Brain is frustratingly empty and unoccupied (homesick)

maybe I just want to rub the belly of a bigger cat into a trance where I fall asleep on top of them

Is the cookies and cream frosted flakes really worth it??!

I'm a big boy now

Not totally indicative of my absolute skill while most of weekend 2 was me focusing on completing challenges, but not terrible lol

heading to san antonio between the 21st and 22nd at Round 1 to try out the new iidx after it drops

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nearly 8 years huhhh

I coughed sneezed and pissed at the same time I don't recommend it

reading my telemarketing spam like

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Buying a Porsche requires a considerable """"portion""""" of money

What if I made my safeword "Torikan" :)

so like, why should I just be an echo in your group and not do anything

like, I'm gonna be damn honest. I'm not available most times a typical person is. I feel like that distances me the most from being a good friend. I always want to, but I'm just always at work or asleep in the daytime. haven't found much night shifters. sorry. idk what a sun is :v

At it again. Turns out my I/O was completely fine (?) cause it's not changing my button profiles anymore? I guess? I'd still like to get a Capcom I/O soon.

I'm fine. I just don't do well in groups where I'm mostly just a friend of a friend tbh. Sorry. I've left most all kinds of groups like this. If this applies to you, I'm sorry. It's certainly not the goal of the spaces to make me feel off, but I just don't really exist to be a simple guy.

And with every night, I face death, and I get a little better every day

my first. a cat crouching, sideways

I'm AuDHD. I will approach things carefully in such means at my own time. You will find we can be good friends if you come down to my level for a chance. get fucking real.

gamers don't you hate it when ghosts come back to haunt you

Look at how FLAT they are <3 New FlashTaps installed

Are you a Houston local? Do you visit StratosFur? Do you like arcade games? A local Houston arcade that helps rent arcade cabinets out to StratosFur, and is a really cool JP style arcade on its own, is on the brink of closure... but YOU can help prevent that! ❤️ www.paypal.com/donate?campa...

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Casually swallowing up another calorie pack who so kindly offered themselves to me~ Glrk~ www.furaffinity.net/view/55670767/

Didn't have any planned art for Vore Day, but sweet friendo jumped in to full the void! What a sweetheart; thank you! 🎨: @Lyutedraws.bsky.social ft. @cinnabyte.vored.me & @jtnebulae.bsky.social #vore #voreday

Fun fact: Did you know that, as a tiger, I am part of the family of Felidae? This is due to the fact you're able to felid-eez nuts.

It's not a work night delivering pizza without a random pulling over to shove a gun through my passenger window

art based off this post: www.reddit.com/r/Losercity/...

Good morning, hoping it'll lighten someone's day when I say I wiped out an entire colony of mosquitoes and their eggs/larvae this morning <3 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I just like bigger hungrier men, okay.

Pick up your 250$ order next time, cause we threw out all this pizza~ (ok we actually distributed pizza to employees and homeless before closing)

working for HEB: "Hey man, had to pull you into the office today because you're wearing an OLD cotton HEB shirt. We have to use the new slik shirts okay." working for Domino's: "Yoooo, is that the Stranger Things promo shirt our franchisee never got??? You bringing that in to work tomorrow??"

God I love prehensile tongues...

I think whoever was behind the Sonic Adventure 2 design should get a Nobel prize

If you're visiting, you're not experiencing Texas until you're coughing and wheezing like you're in Midgar because a truck is always parked next to you running.

I'm not that much of a sonic fan, but I just really really really really really like SA2B okay!

vore

krusty.. krab... pizza. Is... the pizza. for you and me...

Costco has calzones now

fantastic foreskins

That's not nori...

Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey is only showing at Dallas for 70mm, and tickets for next year are already sold out?? Nani???

you can boost mental health by being around people that actually give a shit and aren't total pieces of shit and existing in a space where you can feel comfortable being yourself? WHO FUCKING KNEW?!

this box design is making me feel horny...