me he pesado y estoy en los 86kg 😳 pensaba que pesaba unos 82 o así

built like a Pixar mom

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I miss my friends 🥺 (it’s only been a week)

how expensive WOULD it be to book a last minute trip to PV 🤔

Y’all bust today? Just curious.

that’s enough social media for today

Crazy that this happened in Grand Rapids (where I used to live)

Having depressed thoughts after midnight is no fun

Think it's getting beefier and hairier 🤔

At the gym thinking about snacks… and dicks

a spider(?) bit my tiddie last night. Hope it doesn’t fall off 😔

I must’ve liked the wrong post bc now my IG feed keeps showing me hot roided Russians 😶‍🌫️

y’all got NY resolutions?

Another wretched year to witness the dismantling of our government 😊😊😊.

Happy new years, bitcħes!

I’m back in civilization and I can smell the FOOD and the SPICES

The most recent Dandadan chapters have the most unhinged character designs I’ve seen in a MINUTE

IG saw it first

It’s 21°F outside and bro is in FLIP FLOPS 🫩 fvckin Ohio, man

should be sleeping but I’m hungry and horny and that just won’t do 🙂‍↔️

Saw a reel the other day with a comprehension quiz at the end 😭

I love bubblegum balls and I don’t mean the candy

never even had a chance 😪

In 2026 will I open myself up to dating? 🤨

We went to the gym anyways so happy FLEX FRIDAY!!!!!!

Unsure if I should focus on arms, tiddies, or legs this next mesocycle 🤷‍♀️

Escaped outside when my dad put on some Ch*rli* K*rk interviews on YouTube. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Not my dad casually saying Islamophobic nonsense on the phone on this day of chryslermas

There’s a hot guy here slow strokin it and I know he’s not doing it for me but I don’t mind watching but also it’s making me feel like I’m in elementary school watching a bad kid break the rules

I don't do Christmas but if you wanna get me gear and wrap it nicely ill take it. 😂

Friends wouldn’t leave my tiddịes alone today omg 😔

Bought all these colorful jockstraps and haven’t put them to good use 🙂‍↔️.

in a tid̺d̪ie mood today

will never stop getting shocked by how fat my aʃʃ looks in the mirror. every single time. 😶‍🌫️

You ever observe someone’s story who you used to think was super hot and now all that comes to mind when you see them is just a bunch of annoying behaviors?

why tf is it so round??

why are the best selfies always when my room is the least tidy 😭

me too, Marge. me too.

Hope you’re hungry 😈

Only in LA can you go and see Vivian Jenna Wilson perform to Gnarly by KATSEYE dressed up like James from Pokemon.

felt blüe

here’s your reminder to breast boobily today

Ran into a cutie I’ve chatted w online before at the gym tonight. My awkward demeanor must’ve scared him off 🙂‍↔️

if you come over and watch video essays w me maybe I’ll show you the goods 😇

Maybe it’s the holiday spirit but I want Santa to shimmy down my chimney 🕳️🎅🏼

Lovely snowy #tummytuesday

here to pay the meat tax