RIP Peter Greene Here he is helping to set up the entire tone of Justified in 3.45m youtu.be/Ho2_c_LGZfk?...

there are 60 other people in this office but i feel so desperately alone. i want my mum. i want to be the person i was eight months ago again

thank you Amazon for offering me a christmas discount on a toilet frame i looked at but did not buy for my dying mother five months ago

[RONNIE BARKER VOICE] no, gamer wards. to ward off gamers.

i'm trying very hard to engage with Christmas because i think trying to opt out entirely would be impossible, but everything about it seems calculated to hurt me right now

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

started crying out of absolutely nowhere a little bit ago. i fear grief is approaching critical mass due to christmas

i pretty much spend every weekend in bed now, awaiting death

make no mistake, when these worms finally age out of relevance any power they hold will be handed down to people who think exactly like them. there's no way to simply wait it out

the world is becoming such a bitter and miserable place and i genuinely don't know if i want to continue living in it

Repeatedly asking the supermarket staff for a 'chocolate battle pass' and feigning misunderstanding when they ask if I mean 'advent calendar'

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

That MSPs are now openly saying stuff like this is chilling. "Controversial groups like LGBT Youth Scotland"? LGBTYS didn't need to be in my schools for me to be gay, but they sure as hell would have helped me avoid 9 years of fear and self-loathing if they had been. Despicable stuff.

more like... Stupid Party That Sucks

i envy people who can go to a restaurant without thoroughly researching the ordering process, where to collect, where do i stand etc. online beforehand

“but if you stage a takeover surely Your Party will collapse” “lol” said the SWP, “lmao”

i hate the weekends now. i genuinely wish i could work 7 days a week and just forget about everything

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

they're talking about youse on here

Games will always be accidentally funny.

Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO

having more and more moments when grief overwhelms me, especially the last few days. i can be anywhere, doing anything at all, and it will hit me like a truck

i listened to Rumours on my morning commute today, and by god im going to listen to Rumours on my evening commute too

look at me i'm groceries

the breakfast club bullying my ass at 6:45am yesterday

im cold, sick and tired and i want my mum

ok this cheered me up

my mum watched a shit ton of Downton Abbey in the last 8 weeks of her life and now if i see anything from that or anyone even mentions it i feel like im gonna throw up

something im im noticing is that a lot of people ask me how my dad and my brother are but they don't ask how i am

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

i feel like things are getting harder as time goes on, not easier. there are days when the thought of never speaking to my mum again makes me feel so sick that i don't know what to do

If only it was this easy to get rid of the US government in real life bsky.app/profile/did:...

THEY'RE NATURE'S LABUBU, COOP. CONKERS. GEN Z ARE UNBOXING THEM DOWN AT QUANTICO

the Dolly Parton health scare was the modern equivalent of the Cuban Missile Crisis

not one single fucking thing

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

i love this heat action because you can leave and go get a glass of milk

Protestant Zardoz

A favorite of mine is this scene from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. The scenery above, below, and to the left and right of Shatner and Nimoy are all a tiny budget-saving model with a hole in it that the camera can see the actors through

Today’s theory. They put motion smoothing on TVs, and when most people couldn’t see anything was wrong with that, they decided to make politics spiteful and thick, and let water companies put human shit in your tap water. It was the test. We failed.

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