This is probably ok

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

juro

i often think about this review

my least favorite game is outer wilds. my favorite game came out on the xbox 360. i haven't read a book since i was 15 years old. i signed everyone's high school yearbook with 'sometimes the curtains are just blue.' i make $300k a year writing emails for 30 minutes once a week.

Target #Starfox

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INBOX: Rep. Thomas Massie, who has enraged Trump for his insistence on blocking tariffs and releasing the Epstein files according to the law, just issued what is widely known among Chinese dissidents as "a declaration of no suicidal intent" (不自殺聲明), a sign of extreme distress.

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

My new favorite German word.

Joke about Philadelphia

Mewgenics VA meeting

Huge leak they are making a new pmd but this time the p stands for “penis” and the md stands for “maybe dick”

amazing. i sort of assumed it was something like this but it is very funny to learn that we take more care with our noclip game history tape archive than the fucking FBI

THAT'S MY GOAT

there is NOTHING stopping you from taking a plastic grocery bag into a gas station and filling up the bag with fountain soda and then drinking it with a big piece of aquarium tubing except for intervention from the gas station staff and the lack of structural integrity inherent to the bag's design

Lieu plays Bondi the infamous clip of Trump & Epstein partying together & asks her if there were underaged girls at any party the two attended "This is so ridiculous," Bondi says. "There's no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime" "I believe you just lied under oath," Lieu replies

The Gestapo want riots so badly that they have to start them themselves.

He's just an early 2000s alternative platformer mascot #deadlock

I had a dream that they announced a new kingdom hearts game and Emet-Selch was there and he shot goofy

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

Messing around in boats

The Rainbow Stoneship #Torchic #Shinx #pmd #MysteryDungeon #ExplorersOfSky #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Grovyle

how some ppl srsly and genuinely think

So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.

in 2027 they made drawing a cartoon arse illegal. my open-mouthed face stolen from a discord ID check appeared on everyone's screens with ARSE PREDATOR written under it. I was arrested in 0.5 seconds because an AI smelled me buying a microwave burger and followed me home through nest cameras

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

Most people today are extremely unaware of the sheer amount of freedoms the last 80 years have taken from us. We live in the most restrictive age in human history by a significant margin

Daily bunny no.3225 had a late night brew

To Belong 1/5 🧷 TF comic #TFTuesday #TFEveryday

“I devoted my entire life to safeguarding the ideals of democratic freedom and promoting liberty across this great land, and I cannot emphasize enough how lucky I am to have left this world before I had to see what Donald Trump has done to our country’s most sacred values.” said Joseph Biden

detroit: become human is a fascinating case study in the failure of the european education system

:^)

Idiocracy continues to be a prophecy.

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

Tomino: "Wow, I wrote that?! Well, I'm nothing special. It's only relevant today because humanity hasn't really improved at all...."

solution nine wuk lamat #ffxiv

This is a perfect example of "I saw a thing that I could do and I started doing it"

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