wow I just laid in bed for 6 hours without being able to sleep at all 😀 and I didn’t get enough sleep the night before either 😄 I sure hope my organs don’t start failing anytime soon 🤩

moosles have been moosling lately kinda feat. Privacy Pete

In some kinda mood 🫱(‿💢‿)🫲

what are you looking at me like that for???

May i never be publicly dragged by the bears and be the subject of discourse, lord hear my prayer

sometimes I think my friends leave me out of stuff, but then learned I was actually invited but I don’t remember it? Which feels worse 😔

weekend is over 😔

One of my hobbies is walking around Daiso like I’m Ariel in her grotto looking at her thingamabobs

just saw someone refer to n**dlesandb**f and his old troupe as “silicone valley”

not a fan of compliments that put others down 😠 “I just wanted to tell you you’re the hottest guy at the bar… even though that isn’t saying much” 💩

Rump

Once I hear 1 sec of that Scruff track by that gay DJ my gag reflex instantly activates. Keep that shit away from me lmao.

4 day weekenddddd What should I do? Go to universal? Roadtrip? Elope? 🫪🫪🫪

POV: you’re a short king and I show up to the function

Follow my new IG page 🥺

Got recognized out in public yesterday 🫣

Lower back vs EDC weekend, I know who’s actually gonna win.. 💀😮‍💨

if I post ass will someone help me massage it?

Monday melancholy

Happy mothers day to all of those who would have been mothers if they were capable of getting pregnant because damn you taking all that DNA crazy style into full cream mode like you're trying to repopulate the earth son.

Late night snacks.

I know it’s fat cock friday but fat ass friday matters too

Bears can get zoomies

We need to bring this Brazilian “kiss first, ask questions later” culture to the US. I don’t wanna get to know you at the bar/club 🤭.

Cheeky 🍑

The cool thing about deload weeks is you can skip the gym without regret :D

Tummy Tuesday

I had such a great day yesterday 🥰

My tiddies were popular today

Y’all hear that? Keep posting those holes

I am becoming less and less social. An unfortunate positive feedback loop. It’s impacting my desire to do anything or make plans—what’s the point of doing anything if I’m only making memories for myself and not to share with anyone? Maybe I’ll get over it.

Forever big backtivating

I’m not having fun anymore 🥲

bruh some guy showed me my own profile from the apps at the gym tonight 😭

I’ll let y’all perceive me today

oh noooo people are discovering me on IG 😪

Celebrating hump day with two of my favorite 🍑 @quadboy.bsky.social @peachfuzzjock.bsky.social

I still can’t believe how much this fits

Bowser's new trick.

💦🫧💦🫧

Until I get the motivation to take more butt photos, here's a repeat. One of these days I'll actually bottom again... maybe? #HumpDay

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

Forgot to make plans for my birthday. Is that something people do?

Who wants to hang out and do this

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omg this ep of JJK 🤩🤩🤩