Oh, yuck. www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...

What a schmozzle on front of the Vegas net. Yes, I turned it on.

As much as I can't stand the Golden Knights, I'm happy for Mitch Marner.

#GenX youtube.com/shorts/ghuB4...

You aren't truly #GenX if you don't know Jenny's phone number. youtube.com/shorts/VE9vw...

There's an old man on a city bus holding a candy cane And it isn't even Christmas #Punk youtube.com/watch?v=IFBV...

Is it just me, or is this app drunk?

The Selke isn't as sexy as the Hart or Vezina, but it's a big deal. I see it as the best all around player in the league.

I think it's a crime Tomas Plekanec was never even nominated for a Selke.

Well, howdy. Something fun to watch again!

Wow.

This is EXACTLY how EVERY Gen Xer counts to 12.

I shit on OC Transpo constantly, but I want to make it clear it's not the every day drivers and operators. Customer service, too. They're top-notch. It's the clowns at the top that are the problem.

But will it still smell like sewage?

A classic. One of my all-time favourites. youtube.com/watch?v=vimZ...

🤔

Just drop dead already.

I support electric vehicles, but can they change the sound they make? It creeps me out. Sounds like a UFO following me.

I don't understand why every #Punk band hasn't covered this song. youtube.com/watch?v=zOIL...

Oh, Chris Nilan going to the Rangers sucked too.

I said two days ago I was done with hockey until the draft and I lasted like six and a half hours.

Or maybe my edible kicked in.

Gallagher, Beck and a second for McDavid. Book it. #GoHabsGo

Brendan Gallagher leaving the Habs for another team ranks as one of the harder ones for me. Patrick Roy, Larry Robinson, Saku, PK, and now Gallagher.

Happy Pride! ❤️🧡💛🩵💚💙💜 ❤️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈❤️ ❤️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈❤️

The longest tenured Hab next year. #GoHabsGo #TheHobby

Stick tap to Brendan Gallagher. I wish I had paid more attention to him the previous game he played. It didn't come to me that it could be his last with the Habs. I can't wait for his first game back at the Bell Centre. #GoHabsGo #TheHobby

I think my salt shaker would make a decent 3rd jersey.

Fucker on my deck.

I don't think I've ever seen an inning like this.

The Yankees have 13 runs THIS INNING!

I remember how cool it was when I was getting to be the same age as some players. Now I'm getting to be the same age as some coaches and it's less cool.

Lemieux was on Conan? youtube.com/watch?v=V00N...

I will eat my hat if they trade the first overall.

Let me tell you bout my best friend,!! This is Mr Nicks and he’s a 3-4 year old rescue super star #adoptdontshop

Wait a minute...this sounds like rock and, or roll. youtube.com/watch?v=UIVe...

When does hockey season start? #GoHabsGo

🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 youtube.com/watch?v=FfgG...

These Cincinnati Reds uniforms are complete cheeks.

My brother and I are taking our mom out to dinner for her 75th tonight. I'm a little bitter about having to put on long pants, though.

The Offspring are kind of cartoonish and goofy, but this was surprisingly emotional to see live. #Punk youtube.com/watch?v=HFnD...

I talked a little smack during and after game 1. Canes fans get some free shots. Have at it!

Your Mercedes won't start Now that's a crying shame I guess 90k a year buys nothing but complaints #Punk youtube.com/watch?v=9Frf...

One of my guilty pleasure songs. An absolute banger. youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-...

Stanley Kubrick would have to put hooks in my eyes to get me to watch this final.

Bill Daly is on TV. That's my cue to change the channel.

I'm happy for Nik Ehlers.