My cat has this uncanny ability to always step on my balls no matter what I do

quote this post with your chest pics pls and thanku x

I’m completely sober and I fully agree. Be sluts!

GIFs need to be more gay. What do you mean I can’t type in any quote from a musical and find a gif from the slime tutorial?

Reddit always reminds me that straight men are very very boring

cold ass sundays are made for iced coffee and video games

I’m on my megazords bullshit again and my bank account is not happy 😩

Watching Power Rangers and someone pulled out a gun. The 90’s and 00’s were wild

Showered, shaved and on my way to London (after getting changed)

We did the leg dayyy

Fucken woof

Hope you all been naughty! Best wishes from your wolf dad. 🐺😘

🌚🌝

Leg day ended a bit early due to the new Planet Fitness hours 😩

Waking up at the cottage tmrw

Merry Christmas boys 🎄

Obligatory gay thotty Christmas pics

Merry Christmas from this burly Lumberjack 💪🎅🎄

Thanks for your suggestions! There were a few movies that I really wanted watch but had to rent or didn’t have the attention for subtitles. These were the movies we watched today Scrooged Jingle All the Way A Christmas Story A Muppet Christmas Carol Krampus The Family Stone Happiest Season

Bush tease 😜

Come cuddle with me!

Another ✈️ nude in the friendly skies 🍑

Good morning and merry Christmas

Gays be like "she served c*nt" and its just the garbage lady from Labyrinth. Its me. Im gays.

🤤🤤🤤

🎶 all i do is look at you look at you 🎵

1 attention please 👉🏻👈🏻

I don’t necessarily celebrate but here’s a throw back for those that do! Merry Christmas friends 💜

Happy xmas sluts

Brought out the red briefs for one reason. 🙂‍↕️🎄🎅🏾🦌

hi

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁 Now come sit on my lap 🎅

Hair’s gettin longer.

Merry Christmas 🎄

WAIT A MINUTE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE- TIME TO POST ONE OF MY FAVOURITE IMAGES THE BINCH

I’m on a huge physical media kick right now, and I’m debating if I should buy some streaming exclusive shows on blu ray or dvd. Especially with power rangers since I’m not far off from having the whole 30 year series on dvd 🤔I just know buying them would be a gamble on quality

It’s way too early to be up, but good morning ☀️ say it back?

Nothing like the cats screaming so loud that you are up hours before you wanted. I love them so much

hey i’m live…AGAIN with some dbd if anyone wants to hang out tonight 👀 come say hi don’t be shy! twitch.tv/jedd_y

Workout is done for the day. Anyone wanna go dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square?

We decided to stay home for Christmas instead of flying to see my family. I want to have a Christmas movie marathon and need to make a movie list. Give me some fun recommendations!

Happy holidays ya filthy animals

Jork at work or something like that

Same shirt. Sep 2023 vs Dec 2025. Feeling WIDE

Jan 2024 → December 2024 I feel like I made some decent progress this year! I should definitely try to hit things harder next year.

Seriously. Best to treat them like rattlesnakes and keep a distance.

Little throw back

why are the best selfies always when my room is the least tidy 😭