Didn’t make it. Can’t hear anything. Life is good.

Maxx Crosby is gonna LOVE this bozo.

Trying to thread the needle between band rehearsal and Nuggets tipoff.

There's a reason you're seeing Nikola on your timeline 🃏

Jerkoffs from Framingham when they get the smallest taste of their own medicine.

There is a growing section of shirtless Rockies fans at Coors Field chanting "Take it off, take it off!" the group is getting bigger as more topless people join

Not everything is about you, bud. You just happened to be the first baked bean I came across.

Pats fans defending some light cheating for the 25th straight season all “See, swamp gas reflected off of Vrabel’s wedding ring due to the ideal gas law which caused the game film to appear in Belichick’s office…”

Iran played that dumb bitch like a fiddle. Beat him at his own game

Avs division titles: 13 Rockies playoff games won: 10

CHAMPS of the Central ✅

it would be crazy if it happens while you're on a plane because some of the passengers would start crying and like have no where to go for hours while everyone else is really happy and laughing and going nuts

we’re living in a remake of Dr. Strangelove where every character is this guy:

MARTY NACHOSSSSS

TAZERRRR

Goated mission insignia tbh.

Hahahaha fuck.

Good tier happy memories

Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon

FUCK ALL YALL #MILEHIGHBASKETBALL #RIPCITY

JAMALLLLLLLLL

HE IS RISEN

Goddammit I FUCKING hate the fucking Trailblazers.

Awkward scenes aboard Artemis II as Trump stops ranting and none of the astronauts have anything left to say to him, leading to extended dead air

I actually really world want to slap box this fucking guy.

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

Fun fact: The Canadian Space Agency meals sent up include tubes of maple syrup, moose steaks, a hockey glove, beaver juice, fries and gravy and Tim Horton’s Sugar Pucks©️ #Artemis #NASA

TIME FOR MOON SHIT #MOON #ArtemisII

Just sitting here contrasting this moment with President Shit For Brains trying to nuke Iran tomorrow #Artemis #NASA #Moon

“Mario Galaxy isn’t on the level of Citizen Kane. It’s just the Mario Characters running around doing the shit they do in the video games”

The Usual Suspects (1995)

MOON SHIT #moon

Taint Lewis

Fuck ass saint Louis

Future Primitive Brewing, Seattle

It’s getting hairy in the ball

THAT goal counts bitch ass refs

KID COLTTTTTT GOALLLLLL

#NHL #DallasStars

@Nasa got @tignotaro.bsky.social to warm the crowd of nerds up. Huge get.

EAT SHIT STARS FANS. #DallasStars

Watching this shit all 🤔 like I even know what the fuck I’m doing. Moon shit, bich. #Moon

happy easter

He fired that general because he wouldn’t use nukes. The new guy will on Tuesday, apparently.