Post-covid I have the immune system of a Victorian child. HOW am I coming down with a cold and fatigue like every 3 weeks 😩

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Pls idk why I posed like this 😭

me 5 mins into being in Manchester: should we like…move here?

Doing a 3 day push / pull / legs work out and doing sets until failure, I’ve noticed more change in a month than I’ve had with lack luster 6 month programmes where I was just doing the sets listed. It seems so obvious but I just did not know lmao

back day

I don’t know if it’s just me but I find it way harder to hit the carb macro than I do the protein

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what is a random thing ppl assume about you before they meet you IRL? Mine is that ppl online keep telling me they thought I was like 5ft6

Anyway

Quit smoking 2 months ago. Quit eating out and take away 2 months ago. 1 month in the gym. (I’m like…mentally dropping hints to my body, begging it to form this a habit)

happy Saturday

LinkedIn creators need to stop omg I just saw a girl post her wedding photos on there and somehow managed to turn the post into one of those corny work inspiration posts

Listening to Paramore - All I Wanted like “ALLL I WANTEDDD WAS YOUUUUUUU”

was doing skull crushers at the gym and I was like oh what’s that breeze then I realised my package was hanging out of my shorts the whole time aaaaaAAAAAHHHH

Selfie vs my dogs reaction of said selfie

If I'm spiralling or ruminating, I've found the most effective way to journal thoughts is this: Be unbelievably, embarrassingly honest about what you're thinking. If you're writing something so revealing that you think "God, I hope nobody ever reads this" then you're probably doing it right.

begging uk to ban vapes because i am just a little guy and i can’t control my impulse to buy a cherry ice vape 🙏

Made basque cheese cake!!

hate when you leave the house looking like a scruffy goblin because you are only going like 5 mins down the road but then you end up bumping into every gay man you’ve ever seen in your life

Alien Earth kinda boring ngl

Me as a key holder with ADHD: ummm yeah listen I think I lost the key to ur cage and I can’t remember where I put the backup

Me: I want to see more posts about photography, what people are up to, hobbies Bluesky: can’t do that but how about some grown men in diapers instead

He rest

First thing I’ve ever made in pottery came back recently, pretty happy with it. Didn’t expect the glaze to come out olive green and thought it was gonna be a diff shade but think it would be cute to hold stuff like appetisers (maybe actual olives lol)

3 times in a row now I’ve gone to connect with someone on the apps and it comes out that they are weird as fuck about open relationships like christttttt maybe you are single because you are annoying 😭

in a relationship there is the one who plays the blockbuster game titles and the other who plays supermarket simulator and sims

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it has come to my attention that the 🙂‍↔️ emoji isn’t in fact someone twirling and spinning being like “weeee” but instead someone shaking their head. day ruined.

I will never forget the memes that came with it that day

It’s bluesky for main, twitter for alt

Today’s office vibes were cute

the other day I was watching a porn vid and the top was like “your ass feels so good” and the bottom broke character and was like “thank you” and I paused the video and was like wait lmaooo I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone be so courteous. It was so cute

Hi

honestly the most homophobic takes about gay men I see online are from tenderqueers like just take a deep breath and go watch Steven universe lmao

pride weekend

Starting my morning 🚶💥🚗 🤪

I’m into BB (Bloodborne)

there are people that I have been mutuals on the internet with for 13 years now

Otters are just hairy twinks when you think about it

Beat the first boss in Nightreign 🌙 ✨ Revenant was my main. Love dat pale little bitch

dying in nightreign constantly but still enjoying it 🌙

The look I give my party in Nightreign while I wait for one of them to drop a pin so I know where to go

I want to play Nightreign but I don’t want to get shouted at for playing badly

Home 🎞️

I miss Japan. (also there are so many photos from my trip that I never posted)

it’s true. I’m doing this rn

Self portrait day