Pretty easy to not be rooting for Argentina for *gestures at everything involved with them* but they still score goals that make you go damn

Norway has small guys that can score too? Yikes man

Something else

The umpire initiates a second 9th inning review of a play in a Rockies/Giants game that is already nearly four hours old. People want this. They scream for more.

Kyle Karros, we're doing this

I was very *whatever* on Tyler Freeman but now that there are no World Cup games and I have to watch this at night now I'm fully on the @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social train

I'm sorry, man. Ivan Herrera? An All-Star? What are we doing here?

But his knee hurts tho

When Tanner Gordon is starting but you remember his performance can’t hurt you

Are there gonna be any stars at this All-Star Game?

Messi inflatable just looks like Jesus ohhhh I get it

FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids https://theonion.com/fifa-admits-it-has-no-idea-why-soccer-players-walk-out-on-field-with-little-kids/

I think it’s very funny that the TV entities chose Mets/Red Sox to be on primetime all weekend and with everything else going on didn’t bother to flex them out

@rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social how often in this life do we get second chances

The second the penalty taker takes the cute stutter step you know he's cooked

I don't say this lightly. Jenny Taft is one of the best people in the industry. You're not going to find a nicer human in any walk of life.

Hooooooooooo boy I sure do hate that union-busting commercial that just came up on MLB.TV just now! That was actually worse than the whispering tennis announcer ESPN streaming app commercial!

sometimes you need to protect yourself

20 years ago today, the headbutt heard around the world (cup) youtu.be/k674vAjl08g

If Stephen Vogt wants to win his third straight manager of the year he’s gonna have to pull a rabbit out of his ass and then get a better team

if you’re 32 and in AAA you should get to do some roids.

I need the World Cup back. I was just reminded of the Cleveland offense without Jose Ramirez

Been nearly 2 years since the last individual no-hitter (Blake Snell). Haven't had a gap that long since 2004-06 (Randy Johnson perfect game to Anibal Sanchez)

This is such a personal violent attack of a push notification I’m debating throwing my entire phone in the ocean and going off the grid

TJ Maxx Adds Meat https://theonion.com/tj-maxx-adds-meat/

It's hardly news but man the Padres just have the most rancid vibes of any team

VII?

Not an All-Star tho?

Absolute Chimneys!!!

Fletcher and Hargreaves are such a fun listen

Gotta say never thought I’d hear a British soccer announcer drop a relevant LENNY HARRIS pinch hitter reference in a World Cup broadcast

Swiss manager looks like Miles Teller in Michael

“I’d rather be us than them” but it’s the US vs Egypt

Ball don’t lie is a thing in Egypt too huh

More like Messy

taco’s

Why have I had notifications from 6 different apps about the most obvious and honestly boring Belgian “clapback” those guys should have done a lot better

🙄

La résponse imprévue, by René Magritte, 1933, 📸 by Robert Gauthier

Imagine if they had the same effort and Freese hadn’t made the worst play of his life and it was 2-1

Pausa de hidratación

Pretty tough legacy for Pulisic so far

Tim Ream chump of the week

I want the US to win for a lot of reasons but mostly because this has been a wildly fun 3 and a half weeks and it’s the most fun I’ve had rooting for a team in a long time and I don’t really want it to end.

Wondering if Pulisic even dressed today

That was dope as hell

Hard to play more terrified than that for 20 minutes