Kapanen I will fucking haunt you

Shoulda been a penalty shot wtf

I don’t remember where I saw it, but the best description I remember is: McDavid skates like he is in love with the ice: Mac skates like the ice killed both his parents.

Sony has released new images from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse at #cinemacon2026, with looks at Miles, 2099, Spider-Punk, and what seems to be a flashback to a young Jefferson and Aaron Davis.

So it appears that the “Door Dash Grandma” is just another Republican scam Really, is anyone surprised? At all?

the Swalwell accusers are heroes and I'm so so glad they got to see such a swift and definitive outcome rather than months of this dragging out while their honesty was constantly relitigated by Twitter pundits MAY IT EVER BE THUS

Sammmmmmm

I’m trying desperately to care about this game, but I’m not finding the will

Pop up windows covering a big chunk of the screen during play? Really? And they charge $20 per month for this crap?

The moon land acknowledgements in woke 4 are gonna go so hard

This is the best good will hunting spin off I’ve ever seen

Argh. This is an infuriating perspective. Dianna Russini didn’t ruin things for other women. Her indiscretions are her responsibility and hers alone. What makes things hard for women sports reporters are men who don’t see or respect us as equals. Period

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Real Estate: Never Mind, It’s An Airbnb Now

Hate to see the catholic church become political for the first time in its entire existence, really disappointing to see them go on this crusade

This kind of thing at Substack (including their Nazi problem and trans hate problem) are why my newsletter is at Ghost.org and always has been. Andrew Tate is a spectacularly vile human being accused of numerous violent crimes against women and hugely corrosive for young male minds.

'the pope is an American because the Vatican is out to get me' is terrific because it's both a thing an insane person would think and also probably true.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

"if you just put out he wouldn't have had to rape you" logic applied to elections. it's an ideology of assault all the way down.

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

revenge time

something i increasingly wonder is if after his death if a new religious movement begins around him, a cult of vice worship and id making it explicit. i don't think the cultural infrastructure and social context exists here anymore for that, but a pandemic or "ai" economic shift could create it.

I wanted minne

LFG NUGGETS, bring me another Larry

Please never Zeke again

Roddy the body is actually a great nickname

the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

Trump is reinventing Mormonism from first principles

Roddy sixth man of the year if it weren’t for the damn game limit

DA talked about this Friday night... lot of guys last chance to play this year and he thought he owed them minutes... They're proving something right now. Real cool

Me when she tells me how her shitty ex is being a shit person (as always)

Roddy too hottie

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

The last time I watched golf, I ended up spending nearly $2k over the next six months trying to get back into it. I’m not watching the masters.

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

s’ocat

Earnestly believing a jersey is cursed is some idiotic shit, I’m sorry.

Stress level: not just over 9,000, but over 9,000,0000,0000,000,000!

Don’t worry - Vance will solve the problem

was once New Amsterdam.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute