Today’s theory. They put motion smoothing on TVs, and when most people couldn’t see anything was wrong with that, they decided to make politics spiteful and thick, and let water companies put human shit in your tap water. It was the test. We failed.

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Final Fantasy XII doesn’t get enough credit for being like ‘what if Chewbacca was built like this’

[liberal yank voice] whadda hell... this is just like star war

rip robert redford. that's what you get for eating 50 eggs idiot

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

kiryu told me he keeps gifting his hostesses french scarves so i asked him how many hostesses he has and he just says he goes to le marche and spends 85,000 yen on new scarves afterwards so i said it sounds like hes just feedings scarves to hostesses and then kiryu started crying

You find an old porn mag in the bushes and read it. The magazine is from the 70s, but Bonnie Blue is there, still the same age as she is now. Merely by reading it, you have begun summoning the Bang Barge towards you. There is nothing on earth nor heaven that could hope to still its passage now.

I can't believe people are making light of the tragedy that occured yesterday (finding out that Matt Berry is part of the new Harry Potter project).

I've been spending the past few days watching this fella become increasingly fed up and it's just 🤌

this happened to me

got this ad while scrolling too fast and thought the rayner was some kind of long wiggly worm

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

sauron had to rename minas ithil to minas morgul because of woke

Indeed. More of this sort of thing.

i'm really not doing well folks please i need this

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near

Though her campaign has recently caught fire with Ala Mhigan revolutionaries, Rhalgr's Reach mayoral candidate Lyse Hext refused multiple times to answer whether Garlemald has the right to exist

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday

you guys seen the trailer for the all-female reboot of 12 Angry Men? it doesn't exist but the fact that you thought it did says alot about are country and the current political climate of woke. There actually is a movie though. no there isn't. I'm just kidding. it'd be woke if it was real. it's real

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Where's my Breakfast? - Daniel Arthur Oil on Panel

[chirp] sam, this is shit-coinman. i need you to shove five dollars in quarters into my asshole so i can use them in the candy machine later. its for revenge. tug on my penis when you're done [chirp]

trump on truth social after getting Skinamarinked: The Radical Communist democrat party are TAKING Away our beautiful doors and giving the American people TERRIBLE CARTOONS on the shortest loops we've EVER SEEN but I told their EVIL toy phone NO MORE and have now been given a big BEAUTIFUL toilet

rip you old ass hole

don't talk to me or my son ever again!

my neighbor told me the Sthīrasiṃha Buddha keeps eating his dogs so i asked how many dogs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets the same dog reincarnated again so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding his dog to Saṃsāra and then his daughter started crying

not sure if this helps but i thought of a meme for chickens

🎵 C-H-O-C-O-B-O 🎵 and one other liked your post 🎵

just super stuff

Really enjoying Donkey Kong Bananza

taking time off this morning to study the Sacred Texts

Y-you- you’re thinking about this all wrong, as if I had the Epstein files back in a safe. The Epstein files aren’t here — the Epstein files are in Joe’s house, and Mrs. Menklin’s house, and a hundred others

when there's a mangled body in a ditch

wait why did I think the Butlerian Jihad was like a theoretical queer feminist revolution propised by Judith Butler

ice-t: are you telling me kids are runnin' around online, quoting sections of the japanese samurai code known as the hagakure, with modern references? me: yeah, ice. you get it. they're calling it the way of the poster ice-t: that's some real sicko shit me: [nods] you want to get a new york slice

Resident Evil 6 is filled with bespoke details unique to their different stages. My favorite is this mahjong table that looks like it was left in a hurry. It was, but not due to zombies. One person got Four Concealed Triplets (one of the most valuable hands) and everyone else quit.

'Maris has asked me to find her a labubu. Tiny, funny looking, and often a strange colour.' 'Yes, and what does the labubu look like?'

I bet they did