Wordle 1,757 5/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,756 3/6* 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Auction closes TODAY 4/8 at 8PM PDT! You can bid on these rare items from #MarthaWells and #JoeHill to have a chance to take them home with you. We have a ton of precious items up now! Visit here: https://twp.ai/9PcLf1#MarthaWells#JoeHilllink in bio)

Wordle 1,755 3/6* ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂

Connections Puzzle #1032 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Heart attack Stroke Sniper's bullet 25th Amendment Place your bets

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

Come on then, and remove him.

"Croesus then asked if he should make war on the Persians and if he should take to himself any allied force. The oracles to whom he sent this question included those at Delphi and Thebes. Both oracles gave the same response, that if Croesus made war on the Persians he would destroy a mighty empire."

WELP that’s one way to make sure I don’t stay up all night watching the nasa livestream

Artemis crew: Who's the President? Mission Control: Donald Trump. Artemis crew: Dammit, we're on the wrong timeline!

“nutella’s haunted”

Latest Artemis II Photo Proving Problematic For Science

Artemis II

Wordle 1,753 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Hi guys! I've very 1st world problem. Last Christmas, I gave you m— no wait. Last Christmas, I bought my 15yo daughter a present she REALLY wanted (with a heavy use of my overdraft): tickets to see her all time favourite artist, Alex Warren. The gig is this month, in London She's super excited (1/2)

One of them hides. Other three pretend there never was a fourth crew member. This works best if the one in hiding has a twin back on Earth who can pop up in the control room and shout “surprise!”

I just laughed at this harder than I've laughed at anything in a while

NEW: University of Michigan Chinese researcher dies after allegedly "hostile questioning" by federal agents www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...

Clean, no-distractions live stream of the Artemis II flyby! 🚀 🌑 Blackout: 18:44 EDT | 22:44 UTC | 05:44 ICT 🚀 Closest: 19:02 EDT | 23:02 UTC | 06:02 ICT 📏 Record: 19:07 EDT | 23:07 UTC | 06:07 ICT 🌎 Earthrise: 19:25 EDT | 23:25 UTC | 06:25 ICT ☀️ Eclipse: 20:35 EDT | 00:35 UTC | 07:35 ICT Say hi! 👋

Nutella sales are 🕶 skyrocketing

Y'all there is a woman and a black man circling the moon and NASA's mission control+ science teams are so diverse and people are nerding out about science and exploration this is all a gigantic middle finger to the stupid and hate and grotesque ghouls running our country

And look at all these stories:

Alexa, activate the Torment Nexus

The Footlong Good Friday

Wordle 1,752 4/6* 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I remember the days when a religious fundamentalist and paedo-enabler threatening to blow everything up before signing off, "Praise be to Allah", would be considered a 'bad' thing...

Happy Easter

Reform UK leader Nigel Farage said: "Personally I wouldn't buy a ticket." Because Farage has religiously attended every Wireless festival to date.

Wordle 1,751 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩that was evil 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

Be like Sam, don't use AI ;)

They need to do a remake of Into The Shop.

A story of entitlement and modern day parenting. My god I’m not professing to have been the perfect parent when mine were toddlers but let me share with you a story of what perceive to be utter wankery. I’m working in my village pub on the bar Friday nights. North Yorkshire pub, a bit posh.

Wordle 1,750 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

MASSIVE fan of this one:

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Wordle 1,749 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Nurse! He's off his meds again!

I've decided to donate my brain to science. [years later my brain is used to prop open the Science door]

Howard knows how to fix it. Life imitating art

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Wordle 1,748 5/6* ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

*remembers to breathe* #Artemis