Posting ass to scare away the Mondays 🥺

Monterey Park 🙂‍↔️ Watery Pork 🙂‍↕️

big back pants okay or whatever ice spice said

Just a reminder:

Eat or pound?

Spank or bite? 🦦🥰

I could never live in San Diego. They don’t even have NORMS

wouldst thou like to live FernGulliciously

a dude I was trying to chat w at the bar wasn’t paying me much attention. guess I have to get beefier an musclier now 😔 (jk)(mostly 😋)

Boyfriend POV

think here the light hit the furry butt right

woke up feeling like ass

Fuzzy 🥰

Might act up in this hotel room idk

crazy how much my cheeks jiggle like wow

Maybe I am a water type 💦

git in there

Predator Badlands . 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

spooky season’s over so you know the bulge is real

bedrotting today as the lordt wanted

Under the weather. Must get soup.

Let’s test it out 😈

Looks like I’m due for a deload week. I need to make plans w frenz next week pronto

jus’ big n’ tender

Oh, hey ;)

howdy pardner

breasting a bit too boobily on this fine tummy Tuesday I fear

Lemme open up the crock pot and show you how the dip is made

Post a witch

two people told me last night that I was built like a tank 💪 what a nice compliment 🥰

i know my body tea when my gainer oomfs like my story

selfie tax: the price I must pay in exchange for posting my silly goose thoughts online 🙂‍↔️

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.

I am now gayer for having watched Doja Cat’s Jealous Type music video

in a good mood, so you get face and paunch

:)

S/O to the sexy short king in the blazer and shorts showing off his nice legs at the airport

Tryin my best to join the big back brigade

boofy silhouette

Hotel mirrors, you know the drill

Regrettable sentiment: when I realized my interests are generally far too niche to encounter others who feel the same about those topics and thus makes me feel like I’m incapable to forming deep friendships or feel like part of a community. I’m just weird 😔

S/O to the hot AA flight attendant

gaped and played like an instrument

If I were an anime super hero I’d go by the name of Best Penist