet (N805VL) that lost cabin pressure with shackled ICE abductees aboard two weeks ago and had to make an emergency landing in Las Vegas 😬

A treasure trove of rare and historic American music is now available online for free. 5,000 songs from private collectors have already been preserved and uploaded, and "thousands more are in the pipeline". laist.com/news/arts-an... #MusicSky

florence pew: thread

@jessehawken.bsky.social KEXP is blasting Prefab Sprout's Bonny right this second.

Democrats just ensured they will be blamed 100% for the shutdown, just the dumbest possible people

imagine getting owned by a 34-time convicted felon, rapist, child molester, con man, fascist, and racist who falls asleep in meetings with his administration

If Schumer is voting no, then who put this deal together?

Let's go chaos! Let’s go Gotham!

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This speech is incredible.

Would terrible if republicans died in threes. Or sixes… Or tens.

The revolution won’t be televised but the treason sure is

isolationism doesn’t work

ACFC not starting Christen Press in her last game ever is straight up shit.

Fitting finish for Angel City’s season…

for those not on x, here is Sarah Gordon and Angelina Anderson’s statement, they do speak for the team, and the team says trans folks belong

Onion seems to be using AI for their pics now and it makes me sad.

Define “Perfect Ending”?

OK, I got the opening credits to Trackdown: Finding the Goodbar Killer uploaded, so you can see how amazing these main titles are: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa4Q...

did you know DIANE KEATON is a clown painting collector and published a clown painting book??