‘Pids beat Minnesota FC tonight too so tough go for the state

😂😂

I’m listening

Nobody calls it Thanksgiving Eve and nobody is going to start now

If this game ends up being a @bishopk.bsky.social special and he gets to like all our mean tweets then so be it

taco’s

Please get this guy on a real team this year please

Naw man I’m not fucking doing this tonight

I'm all for Paul Skenes no-hitting the Rockies but not Mitch Keller. I won't be doing any of that.

Some days you think the Rockies have turned a slight corner then you see them botch a pickle to allow a run to score where their starting pitcher just forgets to move and you’re like ah well nevertheless

I truly thought that Avs not clinching at home since 2008 note was fake smh

“Thank god for Brayan Rocchio” I say as the boa constrictor wraps tighter around my torso just as the Gypsy woman predicted

Shohei is so bored with baseball he’s only trying to win the Cy Young this year is the only explanation

Avs wouldn't dare lose on my birthday

Decently big goal potentially!

ESPN's hockey coverage is atrocious and somehow keeps getting worse

I also hope to have "Butt-Ending" as a chyron next to my name at some point

It has been very enjoyable to watch Travis Bazzana play baseball so far

This is important

Ok but the new Judy Greer Allstate commercials totally have the dog from Good Boy in them right

Annoyed that I just thought NOW to call the Avs effort last night “no show, whale shit hockey” 🙄

Cleveland getting 2 hits in 11 innings and still going 1-15 with RISP should be impossible but I don’t put anything past this offense

Less enthused about this performance than I was Tuesday tbh

Guardians love catchers who can’t hit they always have

Once a week the Rockies lose a game where they have a 95% win probability. Last year they would have one game a week where they had a 95% win probability at all.

PDP/Purple Row truly against the world

This is the quietest ballpark I’ve ever been at

Rox using Turnstile as their walkout Year of the Rockies back on

Should of kept

First Avs playoff game and gotta say. It went off.

Why does every worker at the Avs game get mad at me when I ask for Coke in a paper cup

Anybody up for a cold and wet ass-kicking???

It's important the Rockies have a player like Mickey Moniak. This kind of split is ok. It's wonderful actually. It means they're on the right track. It means nature is healing.

Just a stupid amount of goals for an NHL semifinal playoff game

taco's

MEET UR MAKAR

Neck in neck

This isn't as bad as the Lightning, but it's not better

Need a different Wood

That was a hell of a move from Tarasenko but we also don’t need more from Darren Pang and his Blues boner

You know who’s not scoring any of these goals for the Avs? Any of their elite scorers. Gotta say that bodes well

An Avalanche of goals if you will

Why do people keep signing Corey Perry thinking it’s going to help them

Very excited to watch the first period of the Avs game on TruTv or whatever because Turner can’t figure out hockey windows

Everything about Chase DeLauter’s hit tool is fun imo

I dunno at this point I just gotta say I’m an Olivia Rodri-guy

Coors

Man am I over this opener shit

Austin Hedges with a HR, double, and a backpick today, a huge win for the glorious power of friendship

Have we asked where Max Muncy was during this time? Just asking questions