move over situationship 2026 is the year of the explanationship

serving face 🫦 but high key needed to pee real bad 😤

Thick. Always will be.

it wasn’t even cake day 😏

sometimes I think working 3rd shift a couple years full time before I graduated college robbed me of some neuro plasticity 🙂‍↔️

Progress is happening and I'm stoked for it...💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 💪🏾🐺🐻

Love hanging out with @bevviesandbeef.bsky.social where we just eat and show each other the latest guy to give us dysmorphia.

I’ve got to get my lats juicier 😪

tummy still acting up. feeling full way too long after eating

tummy hurts 😔

No more SIPPING! CHUG it like a MAN

you know it’s time to leave when the bartender puts his shirt back on 😤

Had to make a gofundme Basically going through health issues and lost my job so anything helps. I know times are rough for everyone 🤕 gofund.me/a0cc3fb93

omg I just took a cute selfie and my room doesn’t look like a mess. This is cause for celebration

Forgot to share this 👹

pôster motivacional pro carnaval que vem 🏋️‍♀️

The sound effects! 😂 bravo! Thanks @hngsk8bdr.bsky.social

haircuts are v therapeutic actually

I think I’m about to have a crash out

Sometimes I hate being salaried. Whatdoyoumean I have to handle some bullshit call at 7:30 pm when I’m trying to hit the gym

Just learned the youth are using the word “Therian” to describe animal personas they identify with. Any animal. “Therian” already has a meaning and it only refers to placental and marsupial mammals. Like omg don’t piss me off 😒

What did I miss?

We got body dysmorphia today fam?

I’m gonna have to go on DATES if I want to date? Sounds like a scam

Bears 🔥🐻❤️

going from friday the 13th to valentine’s be like

Are you truly working if it doesn’t drive you nearly to tears every once in a while? 😍 (😭)

My friends’ backussies look so good 🥺

◼️ HORNY

Happy meat day for those who observe

thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

that was real? 🥹

I ate too much yesterday I’m afraid

It’s sad to see someone who broke ur heart once be openly insecure about their body and sounding like they have body dysmorphia. Sad in many ways.

Time for some weekend fun 👅😉

*browsing sniffies incognito *sees familiar face in nearest local park (it’s fully nighttime so he must be cruising) *remembers the guy flaked on him before and now feels sad

That crazy penguin from Madagascar was kinda trade lowkey

I remember when @duhthomasss.bsky.social ridiculed me for wearing shorts with an inseam of 7 inches. I haven’t forgotten and now I’m self conscious leaving the house not dressed f*ggot enough for him 😔.

Part 2 for Tummy Tuesday. 😈

Same pic as yesterday, but in blue!

dad cleaned his room a lil

I could really use a thick hairy tiddie right about now

Titty and shoulder day 💪🏽

Sit on Daddy’s lap 👉👈

Next week is deload week 🤩 (from the gym) (I never get enough loads tbh)

See you tomorrow Puerto Vallarta

Gay men, stop fetishizing cops.