top notch mascottin'

I don’t want to hear about Michigan Football ever again. JV program

I think, societally, we're going to need to have to have a talk about the ChatGPT brother and sister going on a road trip

I Had Two Plates But Don’t Feel Like An Asshole: a celebratory Thanksgiving anthem

We’re back, baby

Sure yeah the Avs but I haven’t heard a thing about the Mams recently 🤔

Michigan destroying Gonzaga in a statement game. The only statement game the school will make this week ?????

Avs might be the savior of this economy

Rockies stay catching strays (complimentary)

Dylan Cease for 7 years means you'll get a good pitcher for 3 of them so you just had to do it

Rick Springfield implies the existence of Rick Shelbyville

Have him play two months for every team

I hope next round of the Holiday Baking Championship they just give everyone a switchblade and lock them in the kitchen because it’d be better than what we saw last episode

I think I hated every word of this

what's wrong with this guy

So it goes

The most predictable owner does the most predictable thing

Up 31-7, backup in the game for the Bucs, Sean McVay is going to get Matt Stafford the MVP no matter what. He’s never even heard of a run play the rest of the game

When “analytics” tell you not to take the lead with 3 minutes left in a home game against a fierce division rival you should probably just let common sense take over

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

Thankfully my Brandon Nimmo Team Italy WBC jersey remains untainted

I do find it remarkable how every single Michigan fan was in a coma from 2004-2019 and they all managed to wake up the morning of Nov 27, 2021 with all their previous memories erased

The LL Bean commercial where it's just guys in flannels doing odd jobs but then it's a random shot of Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation???

Colts ain't it. Real 2021 Titans vibes

JSN MVP?

Everybody involved with the offense for Wyoming gotta go yesterday

Fudd Rankings: 1. Azzi 2. Ruckers 3. Elmer

Just watched episode 5 of The Chair Company ask me all but one thing

Told yall

Holy shit I'm a glutton for college basketball but that ending to Troy/USC was a pants-ruiner

Texans are the same team every year. One or two primetime games where they eat someone’s lunch, great defense and they’re 9-8 at best

The Bills suck

Every QB has that team but goddamn do the Texans make Josh Allen lose his everloving mind

Quick someone do an Animorphs cover of him turning into a ficus

Super TV research nerd shit, but I'm thinking about throwing a parade for Marquette because they finally ditched Sidearm Stats and got Statbroadcast

16-9, 3.61 ERA, 9.1 K/9

Don't blame the Orioles for getting ahead of their own pitching failures-turned-Cy Young-caliber-reclamation project. They're on a good run in that category

Spotify playlist just went from Sparta to the Mars Volta on shuffle and I can’t tell if it’s doing a bit or not

Come on man how many more avatar movies are there

Bowled 4 games with my 6 year old on Saturday and woke up today so sore I'm walking around like Vincent D'Onofrio after the alien took his body in Men in Black

This lunatic has got to stop dragging my good name through the mud. No relation

I'm gonna get drunk as hell tonight and pay for it the rest of the week

I can't wait to watch 60 Minutes right after this game *realizing I'm on the West coast* Fuck

Listen, man. They've won so many games this year when they played like garbage. They've played pretty decently today! Against a good team! How about you win a game where you play well?

Mahomes wasn't even on the ground before he yelled at the refs pointing that he got hit in the head when even on the replay it wasn't even close. It's so tired.

Ah well, nothing bad can happen here

I feel like it's good the Broncos only have 42 rush yards. I feel like whenever I hear people talk about how to win football games they always start with "you can't ever run the ball"

Nobody in human history is slower than Travis Kelce appears

I'd be more mad if there was even one second before, during, or after where I thought the Broncos would actually win this game